What was your worst sexual experience?

What was your worst sexual experience?

Lost virginity to a fat woman I met online in 2012. I guess pounding her from behind was fun though..

story?

that is some fine ass

got any more?

Not much of a story lol. Met a 45 year old fat woman when I was 23 off CL. Went to her place and did whatever I wanted to her for a few hours. She even let me worship her feet. It was fun but not my proudest moment.

that ass doesn't exist anymore. she's a skeleton rotting underground by now

i only had sex twice, and it happened last year within 1 week. worst part about it was the condoms. other than that she gave really good blow jobs and handjobs. made me cum hard. her asian fat ass was great too

back when i was in high school i dated a butter face nice big ddd tits round ass no belly but damn her face was bad and she is or was bat shit crazy. anyway when she was blowing me she asked too lift my legs up i though she was wanting to be face fucked but she starts touch punching my fart box it hurt.

it hurt? rim jobs are great tho

Different Strokes for different folks i guess i did not enjoy tho yeah it hurt me.

did u cum tho? if you did it must have not been that bad.

I got gang raped by three niggers

Fucking my now ex wife while she laid there silent with a look of disgust.

Beat was probably the girl I raped in college.

*best*

not too the rim job i did not cum that i had her stop blow me get hard i put on a condom and fuck her doggy style and the blew my load.

a landwhale forced me to eat her out

WHY DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW HOW TO USE FUCKING PERIODS IN THEIR SENTENCES ?!?!?!?!?!?!

any pics btw? i love chinks

>Hire a hooker
>She start sucking me, very good
>We decided to fuck, she gets in doggy
>Pound there for 10 seconds, about to cum. Damn, decides to get in missionary to last a bit more
>Pound for around 20 seconds, cum.

I didn't knew what happened, I shouldn't have cummed so fast

edgy

Friction burns

They appreciate that. More $ per hour.

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all sexual experience has been good, until the worst.
Maybe when the sexual experience has not been

This thread.

Don't worry user, I cum quick with whores too. Something about them being there just for you to use, and you know, being whores..really turns my crank

one time when I tried to rape this young drunk chick she almost scratched my eye out, was my worst experience so far

Did I just lose my viginity?

About 4 years ago I got to fuck a smoking hot older woman. She was a cosmetologist that worked in my mother's beauty shop. I was 29, she was 44.
She was so intimidating and I had taken 30mg of hydrocodone. We started off ok, but I was so numb that I couldn't come and eventually got tired and stopped. I awkwardly got dressed and apologized. Tipped my fedora, turned 360° and walked away.
I was so embarrassed because I'm about a 4/10 but I'm confident enough that I can usually pull ladies that are out of my league regularly.

Should have worn your rape goggles mane
This is basic shit

worst by my definition was fucking an old lady who covered some expenses for me. she was a sweet lady but i felt sick before, during and after. got through it with booze and viagra
worst by social definition would be used as a whore by my mother when i was young but contrary to popular belief boys dont dislike sex once they know what it is

i did a hot 45 milf hooker when i was 28 it was fun.

Hooked up with slooot who's been after my dick for a while. In bed cycling through various prelims and she is not enthused about anything. No oral, seemingly uninterested in sex at all. I just finally climb aboard, fuck her good and hard, cum in her pussy and leave. No follow-up from either of us.

>used as a whore by my mother
As in she would use you as her personal fuck toy or did she pimp you out to other people?

oh, i remember. when the girl not obey

This happened to me as well.

She was a psycho hosebeast.

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Having half-drunk sex, started to go soft, pull out and my condom-coated cock is caked in blood.

Getting a handjob from a girl who just ate 'Doritos Chile' at the movies.
Worse part was she thought I was moaning and grunting out of pleasure and kept going.

got a handjob from this chick while i was drunk and a combination of it being her first time and the alcohol i couldnt cum, ended up jacking off over her with my eyes closed thinking of england to cum, didn't see her again

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I've had that happen. Wasn't traumatic though, just kinda gross

both. mother was a cougar with cougar friends who all kept there looks up so they were the 80/90s milf look. it started as a bet and after getting given to a friend for a weekend she turned it into a constant thing. she eventually joined in after hearing her friends brag about it during there get togethers.

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Prolly the most traumatic experience I've had sex-wise, nonetheless.

Walked home after that. At 3AM. In hail. It took an hour.

bro you so dum u dun't even get it faggot look you just need to chill out cuz fukkin dum to be on sum 1 elses shit fukkin dum bru

You popped her cherry? Sounds like a "high school" story

or just fucking on a period?

why didn't you just stay overnight?

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She said she wasn't a virgin, and wasn't on... pretty grim when I think back.

Most virgins will lie about being virgins. How old were y'all?

I just felt like I needed to go home, the whole thing was too awkward at the time.

Raped when I was 13.

torn my frenum while fucking. i didn't noticed it immediatly, so it went kinda messy. lots of bloodstains around... now i can't fuck without a condom or it gets painful after a while.

>mfw i realized my benis went all fucked up

I was 23 and she was about 21.

Boi or grill?

too awkward? it's only blood, it wouldn't bother me

Hot

serves you right for being near niggers

was fucking this bitch, and by bitch I mean literal bitch, when it's owner came out with another dog and i got the hell bit out of me before I was able to stab it to death. Then had to fight the dog's owner. I came back a few days later to hookup with the bitch and the owner had killed it to keep me from fucking it.

>A friend and his gf set me up with one of her friends after work one night.
>We met for drinks and dinner at a local pub.
>After dinner, my "friend" told me I have to give their friend a ride home, they had to get home.
>I obliged, she was fun, not bad looking, decent body but certainly not my type.
>Arrived in her driveway, told her Good Night,
>She told me she wanted a hug and a kiss good night, because we had so much fun.
> she leaned towards me and stuck her tongue in my mouth.
>Her hands were all over me and put my hand on her tits.
>Got a little turned on, felt her up and told her I had to go home, it was getting late.
>She put my hand on her crotch and she started trying to get my cock out.
>I told her I didn't have a condom, so this wasn't going to happen.
>She reached into her purse and pulled out a string of six condoms.
>I had her tits out with her help (they were pretty nice) and she almost had my cock out.
>I said, wtf.
>She got one leg out her jeans and panties, and my pants and underwear down below my knees.
> I told her I couldn't fuck her because she was too tight and I was way too big.
>She said, "it will fit user."
>I reached over her, reclined the passenger seat, climbed over the console, struggled to get inside her and eventually fucked her brains out.
>We did meet again socially with the same friends and she would always tell me how much she loved my big cock....
>I would always try to line some one else up to drive her home.

So in my mid-20s I like to pay for sex with escorts and then I thought I might try picking up a hooker on the street. I did this a few times but it was very difficult because there are almost no street hookers in my town anymore. One night I see a guy sitting at a gas station and I think this dude asking for money possibly for drugs must know where the whores are. So I give him some money and ask him and he says he knows a good place. I asked him if he wants to show me and he said sure and I drive him to a house and he says the girl here gives good head. He goes in first and tells you when it will be good to come in. I wait some time and then I see him come out of the door and motion for me to come in. What I find out is that the girl in question is actually his wife or girlfriend and he has convinced her to do this for me. She takes me into the bathroom and gives me what has to be one of the driest blowjobs ever while telling me to keep it down because her daughter might wake up in the Next Room. Not to mention that this woman was pretty horrid looking but I felt obligated since I'm the one who caused this. Well that lasted a hot 3 minutes before I just said alright we're done here.

Needless to say I stopped trying to pick up whores on the street and haven't done it since

Ever heard of astroglide?

This one time, I had sex...and then 9 months later, I was a father.

traumatic

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Met a fat girl online and she took me home and she groped the shit out of me and sucked my dick, this would have been fine if she wasn't ugly and her cunt was seriously the worst thing I've ever smelt. Whole thing just felt wrong.

Pic related, it's her

She was really, really good at giving head though. Got nudes if anyone actually wants to see that disgusting shit

My life hasn't been the same since.

Pulling a random girl from /soc/, finding out she myspaced the fuck out of her photos, and then while fucking her in the ass, I get a crotch covered in used curry.

>Got nudes if anyone actually wants to see that disgusting shit
Nudes are nudes so post them

Your funeral

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Imagine the stench

Most horrid stench

Tits sucked too

And that's all

Nipples look nice though

Yeah, maybe. But the tits were just soggy

A much older woman I met on craigslist who held my arms down while she rode me..... Hardest part was she had pictures of her kids next to the bed...
>AMA

did you fuck her cunt

not having any

Because you can’t get a woman, you fuck a dog. Congrats user

>be hanging out w/ gf and 2 friends (a straight female and a gay guy)
>back is hurting so I lay on the floor
>gf straddles me
>wiggling around as she's talking to our friends
>get hard
>she looks down at me w/ a "wtf you doing" look and slaps my chest
>"you're the one that started grinding my dick. I thought you wanted to give our friends a show"
>"you're disgusting user. our friends don't want to watch us fuck"
>both friends chime in almost in unison "I wouldn't mind watching"
>gf looks at us in turn w/ a pissed off expression
>"fine, w/e"
>we start making out and undressing
>gf rides my face a bit
>female friend asks if it would be weird if she started fapping
>say it would be weirder if they weren't
>friends stat fapping
>gf starts riding me reverse cowgirl
>female friend sits on my face
>guy lifts up my legs
>wtf
>try to stop this
>can't move bc back is still too sore to throw 2 girls off me
>friend is riding my face so aggressively I can't say anything
>feel guy start sliding his dick in my ass
>at least he lubed up
>he starts fucking harder
>apparently the girls took my attempts to get out from under them as me being really into it
>everyone cums
>explain afterward to gf I didn't want fucked by a guy
>she doesn't believe me
>keeps trying to set up 3somes w/ him
>eventually have to break up w/ gf

No thank fucking god I did not, I'd be a fucking plague bearer, can't imagine how many STDs that slut has

Sure, why not.

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my one and only sexual experience was a 30 second blowjob in the woods this pasts summer. super embarrassing. i had to take a piss right before so i blew my load before i could even get hard. not fun.

Pretty fucking gross friendo.

I wholeheartedly agree, she was weird as fuck too

weird how

I've kind of repressed the memory, but just the way she forced herself on me, her parents were in the other room with an open door as well, as soon as we sat down in the sofa, she asked me if she could "taste me".

It was bizarre. And the STENCH, good GOD

Wait, you didn't like that?

>be me
>making a pot of chili one night
>chopping jalapenos and habanero peppers, no gloves
>go to take a piss
>Hunan Hand ensues
>stinging fire gives me raging erection
>bring gf to bed
>finger her with Hunan Hand
>she starts whimpering
>fuck her with mighty Cock of a Thousand Suns
>her twat is slammed tight upon me
>like fucking a bear trap greased with flaming oil
>my lava jizz erupts, still cumming as I pull out, spoots to her chin
>she's crying from the burning in her pussy and the force of her orgasm
Every now and then we sill rub a hot pepper on my dick before fucking.

Lol you got fagged. The bad part is your gf set you up to get raped.

anytime I fucked a woman I didn't want to fuck. Beautiful or not.... It sucks not connecting.... because the best sex... is when there is this passion between you... something more than simple attraction.... after that all other sex.... is just the process like jacking off is.

Hahaha, she looks like a retard.

Hue

some bitch who happened to be my friend's roommate basically raped me while i was too fucked up to say anything

tried to mumble no but she pressured me into doing it
it was a 5/10 hippie skank and god knows i'm still pissed off to this day

and I keep hearing that boys are the only sexual predator out there, bullshit

why didn't you wanna fuck her. pussy is pussy

what's a fart box?