What's on your criminal record?

what's on your criminal record?

>criminal record
I am white, we don't have those

this, OP is a nigger faggot

You're retarded

Drunk public. Passed out on someone's lawn

>grand theft
>assault
>possession of illegal firearm
>possession of illegal substances
>resisting arrest

And no I'm not black.

>Having a criminal record

Albsolutely degenerate.

Disturbing the peace, vandalism

Criminal damage
assault
assault occasioning actual bodily harm
speeding x2
dangerous driving

weed

No record

I do most of my thieving legally.

Public disturbance, public urination, indecent behavior.
Might have gotten out of control one Friday night..

None.
I'm decent.

I don't have one because I'm not a fucking degenerate or a nigger.

passed out piss drunk at the wheel and slammed into a parked car. Addiction will rob you of all your morals

Just got a DUI recently
I'll probably lose my job over it.

literally how?

I had a speeding ticket about 10 years ago

>Nothing
okay don't reply to the thread then faggot because it's CLEARLY not about you

Moneylaundering.

10 euro fine for not having a backlight on my bike during night time.
35 euro for riding the train without a ticket.

Driving without a license. Times 9.

have any stories to tell us, Hitler-senpai?

found the nigger

You have such a great sense of humor

Feels good man

I'm white so no record here

What ya wanna hear?

>jumping to conclusions
spics commit crimes too
thx I'm a real blast at parties

I've met guys who would be banned life from having a license after so many dui and they'd still go out and drive

tell us what you stole fam
I hate wet money

jew confirmed

That's not criminal

nigger is an all encompassing term, user
all spics are niggers but not all niggers are spics

why do they pull you over in the first place

>tell us what you stole fam
God dammit.
>mopeds
>tools
>electronics
>high end bicycles
>farm equipment
Shit I could go on.
Pretty much anything that could fit in my van and would bring in some cash.

when i was 14, me and my cousin were riding our bikes around the town. Not much residents, so little traffic. We were going on the wrong lane, and a police car goes prr prr. We get scared and try to run away but they get too close and we stop. They took our data and asked why were we running. We told them we didn't want to get in jail

>vandalism
>aggravated assault

Damn bruh, you DO sound like a nigger

Because I'm shit at driving?
I got a heavy foot.

>>Felony for inciting a riot

Nothing. Got a few tickets for expired tags, but that’s it and doesn’t go on a record.

Gotta do what I gotta do.
I found something I'm good at.

Nice. Have you considered gettin a tool then rappin bout it yo

This is something niggers do.

What the fuck did you just say?

It’s a crime and there’s a record of it

And no license. Makes sense. Stay the fuck away from the drivers seat cause if you fuck up and kill somebody (like what happened to my buddy and his dad just this thanksgiving) then youll be in a whole lot more shit than just a slap on the wrist. Im tired of shitty morons like you continually doing stupid shit that the rest of us have to pay for.

Sexual misconduct misdemeanor for fucking a dead body. Was working in a morgue at the time. Did it dozens of times got caught by boss.

do whatever the dubs say

i'm white
also checkd

Meh I ain't got a choice. Unless you live up in the hills of Kentucky you got nothing to worry about.

Nothing. I'm lucky since I've done countless vandalisms and stuff with a team.

White from Kalifornia
>poss. illegal firearm
>poss. heroin
>institutional stabbing(prison)

got to join a skin head gang at least, 6/10 would reoffend

Possession of weed and pipe
2 separate counts of criminal damage

Comfirmed nigger

Once totally drunk fought against cops (also called them names), they handcuffed me. Tried to ran away in handcuffs but ran against their car, they took me with them, puked in the cops car and they brought me to a hospital
>tfw no sentence at all because over 2,0%°

Got slapped with breaking and entering.
For "breaking" into an abandon factory building (urban exploring) with my friends. Shit wasn't even locked..

sound's more like a smack head to me.

>I'm good at it
>gets caught

no you're not you nigger

Could you not let the dead be dead. Buy a pocket pussy if its so hard to get a girl!

Hes probably shit at driving. Hence why he doesn't have a license

robbery
theftby deception
and im white
was on heroin

I'm good at the stealing boy, never said I was good at the selling.
Even though it wasn't my fault, fucking neighbor ratted me out.

Uh let's see
>marijuana possession
>pwitd (i wasnt I just had a good amount on me)
and uh

thats bout it

Theres a difference?

> I am white

> sex offendor registry RIFE with whites
> domestic terrorism dominated by white operators

> kthen.nig

how long did you get for the illegal firearm besides the other charges?

unauthorized use of property

Criminal damage x3
Grevious bodily harm x2
Actual bodily hard
Murder
Diminished manslaughter

Misdemeanor when i was 17
for carrying a fake id

got indicted on a rape charge
>girl testified and charges dropped; she was a lying bitch and prosecution could not continue
apart from wrecking my records and costing me 15k in legal fees, living normally. spent 2 weeks in county jail awaiting a bond hearing

assault
assault with a deadly weapon
harassment
driving without a license (x3)
operating a stolen motor vehicle
possession of narcotics
conspiracy to distribute

at least thats all I can think of off the top of my head

>what's on your criminal record?

I was arrested for growing weed in 1980. Didn't go to court.

speeding
not paying for parking twice

Nothing currently, but if I ever run into those two...rape.

Reckless driving. Was wreckless, too.

maybe you're just dumb?

>telling your neighbor
>Not going out of state to sell to pawnshops

>not countersuing

Possession on a class 1 offensive dong

Criminal damage x2
Aggravated assault x3
Assault
Never been caught stealing though.

case is a nolle prosequi
case is in expungement
its wait and see

Battery & disorderly conduct
Possession of a counterfeit ID
DUI

self hating whites like you really need to stop licking nog assholes and KYS

but you can't own a gun lol

but you never been caught stealing, so at least you got that going for you

stealing car emblems like mercedes stars etc. and selling them
>theft and fencing as a 12 year old

>Called them names
Get back guys he's hardcore

Degenerate

Agreed so much

Theft. I stole a huge, VERY expensive boat model from an antique shop.

I tried shoplifting a Microsoft Points card when I was 13 and got caught. The store manager called the cops and they basically wrote my name down and called my parents. No idea if that's still floating around somewhere in my hometown or not.

I don't know what this is under, but I was doing donuts in the school parking lot after-hours

Assault
Assault with a deadly weapon
Assault on an officer
Attempted murder of an officer
Drug trafficking
I only got 5 years since I squealed on some faggots for a deal and got a bigger drug den busted. There were a few others, but I don't remember them.

Being this retarded
Cards need till activation. You stole nothing

dont you get a bad rep in prison because you snitch

Good, your neighbor did the right thing

Yes/no depends how retarded you are about it

>go to casino
>walk into casino bathroom stall
>find cell phone with wallet/case hybrid thing
>sell the phone to some nigger drug dealer I knew who was around the casino
>take the debit card and go swipe me a couple cartons of smokes
>hope that identity theft and fraud never comes back to haunt me cause who wants that on their shit

Nobody really knew me, and I also spent time in SHU when I was first got to LU.

Soooo you live in Georgia?