How did Canada become so completely boring and Americanided within such a short space of time? It feels nothing like Britain at all any more. It's just a boring knock-off product of its southern neighbour with socialism.
(In before "the American accent is the older form of the English language," no that's actually a popular myth.)
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>Americanided
I meant to say 'Americanised' but this could work too.
>It feels nothing like Britain at all any more
Rasheed, you're too kind
>country settled by british resembles its neighbor country also settled by british
>said is able to support some forms of socialization due to it having 10% the population of its neighbor and a higher percentage of whites
Whoa!!! Really made me think!
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>It feels nothing like Britain at all any more.
That's because we didn't give our country entirely to the bomb-builders yet.
Our population is almost the same size of uk with 100 x the landmass
All british posters do is suck yankee cock, even though it was the americans who forced you to give up most of your colonies.
Honestly british people are useless dogshit. In 100 years you will probably be greek tier. If you exist at all.
I used to love british people until I realized they are spineless traitors, who wish to be american above anything else.
Eat a nuke.
>Our population is almost the same size of uk
>[the rest of that retarded post]
drop the proxy
Everything you've just written is the complete opposite of the case. I've met only a handful of Canadians with any sort of personality or pride in their British-derived culture and heritage. Those of you hate America only do so because it isn't socialist, not because of its innate materialism and ugliness. All I see you do is ape Americans to the extent that you've even adopted their accents, which is just sad. British people on the other hand are extremely cautious of America and have not forgotten what was done to us.
well i only ever seen brits and yanks arguing
Oh man, I can't wait for the royal ties to be cut to see all the butthurt bongs online.
You will never understand the link we share with the US.
I am of british decent, used to muh heritage all the time. Then I actually interacted with them.
They are horrible people and cowardly dick suckers like the rest of the europes. They are basically a retarded american province now.
It would be like Canada going from as big as it is now, to vancouver island in less than 50 years. Never seen an empire burn out so fast, and be so proud of it. Then ontop of that suck the cocks of the people who made them burn out.
t. québécois spreading division
What division, we aren't your colony anymore, and we don't want to be seeing as you are basically a yankee shoe polisher.
You don't even have the sack to leave the eu. When was the last time uk actually did anything other than obey usa's orders?
4 million people voted for UKIP in our general election and it is more likely than not that we are going to leave the EU which will single-handedly crash the whole project. What have you given to humanity lately? Justin Trudeau?
RULE BRITANNIA BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES
BRITONS NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES!!
ANY CANADIANS WHO HATE THE BRITISH GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY IT IS THANKS TO ANGLO INGENUTY THAT WE LIVE IN A COUNTRY LIKE CANADA AND NOT VENEZUELA BE PROUD OF OUR COUNTRIES HERITAGE
our country and politicians are completely split on leaving the EU, we're working on it. not that it wont be rigged anyway.
you make out we're the USA's bitch but we dont do any business which doesn't benefit ourselves as well
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>being proud of having stockholm syndrome
>every colony you have has surpassed you in the last 100 years because all you do is eat mercury laced fish and bang smack
Yes, tell me how good it is to be usa's battered wife, sounds awesome.
Cry harder my beloved ancestor, maybe if you are a good boy usa will let you keep scotland.
>cucked.jpg
If assimilating to this country, embracing it's culture and customs means I am a cuck then I suppose I am a cuck
historically the people of Canada were not British even if english Canadians like to believe they are.
Canada was mostly inhabitated by the french (the acadians) then mass immigration from the states during the revolutionary war turned it into an english speaking country.
Americans are actually closer ancestors to the british than Canadians. Canada is exactly that a knock off of the states. Quebec is the real Canada with distinct culture but they are french.
tag
your a dorable
who cares, french people are gay.
>How did Canada become so completely boring and Americanided within such a short space of time?
The same way the U.K. did. The answer is right there in your own backyard.
Where's your evidence that Canada was more French than British before the Revolutionary War? Let's see the hard data.
The United States was basically Britain in those days. That was before the Irish and the Germans and all the other immigrants came and changed it into a completely different country in the late 19th century.
>National dress
>it's fucking pyjamas
Go colonize the moon then give it to the martians. 0/10 worst empire ever.
Nice thread guys
Don't mind me, just passing through is all.
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How can you say it feels nothing like Britain, when our style of government is the same, language is the same, for crying out loud we have the Queen gracing our currency. A Briton moving to Canada would fit right in, and indeed they do.
There are 20 million of us in Australia and 4 million in New Zealand.
Gee. It sounds like the more Brits in a country, the worse it gets!
So? If you combine that it's still only 80 million, we are approaching 50 million soon. Don't worry, when europe implodes will come and build some cool statues as we repurpose your ruins.
Brit in Canada here. The problem with Canadians is they have no sense of humour. They lost it innthe 1970s and haven't been able to handle banter ever since.
A combination of factors. It really goes back to the early 1900s, but we could've stopped or reverted it with no issues for decades after that.
Our last good prime minister Diefenbaker was convinced by Eisenhower that changing the emphasis of who we traded with from Britain, who was seen at the time as an economically crumbling empire, to the U.S. would be beneficial for us in the long run. This couldn't have been more false. Britain retained an incredibly strong economy.
We started importing American goods and services. We listened to American radio, watched American TV shows, American movies, we drove American cars when we had previously done all of this ourselves.
Shit really hit the fucking fan when John Pearson conspired with JFK over ousting Diefenbaker from party through the Bomarc missile crisis. Visionary Pierre Trudeau, the closet communist and mostly ideological successor of Pearson initiated a complete and total deconstruction of the Canadian nation-state, hating our bicultural identity. He attempted to turn us into a republic by patriating the constitution, and succeeded in totally subverting who and what we were to his copied Ellis Island ideology in an attempt to outdo the United States in their own founding philosophy.
canada has never had its own identity, the nation lacks a backbone and will happily adopt the culture of whomever is imposing it on them
also I don't know how this stereotype of polite canadians got started but in my experience with them they are loud angry drunks that have no regard for local laws when they are overseas and pick fights with people
What the fuck are you doing fellow burger!?
Your ruining the fight! Get out now!
Oh look, the yankee has come to defend his little faggot boyfriend, maybe you two can deep-fry some dogshit together. Bunch of fucking gaylords.
you know damn well I can't stay out of other peoples business
it's my nature
Canadians think they are something, but in reality, they are fucking nothing
After the flag was changed in a flag debate nobody fucking asked for, and coincidently the liberal party's design won following the change of our anthem to the garbage it is now, we began to take immigrants from non European countries. Namely replacing Europe with backwater communist shitholes like Portuguese Angola. Trudeau was hellbent on ensuring his legacy lasted, so he created the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. Ensuring that multiculturalism could never be stopped, then gave the Supreme Court more power than the government to pass or reject laws.
We haven't been the same since. All of these factors combined are why were so Americanized. We used to be an economic and military middle power, our industry and manufacturing entirely home grown. Our media, arts and literature made by Canadians for Canadians.
Now we're a ghastly demographic of quasi Americans whose genuine identity haa been all but destroyed. I
Agreed, but we need to cut down on our interventions for awhile.
Why!? I love that you are providing fuel to the fire, but they we're doing all the work for us!
Thanks for the information, Canada mate, it was very insightful.
Atleast we are a colony of uk, as opposed to a colony of africa and mexico.
Lmao @ your life senpai
I posted it in the pic, The English mostly settled in the 13 colonies, the French were in Canada until Americans migrated during the revolutionary war. Pic related is a long read but its good summary explaining what happened to the french.
You are totally glossing over the victoria and newfoundland colonies. Fucking retard.
During the late 1700s there were about 160,000 people in Frenchistan and no one but random outlaws and indians in Ontario
Settlement in Newfoundland was also unkosher but it and Nova Scotia together had something like 20,000 people mostly of New Englanders, hence suspicions that they would try to break off and join America
The British worked with the Quebecois seigneurs in the belief that the 13 colonies revolted because of the lack of an actual landed aristocracy to keep the common folk in line and intended to apply the system of aristocracy to the whole of Canada
As time passed the British encouraged both migration of British citizens to Canada and allowed for the large migration of Americans into Canada with promises of cheap land along with the UELs or United Empire Loyalists who had come earlier
There was some half-assed idea that America would go to shit and Canada would prosper and the prosperity of Canada would make their relatives back in America advocate for America to rejoin the British Empire or something
Only eastern canada is good canada.
Central and Western canada are liberal hellholes full of minorities. Northern canada is full of literally whos who do whatever in the middle of no where. more strange shit goes on there than in the outback of australia
>Implying the Chief wanted anything do with the Yanks.
Son...
There were approximately 60,000 Canadiens in all of New France when the exact same number arrived and settled throghout Upper Canada, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia with the War end. any encyclopedia, history book or the most cursury internet search will tell you this.
Canada is at 35 million stupid and only 25 million of them are white
Must not... must not... muusssttt...
FUCK IT
Listen here you fucking hat, be happy we have never considered annexing over the years, as for that colony bs your spilling, that shit will be fixed in due time. Have fun with your Muslim loving faggot of a PM and your LGBT Police force. At least our faggot Muslim lover is leaving office soon.
If your argument is correct then your conclusion that we are more related to Americans than you are doesn't hold water, because your country is made up of American loyalists of pure British stock. New York was once New Amsterdam, but that doesn't mean that the Dutch had any significant influence on what it was to become.
Also of note is that while the British allowed the Catholic church and French language to continue relatively unmolested the Quebecois are the bitchiest faggots in the world, meanwhile in South Africa they actively committed genocide against the Boers, banned their language and their church and generally took any opportunity to shit on them.
Quebecois a shit
It was 35 million 10 years ago, wait till the new census comes.
Make me some more corn chips pedro, don't forget to defend my borders like a good bitch. I want those brown people killed faster please, otherwise I won't send you anymore culture.
>we have never considered annexing over the years
You have, though. For long enough that a lot of it has been declassified.
You tried to annex us twice, and there was consideration for annexing us but world war 2 interrupted those plans.
Yankees are fucking kikes, you pretend to be friends with everyone but stab them in the back this is why we supported the confederates.
>Finland
>nothing
2011 census puts us at 33 million, the 2016 estimate is 36 million you're a fucking moron
>implying trudeau isn't going to let in 20 million somalis
It will show you've got 50 million Canadians all right, but they won't be quite the sort of Canadian you were expecting.
Canada would have been better if Newfoundland and Quebec had been separate from Canada proper
That's literally impossible it would mean we grew by 20 million people in 5 years, we would probably be the fastest growing nation in the world if that was the case
t. Juan Suarez
Canadians are Yankees that got away
I'd rather we have muslims than british traitors and yankee cucks.
Would that make you Dong Zhuge?
>French would rather get raped by niggers than have actual white people around
Hence why your language and culture needs to be exterminated
He's making a joke, autismo
Canada will have 50 million people around 2060, with something like 20 million of them being white people
Americans are niggers, you have more niggers and fags than canada has people. You are a big fat liberal blob of degeneracy.
A better question is "why are canadians such shitposters, they are just slightly better than straya"
Can't wait for Canada to fragment apart.
t. Newfoundlander.
No they aren't, they are British who were loyal to the crown.
>He's just joking he's not actually retarded
Get off the proxy faggot
No we aren't!
they were all americains who stole french land for the queen so the only true americains are the french ones
It'll probably happen at the same time as the US breaking apart.
Honestly, the Maritimes would probably be better off as their own little country.
>niggers could BBC canada out of existence/into a brazilian existence in a single generation
Sucks to be you?
Just like southerners were rebels against a traitorous government or whatever
America having shitskins is a good thing because they distract us. If we weren't so distracted we would have anschlussed you a long time ago.
Your niggers aren't in my country, they are in yours.
Even if your country goes to shit and implodes from niggers and aids, china or russia will defend us. You aren't needed.
>townie
That would only happen in the US of Whiteness decided to unite all whites in north america under their rule and invaded Canada
Otherwise Canada will just become a patchwork of chinese, french, british and indians, each province its own special thing
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Please don't remind us about 400 years of self-rule and prosperity. We might get ideas...
Why would China or Russia defend Quebec? Are all french people this retarded?
>If only we hadn't chosen to flood ourselves with Mexicans to the point of extinction we'd have annexed you long ago, you weaklings!
Sort of begging the question.
What ya at by
>be happy we have never considered annexing over the years
First of all: You did.
Second of all: I'm upset you never went though with it.
>Get off the proxy faggot
>using a proxy to make jokes
Because stopping you from annexing us would make you cry again for another 200 years.
>Our population is almost the same size of uk
>extinction
That's you, not us
Balkanizing into a nigger southeast, mexican southwest and white north isn't the same as getting your head chopped off by jihadis
I wish you'd try
American logic, If you stop invaders they win!
Hmm... Sounds familiar
Tfw Britain admits you're better than them in every way
Yeah I don't know if you're delusional or just shitposting but the reality is if the US a) balkanizes then canada will get fucked up b) one balkanized examerican nation decides to annex canada then shit is going to go down
The logistics and money involved in starting a major war with a nuclear-armed examerican nation over canada would be pointless for russia or china
>I wish you'd try
Because you want to be annexed?
>Fuck the Queen bro *puffs marijuana cigarette*
>We stopped you from annexing us LMAO
Leafs are a fucking cancer.
>can't even beat 3rd world countries
>expects to beat a 1st world country with 3 oceans and a shared border
Go ahead and try, oh wait nvm you tried already, several times.
Implying SK is a liberal hell hole
Only provincial conservant gov't in country.
Kek
Sikhs
The Sikh immigration numbers are totally silenced and censored from media.
Why?
Because Sikhs rule Canada now, they've made it their israel.
I only spoke to a few Sikhs in my life but all of them felt really superior when talking about how Sikhs are taking over Canada more and more.
Like the Muslims coming to Europe they don't want diversity or rights for woman or anything our leftist governments are fighting for. All they want is their religion and those who not to be converted or worse.
>It's a Canadian acts as if we couldn't annex his country in a few days episode