Why aren't you married yet?

Why aren't you married yet?

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Sup Forums propaganda brainwashed me into beliefing marriage is le sham, the ultimate scam.

>Why aren't you married yet?
>למה אתה עדיין לא נשוי?

MOSHE, I CANNOT FIND A NICE JEWISH GIRL, THEY ALL FUCK GOYIM AND THE ONLY SEX I GET IS FROM OTHER JEWISH FAGGOTS. THANK G-D FOR JEW FAGGOT PORN SPAM.

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Im engaged

Because marriage is arbitrary in a society with a 50% divorce rate.

Exactly this
I have a gf and two kids
As long as we are together she can have everything
She lives in my house and we share our expenses
But there is really no advantage to marry her
I'm not going to give away my property when we break up

Because I'm still in college

/thread

I hope some day i can find a sensible woman like this someday. Too many women are desperate for marriage.
Because i'm selfish as fuck with my time and money. Also trouble finding women as socially awkward as myself.

Because marriage fucking sucks TBH

I am married. Who told you I wasn't?

THIS
idk why everyone bitches all the time these things are right around the corner.
Vr
Sex robots
No women to have to put up with.

The futures looking pretty bright boys

Get a bullet proof Prenup and get married for the tax advantages.

Until VR sex robots start menstruating you soyboys will have to learn how to communicate and copulate with women.

god save the queen

now that's neat,
I was just a fat black guy in another thread
now im a small soy boy.
Weird how everybody just happens to know me on here.

and yes tinder tramps are a good temporary solution

That's what you get for marrying with your dick.

cuz i just met her like 3 months ago

lol that shit is your own fault, faggot. im 28 and found a single, hot af anal sloot and shes only 29 and never had kids lmao

replying to myself for further context
SHE FUCKING HATES NIGGERS TOO

wew lad, now that's a fucking keeper right there.
More power too you man

Why would I buy a whole car company when all I need is a ride with a cab?
Marriage is just a very bad deal for a man and any person who says it's not lives in denial. I mean what do you expect to hear from a guy who fights with his wife and wastes his salary on children? Of course he will tell you he is happy. He is too embarrassed to admit the mistake. It's typical phenomenon to rationalize a bad choice after the fact.

>woman doesn't want to breed
she's worthless and so are you, thank you for ending your shitty bloodline.

feminist ex ruined my life

You're still alive homie, your life isn't ruined yet.

Take vengeance

nah

Been saving up actually

Like you rationalise thinking you know what it's like to be married even though you are not?

I never said I was not.

I actually want to get married, but like everyone says it's shit right?

You're not

I suspect she is an alien.

Smile retard because I really love you.

Nice try Holden Ford

Holden Caulfield

That looks more like a 'you' problem for not having the sense to find a partner who brings more to the relationship instead of just marrying any women with a vagina.

No

only in cases of infidelity a good lawyer can absolutely fuck over the cheater

It's second best thing a man can do in his life. First is kids. I love you nigar.

Haven't found the right girl and I'm not economically stable at this moment

I am married. I married young at 26. We were together for 5 years and decided to move out together and were kicked off our parents insurance and it was just cheaper to go to the court house and do the marriage thing. But we don't do joint accounts or that nonsense. Everything is separate as far as our finances go. But I can't see myself with the same person for the rest of my life.

You're never economically stable. There is price for everything. Some things are priceless. As for right person. You have to be right to begin with.

Yes you can be economically stable

I am. 2 kids, too.

been there
done that
twice
ain't doin' that shit ever again

Get married get married

Name your last 5 transactions

Maybe it really is you

Been married and half my shit including house. Welcome to California, faggots!

What the hell kind of left field, confrontational question is that?

I don’t like women enough to want to live with a parasitic leech.

Shouldn't have cheated :)

No it's you

hey, i'm the first to admit that i'm difficult to live with.
chicks change, tho.

get divorced get divorced

You're right man, truly, but by economically stable I mean being in a job I feel I won't be fired nor I wanna quit every day. Or independent for instance.

Cause married people end up being the most unhappy people on earth, you know its true

Maybe you should have licked the black man's cum off your children's lips

>a good lawyer can absolutely fuck over the cheater

There would have to be indisputable proof for that to happen. Otherwise she would just say he's lying and she would NEVER cheat on him and once again the courts would side with her.

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and take your job? no thanks

See. You can't. Why pitch an input for something you know nothing about. There is no financial stability ever. Go read something useful for a change.

Dogs don't get married so I won't get married

I can live off 0 income. You can't. Having money is good. You starting to sound greedy for some reason.

Yes I can, it's just irrelevant. You want someone to jump when you say jump and it has nothing to do with financial stability. You want so badly to prove you're point, but you can't. You will define "financial stability" in such a way thtof it can't exist.

we're onto you.

Once I realize that on my own, I'll change it make an effort.
Everything that ever existed changes.

working on my career, been moving cities and states every 6-8 months chasing raises. Wouldn't want to bring someone with me.

I like to make my Barbie dolls get married to my Power Rangers.

It's clearly I know more about it, than you do.

Yes

What a bunch of pseudointellectual shit.

She did. :)

On your job Betty will throw you under the bus for a promotion like the sergeant would in a war.

No, it definitely isn't. You've only asserted that and some nothing to even hint that you know what you're talking about.

Pretty simple... ugly as fuck, and never got comfortable with men being expected to take the initiative. Gave up even vaguely trying about 6-7 years ago (utter bullshit that 'someone comes along when you're not looking'), am 40 now.

At least I don't have kids, thank fuck.

Well then you failed to satisfy her. Your fault

i got those same pearls of wisdom from the fortune cookies that came with shitty chinese take out last night

>because i'm divorced

Water changed its structure over the course of earths existence.

>so-called ''blueprint of our reality'' and our emotional energy and vibrations can change the physical structure of water.

What if I make them. Everything is connected.

We're talking about people changing and breaking their promises and you know it

>tfw you'll never know who to tell they're a good boy
>tfw no face

pre-requirements for elegibility as a husband:

- have a good job and a steady income
- own nice house and decent car
- properly and frequently shower
- have reputation, and no debts

Then you will get a wide collection of female orbiters in no time and:

- you will dump 99% of them because they are not virgin: wasting their best asset to some random literal dick was their fault, not yours
- then you will select the virgin one, even if she ain't a perfect 10/10 cutie
- and then get a lawyer expert in prenups thing, because when the Temptation Time will come, she shall not destroy your life

My gf of 4.5 years constantly asked me about this. So do my co-workers. My gf resentments me so much for not proposing. Marriage just isn't that important to me. Or maybe I haven't met "the one." who knows. I do think my gf might break up with me over it though. She's wanted to get married for years. And I think she's running out of patience

So far you're number one for breaking promises

I didn't want anymore social diseases.

I am. Married a Chinese girl. We run a company together now. She works harder than I do

No promises were made or even hinted at being made onn my part. So far you're number one for pseudointellectual bullshit.

:O lmao

This pleases my autism

Because I'm 19 and still in college. (And I don't have someone to marry to)

I'm pretty scientific

Who else posts here? Okay sure marriage is shit. Having too much or not enough money is a leading cause for divorce. I'll take my 29$ saved and buy myself beers mater tonight.

Because woman here are whores whothink their pussies are made of gold and want you to pay for them as such.

Then they marry mentaly defective greed mongers who pass on the greetardation onto their tard babies.

He who dies with the most toys, sports, mine, mine, be my baseball butt budy or i wont hire you, proles, mentaly, spiritualy and moraly weak, marying faggots for the money and luxury, atheists, foriegn stinkdian hirers so make more money, narcisist pathological liars, credit addicted, asian car drivering pieces of shit.

Tip, of the ice berg.

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I planned to have a space wedding but apparently marriage was invented by Jews to keep white men enslaved. >Coming from a person who lost virginity at 15 just to fit in.
>the expert