Help Sup Forumsros, last night I shaved my chest so my gf can take a shit and rub it on top of me...

help Sup Forumsros, last night I shaved my chest so my gf can take a shit and rub it on top of me, now it hurts and i took this picture of it

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this makes me feeel sick

Looks like you've been fired with a salt shotgun
Why am I even replying to this

U deserve it

Hair removed surgically probably to implant on to skull

All I’m going to say is that you’re a fucking idiot

Have her shit on it. Rub it in so the poo can heal the wounds.

how did you shave yourself, explain in full detail.

That's Lip.

Op is a faggot.

go visit a doctor asap, what razor did you use user, you clean it with alcohol first? it wasn't rusty... right?

Shits fake as fuck. Do it for real or fuck off faggot

It literally looks like you had an infection of hundreds of mango worms, fuck man, you must've tried to die, because I cut off an entire flap of skin shaving and still don't look like that fucking nightmare fuel.

Use windex

Just put some cream on that user. It'll be fine.

For realz?

Pretty common injury of WWYD thread OPs, just sayin

yup

Shit thats nuts. Bald dudes are crazy.

Brilliant!

how can a person with hands allow so many mango worms on his chest I expect that on poor dogs that can't pop them out

Looks like it was a botfly infestation

You likely got shit in the cuts left by the shave you fucking moron. Go to the doctor and stop being a degenerate retard.

that's from a hair transplant

did you dig each hair out with a needle or something? how does this even happen

also fake and gay, OP is a faggot

Just going to leave this here...

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Chest meet head

Makes me hungry.

Agreed another bullshit thread

This thread is older than Sup Forums. Think it started as text on a BBS.

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That's the result of a chest to head hair transplant.

why would anyone do this? just shave it all off and get a chrome dome..

> (OP)
>Have her shit on it. Rub it in so the poo can heal the wounds.
>
>Brilliant!

She need to peepee on you to undo the mummy's curse she hath inflicted

that's even sadder than being bald. I dont miss my hair at all

this is a google image of a man shot with birdshot OP is a fag and a liar too