Sex doll thread

Sex doll thread

Cameltoe creampie queen edition

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>starts a doll thread to fap
>does not post content

faggot

Wanted to see if people would even commit to a second thread

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Are these even worth fucking? Seems like a pain in the ass to me. Why not just get a fleshlight if you need to fuck something other than your hand?

Because I like the doll to look in horror while I load up another condom

What doll is that?

that site from the last doll thread, the dolls had a human voice option.

1. do they have teddy ruxpin technology where their moth moves?

2. how do you update the human voices, is it wifi enabled?

can they be accessed over the internet to give people heart attacks by making them eech autistically?

You cant go to pound town with a fleshlight. You also won't feel its ass smack against you when you jam it in at full force.
Your hands will never push a fleshlights hips down onto you. Neither will you be able to grab a fleshlights hair while laying your pipe.
Your balls will not smack against it every time you force enter deep, etc.

Dolls are just way more fun if you take the overall experience into account.

I am also out of webms now. I'll just add pornhub links or something.

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>user what kind of press where you going to show me?

This, going to pound town on a doll is just fucking the bees knees.
Normally with a girl you have to prep her up and shell get pissed if she doesn't come(some do anyway) so you still have to perform even if you finish.

On a doll you just pound town her and go to sleep when your done.

what doll is this? Looks almost ready from this view.

what doll is this? looks almost ready from this view.

the hip to waist to boob ration is jaw drooping

>go to pound town
>then clean the mess
>what a mess
>wtf

dontchu want your own maid?

Yes, but not to sleep with, only so I can yell at her for not cleaning

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Of course there will be a mess.
Lube and cum splashing everywhere.

The biggest appeal is that it is just a masturbation aid. Dolls are literal cocksleeves.

There is a reason why the guys who do videos can fuck them at full force. No normal girl would allow that. It would hurt.

The guys usually also cum huge amounts, just because of how good these things feel. They are engineered to wring the cum out of your balls. Pussy does not compare.

Sex with a women is irreplaceable for the human interaction. If you just want to pump and dump however, dolls just do it better.

Take this autistic fuck right here as an example:
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Does not give a single fuck. Just wrecks the doll as he pleases. You can abuse them however you want, just to unload inside of them. This is what dolls are made for. Abuse by cock.

kek
You just reminded me of this...

Ha that would be quite the conversation
>THAT MOTHERFUCKER DRENCHED ME AGAIN

Wtf you talking about? I have a big dick and pound the fuck out of my girlfriend every time. She loves it and cums everytime lol
Chicks love it rough, dude.

they are nice to sleep with

Some do, some don't. Sex is a team effort.

If you do not test the waters and just pound away at every chick that you swipe, despite her being obviously not up for the task, you are scum. Just saying.

That would be quite fun.
Imagine your lovedoll grabbing whatever toys she can to stuff her holes with them and use them as dildos.

Their personality is similar to what they are made for, right?

Also all of the loli, none of the jail.

Why wouldnt you just go and find a woman?

Those are nut mutually exclusive.

Real woman costs much more.

I've always wonder... Isn't creepy fuck them while they are so empty? I mean i relate this to fuck a dead girl.. it creeps me

Thats why you bang em buns up.

tick tock roastie

i will wait till sex Androids become a thing

She's nice where you get her? I like this one.

damn. lovin' those jugs.

Its not mine I just found it on a gallery

>damn. lovin' those jugs.
Yes

those thighs, i jus wanna

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Damn, that doll is thicc as fuck!

BUBBA BUBBA LIPS

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fav sex doll

too soon

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2 sune

recommended models and/or prices?
looking into getting one. women are dumb cunts

Bump?

Eh I think this place is burned out for right now.
Then again its always been kind of hard to have a doll thread without doll guy and the other 3 guys with dolls.

in fact I haven't heard from the others.

best sex dolls are the living ones, because they clean themselves up when you make a mess all over them

C-Can you make out with the doll?

What do you think these big lips are for?

>y-you really want to kiss me?

I always assumed they just had gaping fuckhole mouths. Guess this is my new savings goal.

>tfw I'm going to passionately kiss, cuddle with, and talk to a plastic doll instead of a human
Feels kinda good.

It's not a good idea to mouth fuck them, though they are ''technically'' suppose to be built for that.

Also don't feel too bad, people kissed their pillows and humped it. Besides you can always look back and say you did it for sexual practice. In fact I heard of couples getting dolls just for that. Say if the woman is on the rag or just isn't feeling it, the guy can send the doll to pound town and the wife doesn't have to worry about waking up in the middle of the night with her husband breathing furiously over her head as he fucks the shit out of her in her sleep.

half a press

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bump

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How was 7days?

Fuck I want this one so bad.

it was fun. I'm eating dinner now

RealDolls brand is very expensive there are lots of cheaper options out there though if you're shopping.

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Save enough money and you can fuck her against every wall in your room or carpool with her.
Nice my friend wanted me to get into that game I just never wanted to. Also I'm digging the cheer leader outfit, she needs pon pons and other accessories next.

I'm looking for Poms and a red wig, maybe do something Kim Possible one day.

Have you considered putting make up on it? Kim possible would be nice but I think she had a pretty athletic body.

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that is the perfect body

I have put makeup on her but I suck at makeup so I usually wait for my daughter to come over and do it. Only thing I do is lipstick and sometimes use lipstick as rouge.

>I did it to buzz too

Always gets me

>I have put makeup on her but I suck at makeup so I usually wait for my daughter to come over and do it.
She's seen it?

I suck at makeup, I let my daughter put makeup on her. but I do put lipstick on her and use lipstick as rouge sometimes. I also color the labia and nipples....forgot nipples this time though.

I'm sure you can learn how to do basic stuff. Youtube is full of instagram whores trying to get more views by putting on makeup

She actually saw an AMA thread I did when they weren't an everyday thing before she saw the doll. But yeah my kids know about the doll and have seen it and everything like that. They're grown I'm old.

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I WANT SNU SNU

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I could learn to do it, but I think that if a woman (or doll I guess) is attractive enough makeup provides diminishing returns. I like my doll just fine with minimal makeup.

Funny thing about rouge is it comes through on pictures stronger than it looks when I'm putting it on. Maybe it's because I'm using lipstick because I don't like the colors in the makeup kit I bought.

I gotcha most dolls looks good enough without it anyway. Putting make on dolls would be something for me because of my raging artistic curiosity.

This is nice

You take it out in public? Anyone ever call the police on you?

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Yeah I can't understand this. It takes huge balls to do. But he could say he taking stock photos to be used or commercial purposes.
Like pic related.

I wouldn't show my doll to anyone for any reason even if it looked like an average 30 year old woman

No mostly they just chuckle, had one guy go full on belly laugh. I've been asked about why I have it a couple of times but that's it.

I've decided not to take it out to big events where kids are anymore. I think it's kind of rude to make parents have to explain to young kids why an old guy has a doll.

Why live in shame if other people don't like who you are fuck them not everybody likes everything.

what the actual fuck?

You make a good point, but still, what the fuck is wrong with you man? That's a plastic doll...

he likes the fatties

I'm old and my kids have 'seen some shit' it would take a lot more than dad has a doll to fuck things up between us. Not saying I wasn't told its a little creepy, I was, but we're good now.

I'd be more afraid of other people calling the cops or something. Not that it's illegal anyway but it would be embarrassing for me. I do like your attitude about it though.

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I don't know if this is a good idea man.

I was with my wife for over 20 years. My kids are grown and I'm still put them through college. I can do what I want now. I know it's plastic.

>my kids have 'seen some shit'
Yes, I believe you. Jesus christ man.

Yeah I know, but I couldn't find the picture I was looking for.

Posting anything on Sup Forums is kind of a risk though.

Yeah with everything we post being achieved now on like 3 different sites.
A good enough reason for anyone on Sup Forums to cover up their face, this isn't a palace you want to be associated with.

Also was the AMA you did on reddit?