Ask a Satanist cult leader anything

Ask a Satanist cult leader anything

> no fucking christians, jews or muslims allowed

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Suckacock edgelord

Hi, I'm Christian, do you have a little brother to spare?

So edgy

How do you get followers looking like that?

Is it acid? I bet it's acid.

Can I have some acid?

Start leading by looking less like a couch potato, tubbo

You don't believe in religion right? So why believe in Satan?

Go back to Africa with these earrings

I am the devil's favorite demon

> no fucking christians, jews or muslims allowed
> No one important allowed

>No jews

Modern Day jewdaism is satanism

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I am the face of death

Never fuck with a satanist

His name is Robert Paulson.

Are you Ken the stage manger from NOFX?

What do you do in these cults? Is it fun?

How is your nonsense any different then the rest of them?

You are the fuckface of Christopher street day.

Fuck off faggot.

Does satanism have anything to do with goats ?

Yes, OP fucks them

Topkek

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So he's some kind of muslim then

Please, come sit down. Right here. Good. Allah is forgiving. You need not worry about your past transgressions. All you need to do is relax. Now. Repeat after me.

>I hold witness that there is no God but Allah and Muhammad his prophet.

Go back to Sup Forums

proud muslim jew christian godfag here praise to jebus all-hahs and yasway, you statancucks are just jealous because more people where killed in my gods name than yours hahah

careful you don't cut yourself on that edge faggot

Do you kno de wey of de devil?

FUCK OFF DAD! YOUR EMBARRASSING ME

That's good look for effeminate teenagers. Not so good for you.

How's the sixth grade coming along?

D o y o u k n o w d e w a y t o f a c e b o o k n o r m i e s c u m ?

That mullet.

Why don't you get a haircut and look like a respectable 50 year old man?

Why satanist look's like so fag?

Shut up and go wash your hair.

That's gotta be the worst combover ever.

why do you look like boipuicce

You think you got what it takes to fuck with me maggots?

Nice spoon collection.

What about Buddhists?

I've wanted to start my own cult; specifically so I can do heinous sexual things to men and women.

Do you have any suggestions on how to get started?

you pelt semen wrong you prick

Yes, but still>please get mad

You spelt spelt wrong, your argument is invalid

over your head faget

Hey bud, love how your religion riles up Christians. Quick question, as a Satanist you worship Satan, correct? Satan was a fallen angel who could never hope to actually fight and destroy the God that made him so in a way I feel like you are still subservient to God. God could easily erase Satan from history but I suspect Satans existence makes eternity more bearable for God. Thoughts?

You don't look like a Satanist. You look like a trap who said "fuck it" halfway through your transition.

atheist here, you are like the others believer for me. kys

You realize that your religion murders people who don’t convert right? Also Jesus is the messiah and there’s proof of it

Just bee yourself

Hes a satanist, not an atheist

>spoon collection
You live with your grandma?

So... Lemme get it straight.
>>You don't believe in God/Jesus/Allah/Yhuva yet you believe in other bullshit
So how are you better?

So assuming there is a Satan, that also assumes there is a God. And we know who is more powerful and who will win in the end. Sooooo, why would you chose the losing side??

It's like going back in time an choosing to suit up for the Nazis in WWII. Pretty dumb choice, buddy, assuming of course that it isn't all Hocus pocus/myth cosplay.

Why are you shitposting on Sup Forums instead of sacrificing goats or something?

bruh Satanism is just Christianity reversed.
Go suck a devils dick you lesbian feminist looking ass edgelord.

this is probably me in 10 years, which is why i plan on killing myself first

The guy posts too many face pics. This is b8 m8

>edgy athiest
>Satanist

Choose one

Have you ever thought about giving your life to Jesus and living forever?

Edgy Mark Corrigan spotted

What do you think of stubby, twinkly, Trans bottom boys?

Subby***

Aye lamp

Haha you have the same haircut as my friend becca

>> no fucking christians, jews or muslims allowed

Holy fuck guys I think this might not be b8

how do you deal with people trying to "convert" you? (you do know the devil is bad, right, you should convert to jesus bc jesus is good and he loves you)

...

you use satanism as an escape for your shit life and you know it. you look fucking repulsive, too, but that only feeds into this idea that you're "special" or "threatening"

Face of death is steel bud and any American can get that so hop off the high horse wannabe

Is it required by the satanic bible to look so fucking retarded?

How was the book sale?

Who hurt u

The Virgin Theistic Satanist
>Only follows one demon
>Satan, by definition, is an egoist and doesn't care about you
>Can't summon for shit
>Only recognized book on the philosophy for your religion doesn't even recognize Satan as an actual figure
>No official grimore
>Doesn't know any ineffable names (what a faggot lmao)

The Chad Solomon Practitioner
>Has a list of 72 demons AND angels and their signatures that he knows by name
>Has not one, but TWO official grimoires packed with spells to suit every need
>Knows the true names of God
>Commands spirits
>Summoning is his specialty
>Has seen the outer mechanisms

Super groady looking brah. For real

are you LaVeyan?

I've been kicked out of 87 synagogues for not decapitating jewish children.

This

But arent Jews and muslims basically devil worshippers?

If you dont fuck christians jews or muslims, whaddaya fuck? Satan?

Aand... Do you even Varg?

fuckin hell, grow up or if you really want to keep playing with made up devils go play d&d

Do

You

Even

Varg?

Oh look, the 40 yo edgy teenager who never grew up since his 15th anniversary !

Check em sexy trips

Youre a fat ugly faggot.

have you ever met satan?

Are you a theistic satanist or a laveyan satanist?

God bless this faggot

The problem with you religious nutcases is that you’re so deluded, so ignorant to the point where you genuinely believe the bullshit that you throw around.

For decades and well over a century there have been Christians in Muslim lands, but Muslims under Christians were always forcibly converted or murdered. E.g. Jerusalem and Spain.

And indeed Jesus is the messiah, as he is in Islam as well.

This is why I don’t take any of you seriously, you’re faultless and others are always at fault. You’re always the victims.

How do you support yourself as a total retard/high school dropout?

What's the next game you're running?

Does mommy make sure you have your tendies before you worship satin?

How does one procreate correctly in a satanists world? I mean, is it common to marry and get kids, or do you have to rape some girl? Or are you all just suck each other's cocks because you have sacrificed all girls?

Hi, Muslim here. At what age did you realize you were a faggot and wanted to live this new age faggot lifestyle?

Creampie