I tried to hang myself today. It failed since I had the strong urge to throw up. I need a better method...

I tried to hang myself today. It failed since I had the strong urge to throw up. I need a better method. I don't own any guns but I have ammunition. Give me advice /b I need to die

Friend just hung himself on Wednesday. Don't do it m8

When you know you're nothing compared to everything and you have nothing left to experience, time is just weighing you down.

I too own ammunition and no gun, bump for potential methods.

if you have ammos then
>have a sharp pointy thing stuck to a surface
>have your head over above it
>slam center part of the heel of the bullet as hard as you can
>???
>profit

helium method. painless, easy

have your head hover*

thanks, it makes marginally more sense now

make box of bullets, cut neck hole, sticl head in box, bang hammer on box

Sounds fucking hilarious

Nothing doesn't exist because nothing in itself is something, and you matter even if you don't think so. Please get help and/or call the suicide hotline if you are serious

You're not getting the picture. We are so small compared to the universe. Every event to ever happen in human history doesn't mean shit. Nothing means anything.

Bullets require a barrel in order to direct the explosive force forward

Booze, buy a bunch of hard liquor and drinked like water and if you can buy some drugs legal or ilegal if you a whole bottle of hard liquoar in just a few minutes you will poison, plus is fun.

also suicide is for pussies

Do you think it would work if I held the bullet to my head and put a lighter to the end of the bullet

You may be a nihilist, but the people around you aren’t, and they care about you. I’m sort of a nihilist as well, and I get where you are coming from saying that we are insignificant. But lots of the people around us don’t think that. Please get help. Suicide will hurt your loved ones.

It is true (or at least likely true) that nothing means anything but you only think that is a bad thing because it makes you feel bad. You don't need things to start meaning something you just need to stop feeling bad. Luckily you can stop feeling bad without anything meaning anything. As silly as it sounds excercise meditation and medication can help. The problem is not with the world the problem is your opinion and that is something which changes all the time and can change for the better.

No the shell will burst but it won't push the bullet hard enough to penetrate your skull.

Then go.
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Meanwhile I got shit to do, people to meet and learn from, new experiences to engage with, foods to taste and
FUCK THE UNIVERSE, JUST DO IT!

Well hate to say this but it's about time you bite the bullet.

Perception is reality my friend. The only problem is with your attitude, which can be changed with an open mind. I hope you some day find out the bigger picture and find peace.

>Find high place
>Don't be a pussy that stands on the ledge for hours as people casually crowd around like seagulls waiting to see if you'll do it
>Jump, preferably face-first to minimize survival

or

>Find a commercially available drug that doesn't need fucking retarded amounts of overuse to cause overdose
>Get it
>Proceed to (hopefully) die
>Understand it probably won't be an enjoyable death

Modern sleeping pills and painkillers are too gimped to work anymore, at least reliably. Painkillers will probably just leave you with internal organs damaged or broken, like liver, kidneys, etc. Sleeping pills will probably just end up with a self-induced Coma, with possibility of permanent disability both physically and/or mentally.

There is this thing, an event-horizon if you will, where you can't be selfless anymore and need to think for yourself. I used to care about the people around me and how they would feel, So I dragged myself along for 11 years of depression. Utterly miserable with the only "real" thing keeping me going was videogames and other such escapism. But now I've reached this point where I don't really care.They laugh at the thought of depression and serious "consequences" because they see it as an "idle threat" or a "get out of jail" card if you will because it's just "standard behavior". They "claim" to understand what's going on because of recent events that they think is the source of the problem, but at best the recent events are merely a catalyst on an already raging fire rapidly burning through its fuel. It's a sad existence forcing yourself through life for the sake of others, it's an existence that just makes you miserable.

Limiting how much of your surroundings you view is not a "open mind". It does not grant you a "bigger picture". It's settling for less. Putting blinders on so you can only see the path ahead of you and not the reality of what's in everyother direction.

Rent a hotel room (the higher floor the better) break the window and jump, it isn't complicated it's quick, if done right it's painless, it's cheap, it is one of the best ways.

Go to reds and act happy until they give you a lane.

Weld a nail on the end of a hammer.
Hold hammer in dominant hand, and bullet to your forehead. Swing banghammer at bullet and hopefully you'll hit the primer.

Go to a party city, buy alot of balloons, continously breathe the helium in. You wont even feel like youre gagging. Youll just feel sleepy.

Im killing myself soon, I just bought the shotgun shells today and some zipties to pull the trigger while the gun is behind my head.

Good luck

Your logic has essentially boiled down to this:
>Because am nihilist, must die.
Come on man. You should know better than this.

This is true.

Life is meaningless, it is in death that we are truly tested.

Dont listen to people who want you to continue to be a slave like them.

They tell you not to, because your boldness scares them.

If a person had true honor or bravery, they would kill themselves whenever they felt like it. Anyone else is a coward who fears death.

don't do it op, we love you!

Suicide isn't going to solve anything. I've tried 7 times and if I learned anything from the experience, it's that death is not an escape. Life is as meaningless as it comes. You don't have a purpose, you don't exist for some reason and your best is never going to be enough to satisfy the human conceived notion of clandestine purpose. You define your own happiness because you are empirically free to alter and explore yourself however you choose. Life isn't beautiful because of its meaning. Life is intrinsically amazing simply because you exist. Out of all the endless combinations of people that could possibly exist, some fluke of nature determined that you as an individual in a seemingly endless sea of turbulent cosmos, should exist and yet the universe cares very little for what you are. You're entirely free to give life your own meaning. The particles that constitute you have been around since the dawn of everything and will continue to exist long after we're all gone. Our lives are these interesting little blips on the radar of existence and we should treasure what small part we play in the organism that is everything. Close your eyes and think about that. Think about how many trillions of things there are out there in space. Think about all the unimaginable possibilities far beyond the scale of your own existence. Now think about the trillions of smaller things that make up the grounds of physicality. You are so small in comparison to the scale of the universe and at the same time you are the universe to things so much smaller than yourself.

I don't know if that helps at all, but everything in the universe is both monumentally important, unique, and special, while simultaneously being the most uninteresting thing to ever exist. Don't take things so seriously. Life isn't all its cracked up to be but it is quite literally the only one you get and the only one who can define your complacency in it is yourself.

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Just throw the lot in a cooker and put it on the stove, take a seat nearby and hope you get hit. Friends dad died from these stupid shenanigans

>but I have ammunition
Homemade 9mm pen gun, should probably do the trick.

>tfw depressed atheist
>tfw my natural human instincts of fear of death get triggered when I try to an hero
>I stop
There is literally no way out, I'm trapped in this shitty existence.

If you failed to hang yourself you probably deserve to live faggot.

There is a way out.
You can die to your ego without physically dying.
It's your ego and your ego alone that is torturing you and makes you feel trapped. But your consciousness is bigger than your ego; it contains your ego which is merely a self-contraction of consciousness. Consciousness itself is free, spacious and at peace.

This can be realized with the help of a REAL spiritual teacher/teaching, not just someone regurgitating the tired old theistic myths. Zen, Dzogchen and Advaita Vedanta are just some of the paths available.

I wish you luck user.

I'm thinkin about nuggets tbqhwy fam

Explosives in your mouth. Foolproof method.

Try again but from a high tree so your neck breaks. But maybe its fate sayin you should live and shitpost more

Also you can aim the bullet at you and hit it with a hammer desu

What if you pit a metal tube over the bullet

i agree but enjoy the things while you can, enjoy what humans have achieved at this point, like internet and free porn

and electricity and tap water and comfortable bed and stable politics

or just eat way too many shrooms

How the fuck can you fail at suicide?

Kill yourself, Op.... oh wai-

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life will get better dude, don't do it

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Move somewhere else. Seriously, change in perspective makes a lot of difference. If you're an Amerifag then leave America... if you're poor, go to Southeast Asia, cheap as hell.

If you tried to hang yourself why won't you post a pic of your throat and a timestamp? Show the rope marks. But you are probably just a faggot trying to get affirmation from random strangers online.

>I don't own any guns but I have ammunition.

Are you not able to buy a gun? Shotguns are pretty cheap and very effective as a suicide tool.

Also very likely to fail.

bruh put a bullet between ur teeth anf use a lighter to heat it up until it...

It's fairly difficult to kill yourself via alcohol poisoning. You'll start throwing up before you get to that point.

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you are right user, nothing matters
but that does not mean that you cant live decent life with occasionally happiness

This. Except it needs no spiritual teacher whatnot. Get shrooms or lsd. Take a lot. It will disable your ego at least for a while. Youll see your problems clearly and most likely also the solution to them. If you still want to off yourself, which i doubt, you can still do it. But dont waste yourself just bcos you dont see the bigger picture. Shrooms, srsly. Not much to lose, eh?

Not OP but this actually made me feel better. Thankyou user