Rate my tinder /b

Rate my tinder /b

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Maybe you should lift a little before posting a shirtless pic fucking faggot 0/10 fuck you

T. Manlet

Ill give you a 9/11.

Reported 2fbi

thats grindr though

you sound like a faggot in your description

dubs confirms

Its clearly tinder

never been single enough to need to find out

spiders are faggots and i suspect you are too

What makes your gaydar bleep?

Will make friends with your dad? What is wrong with you?

You have a great face, so use it. That first pic isn't going to attract very much.

Take out the shirtless pic and I think that's pretty good.

Chicks don't like that.

On a scale from fag to faggot I say faggot. Shirtless pic of average body, and a gay statement about dads.

I have 2 but ones a selfie , i switched the selfie to main
Its not gay to get along with someone's dad
Its the guy equivalent of "you can bring me home to your mom"

It literally not. It’s creepy and homosexual

Take out the shirtless pic

>6'4
>needs a dating app

Nigger, what?

put it in a napkin? pick it up with your hands you faggot

Dude KILL THAT SPIDER

The shirtless pics will ruin it for you
the rest will give a impression u are caring, have friends and is well dressed
dogs works better than cats for chicks

6'4"
Built like a 13 year old
No wonder he needs tinder

t. 250lb 5' 10"

>Calling me small

I have this for a dog shot but I don't like the way I look in it

that's literally prepubescent status

I'm decently strong

you are small dumbass

get off Sup Forums and go to /fit/

Rofl, yes I am calling you small. You need to lift you're pathetic. I'm 6'5" 215 and I don't need to spend my days swiping away to have wet pussies waiting. You're not using your genetic potential.
Yeahh bro everyone's a manlet on the internet!!

You are arguing with a faggot on Sup Forums to prove some kind of self worth. Dude. What's to gain?

Woah! You really are doing some heaby T-Bar rows! That's your warmup, right?

Yeah bro!! Check out my fitness channel bro!!!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PZCB6Vurc7s
See how strong I am, Faggot!

Seen this thread before. Are you that insecure?

I showed this to my girlfriend just now and she laughed really hard.

How much pussy/ass you get a week?

Ask her for her opinion on my profile. I fucked two girls today because of tinder and I feel absolutely disgusting

What's your cycle?

There are times when I'm "hot" like on a gambling table. Like today I hit red and fucked two girls and one 3 days ago
Before that nothing for well over a month and before that like a 5 month dry spell
It comes and goes
I lost my virginity at 19, I'm 23 now and have fucked about 83 girls or so

I wish I had the nads to start some gear. Was thinking of trying just Test C 500mg for 12 weeks. Just can't trust the dudes selling the shit, and some of the side effects sound pretty lame. But that's all natty. Thanks I suppose. I mean it could be worse. I could be OP.

I wanna run my dick over the gap in your teeth

>looking like me
>bad
If only you could be so lucky

gayforpay pays well /winkwink

you will do great

Yeah bro definitely mirin that furrowed forehead, gap tooth, prepubescent physique, and the same facial hair every other unattractive guy has to use to cover up their lack of facial aesthetics.

My brow is my most attractive feature and it means I have high t

Hey, don't insult us, it's not as if we had chosen to be manlets

too bad you're not gay. I'd have you sit on my face for hours.

LMFAO you have high T? With the muscular mass of my brother who's in middle school? I don't think so. Your "brow" or furrowed forehead is a feature most cavemen had it helped to block the sun when our skulls were less streamlined. So pretty much you look like shit.

I think you might be underestimating my size.
I mean, I weigh 200 lbs at 6'4 and still growing. Whereever I go people generally call me "big guy" which is funny because I don't even have that much mass
1 year of lifting later and who knows what ill look like

America is obsessed with big, bigger, biggest.
He'd be hauling pussy left and right here in Western Europe.
We don't have as many fatties as you do over there.

You mean you're still growing at 6'4
How old are you?

>You mean you're still growing at 6'4
>How old are you?
Are you being intentionally obtuse?

I'm pretty much done growing up, but I'm getting wider. I lift but I hit 200 lbs. I'm 23 but I expect to be 225 and lean some day when I'm pushing 30

Why would you want to get wider ? You're fine ffs

LMFAOOOO This has got to be a joke please stop...You have small arms, an overweight torso with love handles, and skinny undefined legs, and I've never seen someone who was 200 pounds at 6'4" with nonexistent traps. I hope you got all the attention you craved from this thread that your dad never gave to you man. I haven't laughed this hard in months.

>Why would you want to get wider ? You're fine ffs

>America is obsessed with big, bigger, biggest.
>He'd be hauling pussy left and right here in Western Europe.
>We don't have as many fatties as you do over there.

>being that retarded

I spend pretty much all day on /fit I even make autistic lifting video parodies
I want to be big for sports and to impress girls

Careful faggot. It might fit in there.

No not so much. We are obsessed with aesthetics
Girls want a beach bid and guys do too
You don't have to be big to look good, you only need some muscle tone
Keep in mind the length of my limbs
It means that to put on the same mass as someone 5'8 I have to work 30 percent harder
So I have to focus on putting on size its really quite difficult
Zyzz was 6'1 that's like perfect balance mode

Wanting to play sports. You're 23 dude that ship has sailed. You're tbar rowing 225 pounds and your legs are small. If you mean like for recreation to be like the biggest ultimate frisbee faggot I could definitely see that with the physique you have.

Hating on a mans reason to lift
I don't see your point
I forgot to mention I like to feel strong and healthy

>cone neck

I'm trying to make you realize how much of a loser you are. Once again I'm 6'5", 215, the same age as you but I'm not on here craving attention and trying to earn the acceptance of anons on Sup Forums. Stick to /fit/ and stop posting shirtless pics of your dad bod. Take all of that energy and put it into your workouts because clearly you're doing something wrong.

I work out hard. Stick to compounds etc. You know my lifting vid was funny
I was actually here for tinder rates because I strive to have the ultimate profile and get pussy on a regular basis without having to go to bars

His neck looks like that because his traps are nonexistent. If he did more than 15 pound shrugs at the YMCA once a month he might see some results.

>shrugs
Yeah nah
I just get sick trap pumps from ohp and deadlifts
You can see here at eye level, my traps are pretty sick nasty
I actually get close to cobra mode
No shrugs necessary
My neck is hella long though so I can see why you point that out