I think my penis is building up too much smegma, do I have aids?

i think my penis is building up too much smegma, do I have aids?

You penis shook up not ever be building up any smegma at all, even if you have a foreskin, if you properly wash and clean that dirty nasty shit.

Clean yourself, you nasty fuck.

Does it taste like the AIDS kind?

take a fucking shower

you should cut your dick now before it grows even more infectious

I never get smegma, that shits fucking disgusting though

Dickcheese forever!

That's what you get for showering only on saturdays.

That's not how AIDS works.. We had penis inspection day when I was in school. Made sure to keep em squeeky clean.

How the fuck does hair get in there like that jesus fucking christ that's fucking grim and I've seen shit from babies getting ran over by trains and intestines filled completely with tapeworms

EWW EW EW EWEWEWEWEWE EWEWEW EEWWWWW

HAHAHAHHAHHHHHAHAHHAAH

stud-medfag here, I looked it up and it's bacteria
should put your dick in a small glass of vinegar (just to put the tip in) for 3 mins
It will destroy it ( but it's gonna hurt a bit)

easiest way!

I've always had foreskin and kept my cawk clean. It was only after I started to fuck this chick the smegma started to build up

This, seems like a yeast infection

It tastes sweeter when you have aids

Would you like some over your pasta, sir?

> yfw people do it on purpose as a fetish.

you are AIDS

If you were a virgin or haven't fucked a girl in a while, you picked up some yeast bacteria from inside her vagina (all girls have some), even a small amount can cause this.

Same thing happened to me a few years ago when I lost my virginity

OP here, will try it

Ah shit I remember the gif of that woman licking that shit off a guys dick

I hadn't fucked a girl in a about a year before I started to fuck her

worse than gore at bestgore

She did do a video like that.. Japanese are into some really weird shit.

When you fuck a new girl, it's normal, go buy some clotrimazole 1% and apply when you wake up and before you sleep for a couple weeks, should get rid of it bro.

>japanese are into weird shit
explain some more, i'm going to japan this year, do white guys have a good chance with asian cuties?

wew lad

Shit nigga you hav e aid s

I cant believe im about to drown my dick in vinega

Actually Japan is quite xenophobic still.
You'll get a lot of attention for being foreign, but your chances of getting laid because of it are virtually nonexistent.
You can't even enter many establishments where you might meet women because of your gaijin status.

Thanks man!

No worries, best of luck bro it sucks for a while but you'll be good

do it fag

Always wash your dick immediately after sex. Pussy juice fucks with the ph-value.

ah that sucks, does japan have a tinder? if so i'd give that a try, i really wanna fuck a thicc asian girl, pic related is the sort of girl i'd wanna bang

I wouldn't know.
I'm not attracted to Japanese girls.
My reason was importing cars.
.. The three story adult store was impressive though.

same medfag here,
has it worked correctly ?
If you did right, the foreskin should be more red than usual, is it ?
it will be a little bit like a burring sensation, it's normal

show a pic you fag !