Waifu thread

waifu thread

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>claimed

Claimed.

Chatting til I decide how I wanna spend my day~
Yeah, I feel that. My hair gets knotted very quickly, even though I brush it every day..

Claimed.

Louise
Is it because you think I am Sono too?
Sayori
I don't know how to prove it to you but i am not him.
Mediator
That's awesome ^_^ she sounds tough.
Did people think you were as tough as her after that?

Dispatched to watch over the debauchery and heresy going on in this thread
Ulchan claimed

Something like that.
>Heresy
not even once

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Hopefully you do something fun

Nope, other girls started to say we were lesbians though

claimed

Probably going to avoid wallowing with some VR or something
>Lesbians
People say that about me a lot, but I've never really minded

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Which quadrant were you dispatched from?
I am sorry to disappoint you haha
ahaha that's great, they're just jealous : ) so are you still in contact with her after high school?

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You know what you must do.

Must be satisfying though.
You were hell bent on getting attention from mediator and now you have it while pretending to be someone else.

Everyone is really getting into VR
It probably didn't help that she did kiss me in the Gym locker room
I never minded though

We try to spend time together whenever possible
Although me having school and us both having work, it's hard to sometimes

dont fret weird ass friendo

Alrighty~
Makooo help
my plans for the day cancelled and Jenny's working til midnight
what do
It's pretty fun.
I've never kissed the girl people call me a lesbian with, even when we were dating. I was pretty shy; Chara was my second kiss ever.

4 teams megaman race hype

anyone else watching?

Uhhhh, I dunno. We're gunna be changing my oil after I finish these meatballs, so I'm not really gunna be going anywhere today.

I do not now how to respond to this.
friends like that for forever even if youre not together. you work and go to school? how do you find the time to come here?
ok, i guess?

Kys

>Not even once
More like multiple times! Hello Louise I am Ul-chan. Having a good day so far?
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Quadrant? Ah sect!? You people have a weird way of speaking.. I come from the central church! The authority of the land.

God you guys are faggots.
Fuck off already, I'm in /trash/ now

Louise

>Changing your oil
fuck, I should get that done, but I won't.
Nope, not once in the nine years since I met her~
Nice to meetcha. Oh, my waifu wore that outfit of yours during Season 4, it was the in-universe holy garb for the pope's handmaidens.
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Make a discord, Sono

Sadly I get motion sick fairly easily
I still question if she's a good or bad influence

I manage
I don't have classes every day anymore, so I work during the day and end up with evenings free

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which quasar is that system located in?
Sono? Sono, help. People think I am you.

i dont think i have the same mannerisms as him

what do you work as if you don't mind me asking?

Ah, that could be a problem. I get a little sick, but only if it lags.
Mine...She's not a good influence, but I'm lucky to have her, and she keeps me from going full neckbeard.

sup bloodchan

Rea is lurking the thread, she even told me to post.... There won't be a Discord...

Yeah they always think a newfag is me don't worry about it

Just redid my sorter after a few months

...Sup

I volunteered at a daycare for a long time, I took an actual position when my schedule freed up

I thought there was an equivalent to neckbeard for girls
Maybe you can join me in the "Roastie club"

hey not bad, i'm curious to see the rest though
also who is this?

Uh huh.

Hi, Rea.

Not a direct one; roastie implies I have a lot of sex.
I'm asexual, and have slept with exactly one person.

9 years! If you keep up the devotion when you finally reach Magdala your waifu will be waiting for you there. Also I like the Handmaiden Louise, haven't seen much art for that.
Qua.. what? Are you one of those people from the East speaking in tongues again?

Best girl in itt.

im not too worried, thanks. i think.
that sounds so relaxing, love kids, not in a uh weird way. yeah.
I am human I don'tknow about you!

I hope you're right~
There's not much art of it. I have a figure of it, though.
There's not much art of Louise in general, sadly.

Two for me, I'm pretty sure I get called one because people just want to upset me
I would say I'm asexual, but I'm sure I'd be called a liar pretty quickly

I know what you mean
It is a lot of fun, kids don't give me the anxiety adults do

See ya~

She wants me to stop posting now and said she's sorry about making me delete my account and she overreacted and shit. But she doesn't want me to make another one ever again.

Here's a word of advice stay away from Louise she is a snitch. She's also really fuckable and cute but don't let that shit fool you.

what is a cute?
*flings wine glass*
Nothing but a miserable little pile of secrets!
But enough talk, have at you!

Iowa is pure in my mind.

It's Saber. I only saved the top ten. I know a bit about Touhou but I don't remember every single character off the top of my head so the rest of the list is basically the entry level ones and the ones I don't recognize.

Claiming best girl.

Flue sucks..

haha kids give me more anxiety becuz one has to baby proof the house so that they don't harm themselves or each other
shes weird and okay! bye sono!

ah hey saber
unfortunate you only saved the top 10
but it's understandable, i don't know all of the 2hus either so anything beyond rank 60 or 70 for me is just characters i don't care/know about

The types of people who unironically call people roasties aren't the types of people who's opinions I value.
Meh, people call me a liar all the time for that, they just don't think anyone can be. Doesn't bother me none, I know it, and my girlfriend knows it.

"I'm sorry I made you delete your account" implies she knows she shouldn't have.
"But never make another one"
implies she doesn't regret it as it had the effect she wants.

>She's a snitch
God, you never told me that was a secret, and it's something that rattled me a little so I wanted to share it.
>Really fuckable and cute
Ew.
>She's weird
tfw

sup

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Oh? Who told you?
Unknown waifu problems, like having 10 pictures on pivix.

I've been through all of Deviantart, Gelbooru, Safebooru, Tumblr, etc
I have ~700 pictures.
I started taking stuff from the LNs and making screencaps, so I'm up to around 1k now.

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Yeah my cut off is around rank 30
Off the top of my head the next 5 were Yukari, Sanae, Iku Nagae, Reimu, Youmuu etc

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"When an accident involves kids, they either get up and seem fine, or they're dead"
Luckily everything is already fairly safe

Yeah, that's probably true
I'm not exactly asexual, but I'm not looking for a relationship either

i lost my progress when i tried redoing it a while ago so i still need to do it again someday
and youmu is good

is that Ken Blast?

sorry i didnt think you were reading my replies
i didnt mean it
you told me
what is she anyway?
my nephew got so excited to see me that he jumped off the sofa and somehow banged his head on the wall
it was so sad but cute at the same time haha

I'm asexual but in a committed relationship that I love.

Yall are forgetting the best waifu

You won't be asexual after seeing sono's stroke~

Hey cute

RIP. Sucks when that happens. Had it happen when doing the KanColle sorter.

so cute!
whew

It's okay if you did. Can't explain why I did, or else I'd get labeled unfairly as a snitch.
Thhhhat's not how asexuality works

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Does oral ever sound appealing? One of my friends isn't interested in sex much but she getting face if she feels comfortable with the guy.

snitching doesnt seem like that big of a deal as long as it was to help him. kind of like snitching to the police if an intoxicated person is about to go for a drive

I indirectly his girlfriend he murdered a dog.

A HAMPSTER!
I don't know.. Just saw Densha De D - Lightning Stage speedrun and now really want to try multitrack drifting..

Hai Louise

Hai user

That man is an imposter
Hiya, Saya

>people still actually believe anything bloodchan says

oh no did she know?

I want to have kids of my own one day
I'm pretty sure one of the kids I take care of has a crush on me

It's nice to find someone you love
I hope I can manage the same

Why are you asking me?
And what are you asking me?

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>mediator fucks his boyfriend before dumping him
>i'm asexual btw

Not until I told her
I'm sure you can.
Ironically enough, I found mine on here, about a year ago.

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that is so cute! ahaha i once had a crush on my babysitter when i was like 5. my older siblings made fun of me forever! i really want kids of my own too and i don't even know why, but i want a lot.
whew
jej wow wonder if she stood with him

>not seeing the difference between Louise and Mediator

They're still dating, she knows he's literally a psychopath.

Oh, right.. am not functioning that well atm..
Sup?

Not much. Probably gonna get baked and VR in a while.
Might work on my rules, though.

he really is? shoot. i'll stop asking about him for now

What difference?

He really is.
If you'd like.

RYxqnMw

Here is a link to a trap discord, we need more fags and traps to populate

Also get laid you virgin fucks

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What a surprise.

>1,000 pictures
Damn I'm up to 100 recently and I thought I was making progress. I clearly need get back to work.

Alright I'll poke my head in later guys, time for a nap.

i feel disgusted becoz i thought i was good at picking them out of the bunch, now i just dont know.
joining now

You got a VR headset? How is it?

Well, like I said, nine years.
Sweet dreams!
I'm sorry. Everyone makes mistakes once in a while, it's important to forgive yourself.
Ye, a Vive. Oculus is the better headset but Vive has more games.
It's very good, been playing a lot of Pavlov VR.

youre right but its going to take some time. it worries me becoz you mistook me for him

nigh nigh

I'm told that a lot
I don't think I want an E-relationship, I'd like to have someone to hold me when I cry

Young boys do seem to fall in love easily
I was in love with my guy friend since I was like four, all the way up until I move on