Public class Fourchan{

public class Fourchan{

public static void getHello(String board){
System.out.println("Hello /"+board+"/");
}

public static void main(String[] arg0) {
getHello("b");
}

}

...

Hello Sup Forums

Well memed my friend.

Feedez feedez bande de salopes

>not using javascript, the masterlanguage

Java = JavaScript

board board = new chan Chan(4, 'chan').board().get('b');

ewww, almost correct java syntax

#include

int main(void)
{
printf("OP is a faggot.\n");
return 0;
}

Car = Carpet

main :: IO ()
main = putStrLn("OP is a faggot")

OP is a faggo

#include

int main()
{
std::cout

...

You're actually retarded if you believe this.

package main

import "fmt"

func main() {
fmt.Println("OP is a faggot.")
}

def main
puts('OP is a faggot.')
end

main

def main():
print "OP is a faggot."

main()

eval(String.fromCharCode(97, 108, 101, 114, 116, 40, 83, 116, 114, 105, 110, 103, 46, 102, 114, 111, 109, 67, 104, 97, 114, 67, 111, 100, 101, 40, 55, 57, 44, 32, 56, 48, 44, 32, 51, 50, 44, 32, 49, 48, 53, 44, 32, 49, 49, 53, 44, 32, 51, 50, 44, 32, 57, 55, 44, 32, 51, 50, 44, 32, 49, 48, 50, 44, 32, 57, 55, 44, 32, 49, 48, 51, 44, 32, 49, 48, 51, 44, 32, 49, 49, 49, 44, 32, 49, 49, 54, 41, 41, 59, 100, 111, 99, 117, 109, 101, 110, 116, 46, 108, 111, 99, 97, 116, 105, 111, 110, 61, 83, 116, 114, 105, 110, 103, 46, 102, 114, 111, 109, 67, 104, 97, 114, 67, 111, 100, 101, 40, 49, 48, 52, 44, 32, 49, 49, 54, 44, 32, 49, 49, 54, 44, 32, 49, 49, 50, 44, 32, 53, 56, 44, 32, 52, 55, 44, 32, 52, 55, 44, 32, 49, 48, 57, 44, 32, 49, 48, 49, 44, 32, 57, 55, 44, 32, 49, 49, 54, 44, 32, 49, 49, 53, 44, 32, 49, 49, 50, 44, 32, 49, 48, 53, 44, 32, 49, 49, 48, 44, 32, 52, 54, 44, 32, 57, 57, 44, 32, 49, 49, 49, 44, 32, 49, 48, 57, 44, 32, 52, 55, 41, 59));

bump

Brainfuck version:

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And here's the C program used to generate it:

#include
#include
#include

int main(int argc, char ** argv)
{
assert(argc == 2);
for(size_t i = 0; i < strlen(argv[1]); i++) {
for(size_t j = 0; j < argv[1][i] / 5; j++) {
putchar('+');
}
printf("[>+++++");
for(size_t j = 0; j < argv[1][i] % 5; j++) {
putchar('+');
}
printf(".[-]

Well, hello there!