You're at the club with your girlfriend and this guy slaps her throat with his log

You're at the club with your girlfriend and this guy slaps her throat with his log
Wat do

curbstomp him and get mascara all over the curb and make his stupid ass clean it off

Grow up.

Cringe

This fag looks like a bitch in this pic.
I'd probably drink until I forget he has a dick and just fuck him in the ass.

you wearing your big boy pants?

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Considering the entire scenario would only ever play out in this beta-cucks mind and never in real life, I'd likely feint a punch at him to watch him shit himself in the corner and be about my day

>shit

Logs

What I wouldn't do for a big stinking corn encrusted loaf from his shit box

My own asshole is quivering with excitement at the mere thought I'd get a chance

Dump

Loggin in

>shit himself
God that's so hot...

dammit OP i just blew a loaf in my slacks at church

so fucking hot... I'd lick those leather pants clean in 2 seconds like a piranha

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Shut up kid. Nobody wants your shitty forced meme

>Be Soviet soldier in 1960's
>Stationed at Kamchatka Peninsula at Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky.
>Nothing's going to happen today. Nothing ever happens.
>So fucking cold out.
>Suddenly hear early-warning siren go off.
>Clutch AK-47 tightly, not had drill of readiness in months.
>Suddenly hear what sound like Western heavy metal music.
>Suddenly smell something.....ripe yet wonderful.
>Duck as massive flying log of shit roars over my head.
>Knocks Ushanka right head. Ushanka now has shit on it.
>It's a Capitalist attack!
>Run towards anti-aircraft gun but logs of shit are dropping out of sky all around me.
>Take out picture of Lenin for inspiration as I aim anti-air gun.
>Massive log of shit roars by again, but this time doesn't drop log but drops western heavy metal guy.
>Western heavy metal guy walks over to me like cowboy in John Wayne movie.
>Takes off pants and squats.
>Don't know what comes over me.
>Walk over to Capitalist and get on my knees and open my mouth.
>Western heavy metal guy drops big poo poo in my mouth.
>Swallow and goes down my throat. Tastes better than even alcohol from Mig-25 cooling systema.
>Write encounter in log book. Maybe capitalism not so bad. Maybe logs not so bad.

Maturity is a must, but it seems you just don't have it

>shitty

>Be me in highschool
>Scenefag back then
>Vans Warped Tour
>Summer 2011
>I staked out in the porta-jon toilet closest to the stages for 36 hours
>Hundreds of hot beer shits, piss, vomit, cigarette butts, bloody tampons and ass sweat rained down on me day and night
>Still I waited
>Second night falls
>Up to my chest in the cess pit of waste
>Delerious, I drift in and out of consciousness towards the end of another BvB set
>The music stops for a while
>Hear the jingling of scene kid accessories
>Am I hallucinating?
>"Great set, bros, I'll be back - I've got to take a massive shit."
>It's Andy Sixx
>His footsteps get closer, as does the jingling of his Hot Topic chains and belts
>The door opens
>It's time
>I tilt back my head and open my mouth as wide as I can
>Andy grunts
>He rips a massive fart that blows my hair back
>I see the log crowning
>The steam nearly blinds me
>It dangles for a moment before slidding silently down my throat
>It is warm in my chest, like a sip of brandy
>By the time it's all over he's pushed three more hulking logs into my gullet

Ok I've ignored it as long as I can but I've had it with this shitty forced Andy Sixx meme. It's just one, maybe two faggots spamming and it's getting me steamed. Just earlier today my friend Andy and I posted perfectly good cock rate and pics you shouldn't share threads which immediately 404'd, meanwhile five or sixx of these stupid fucking log threads are sliding right to the first page. This might be a tough one for you to swallow, but whoever you are that keeps posting this if I ever meet you irl I will cream you. Your meme is shit and I'm fucking dung with it.

Dubs logged, throat clogged

Here are some tips for you immature anonanuses

user's Guide to Enjoying an Andy Sixx Log Roll® The Original and the Best®

Step 1: Wrap your lips around Andy's puckered slop hole.
Step 2: Give Andy a couple of gentle sucks to let him know you're ready for your creamy treat.
Step 3: At this point inhale deeply, relax your jaw and open your throat.
Step 4: Allow Andy's fresh log to enter your fucking throat. Note: Andy's logs are sopping wet to allow easy sliding.
Step 5: Contract your throat muscles to work the dreamy turd down.
Step 6: Burp out excess steam.
Step 7: Beg Andy for another.
Repeat steps until completely clogged.

Congratulations! you are now living the dream.

Look, having logs—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good logs, very good logs, OK, very creamy and steamy, the Fiber One, very good, very loggy—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a log, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal log, they would say I'm one of the loggiest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative log they try—oh, do they do a number two—that’s why I always start off: Went to a Sixx concert, went there, went there, did this, sucked a log of shit out of his ass—you know I have to give my log credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at Andy's log of shit, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these logs are (logs are powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power of logs and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen with logs and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with Andy—now it used to be three, now it’s four of his logs—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the shit nuggets; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but Andy's logs are great, his logs are great, so, and they, he just killed, he just killed us with his logs.

Dump

dindu nuf-

Dump

hey has anyone seen my throat

Dump

grow up faggot

so hot

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BTFO Andy is my favorite Andry