Find me a better sex doll?

Find me a better sex doll?

Pro tip.... You can't!

Not sure why I need woman anymore.

id have to take the ol' penor to her a couple times to be sure

can i borrow yours?

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How do your fucking store these things? Do they come ith giant hardcover cases or something? Could you imagine having company over and them finding this thing? Oh wait, if you own a sex doll you probably never have company...

What do you have?

Mine has a hook where she hangs from. Company does not come into my room.

I carry mine around all day. She’s my waifu

>Company does not come into my room.
Good thing.
If I found out that someone I knew had one of these things, I'd think he was a necrophiliac.

LoL

>How do your fucking store these things?
How do you clean these things after use?
Shit -- people complain that Fleshlights are too much trouble to warm up, clean up, and store. This thing must be a fucking nightmare

If you had a woman you wouldn't want a sex doll.
It's more like "women don't need me so I'm going to find a realistic sex doll".

>people complain that Fleshlights are too much trouble
those people are just lazy assholes, or are trying to clean up directly after an orgasm when you're supposed to be enjoying the afteglow

a beer gut and an unshaved neck.

Here

mega virign detected

Post webms or some shit
Also are the feet good looking or just a plastic mush

too easy

how do you get rid of it when you want to throw it out?

put it in a trash bag and bury it in the middle of the night?

Fucking an obese sex doll... You guys are cool, ya greasy bastards

This user gets it. Although I wouldn't mind not having to listen to my woman sometimes but that's why I have a garage and keep buying broken down cars

Fucking great. If I ever hit the lotto I'm just gonna buy these things to have some laughs dumping bodies in the night

Yea naw. I've got a girl and still jerk off a few times a week. It would just be jerking off with a sex doll instead.

Nope, totally not proportional.

If you like crack head for dolls

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I like all kinds of dolls user. Not everyone likes em THICC.

You never been married. Lol

Very nice

Fat ass
Fat tits
Fat lips

YFW the doll still has a cringe face while you're fucking it

>Whose hips will break first?

Yeah, and I bet it doesn't bitch and moan when you forget to turn on the dishwasher too.

When they can produce these things to look like actual people, specific celebrities (or family members for the incest crowd) things will get interesting.

It also is guaranteed to frighten the last few human friends you have that find and act as a daily reminder of your increasing distancing from normal human behavior and reaffirmation that you should end your existence.

Ok deliver fuck the sex bot and upload

VR Is more the style. No celebrity would sign off on having their likeness on a fuck doll, and nobody would risk family finding a doll of their 14 yo niece

We can reproduce current Tiffany Amber Thiessen. Extra cost for the amount of silicon needed.

This is nice you have it?

What is normal?

I find this one so realistic it's creepy

Well it definitely doesn't include shopping for silicon women and wondering how to store them i your house, with a "hook"being the best suggestion so far.

>Find me a better sex doll?
trottla

Did someone run over her face?

Do they make these dolls with red/blue/green skin?
Skin textures (like scales or chitin)?
Demonic or alien features (like horns, tails, snake eyes)?

It just seems kinda vanilla for something that you're supposed to fantasize about -- then fuck

You're way too judgemental, even for a virgin millennial.

fancy shit is extra

Also everything this fucker is listing

I'd be genuinely hurt if it wasn't for the fact that you're insulting me because you're defending fucking a silicon bucket shaped like a pre-teens ideas of what a woman looks like.
Good effort though.

2/10 satisfying a fake woman

fuck me. why do i have a girlfriend

Features like that are extra.

Let me see it’s holes

That doll looks amazing.

you seem really angry about other dudes sticking their dicks into inanimate objects, did a girl dump you for a dildo or something?

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Hope they make this
>pic related

Like this?

I'm not angry. Honestly neckbeards fucking plastic means less competition for real live women. I can see how thin skinned you are that you have to resort to this if comments on Sup Forums are making you defensive though.

Stay mad and fuck all the plastic you want bro. You stay out of the gene pool, provide less competition, and you're happy to fuck a chair, doll, or tube. Everyone wins.

YFW you realize she's already manufactured silicon.

Blah blah blah
Fuck off no one cares; I didn't even bother to read your entire comment before I figured out how worthless it is

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Link?

But you replied to it amirite?

you're super mad fam, you even double checked your grammer for rage typos

I am a father of two, and I still want one of these.

Dolls that look like "children"??

you consider yourself a father of your two dolls that you fuck? and you want a third? you're sick man!

You sound like a virgin, user

Ye there is some pedo incest going on in that house

Then you're different user. You were able to assimilate to society, have a family, and find a way to get your rocks off. This is like expensive porn in your case.

>756789703 im p sure sex dolls that look like kids is actually a thing lmfao. p pedo tho

And you sound like someone upset that you're being made fun of for fucking plastic dolls.

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>calls someone out for proper grammar
>"mad fam"

nigger detected

Most disgusting looking woman ever born > the best sex doll in the world

Isn't it expensive porn in everyone's case though?
These dolls are just a masturbation aid. The best masturbation aids available to mankind, but still masturbation aids.

All the cuddling etc that you can do with them is just an extra.

And YOU sound like someone who thinks he's somehow on the moral highground because he DOESN'T fuck a doll, look where you are dawg, we all float down here

>He wouldn't fuck this ass
Back to

Expensive porn that keeps you from getting a real gf (because let's be honest having one of these means no one but a select inner circle will ever be allowed in your house) isn't an aid. It's AIDs

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woman detected.

>All the cuddling etc that you can do with them is just an extra.

umm don't know about you but when I dump a load of cum all I want to do is go to sleep. The real bonus of these dolls is they don't want to cuddle or have a conversation after sex unlike real women

>moral highground because he DOESN'T fuck a doll

Holy crap that cognitive dissonance

Some float better because of all the silicon they're riding

there was a program on tv once where there was a real doll sex house. you'd go in rent a doll fuck her and leave. cba buying one for your home. real doll whore house

i don't use proper grammer on Sup Forums, it's just a waste, also, niggers would just fuck a niggress or rape a white woman instead of buying an expensive masturbatory aid

Or fuck another nigger in prison or a white sissy boy. most niggers sit in prison anyway.

So I hear your looking for the hottest pair of legs in town...boy are you in luck

> i might be a lonely, miserable, useless piece of human shit but at least i don't fuck a doll

pull the other one, it's got bells on

Snoke?

Creepy. I love it.

No no. See you tried during that post.

Being called a nigger solves most problems straight away.

I do agree that there's no way a nigger would ever be able to buy one of these. Now breaking to a house, fucking it in . front of you and then stealing it? Yes. New Age cucking.

true

I think thatyou are really overestimating how hard these are to hide.
You can just store them in an empty compartment of your dresser, or under your bed. You would only have to make sure that no one opens those, if you are paranoid about them. And if you get really serious about a Gf, and she is moving in with you, you could just store it in some storage space.

Seriously, your point is not valid at all if you think about it. Owning a doll has a lot of upsides, but most of the downsides that people point out are not really a thing.

REAL WOMEN

You know you're past the horizon when you get called lonely, miserable and useless because you DONT fuck plastic dolls.

Stay classy there gent

Why would you make a sex doll that looked like a disgusting hon tranny.

OP which doll is this?
Where can I find her? Please help, this one fits all my criteria for actually purchasing one.

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Are there any with more reasonable proportions?
Smaller boobs and what not.

Take a whiff user

expensive as fuck though from what i remember when i had a casual glance at sites

i'm glad i live in low nigger density area then, through all twelve grades at school, there were only two black kids and they were brothers