So this is awkward
Wife away for the week, at home with 12 yo stepdaughter. She wants to go stay at a friend's house, I say sure.
At home alone, decide to cook hash brownies.... Go to garage to work on motorcycle while they cool, come in to find 1 brownie gone and daughter who has had a fight with friend sitting on sofa watching TV.
FML
Retard
wich kind of flour did you take for your recipei
It's one brownie. She'll be fine. Tell her they're for an event and not to eat any more. She'll think she's dizzy or something for half an hour and get over it, if she even notices while watching tv.
Gives a fuck share them with her and have a great time together. When I was 12 years old I was already watching hard-core porn and playing call of duty and shit. 12 is a great age to get introduced to shit like this.
You can also overdosed her on marijuana brownies so she has a fucking trip and will never touch weed later in life
These are strong mofo's she's gonna be ripped.
I'm thinking send her to bed and if it hits her too hard tell her it must have been food poisoning.
Learn to spell you fucking retard
Pic related? Looks delicious. Any good?
Post results. We need to see this whole thing through.
Nah! not awkward. Let her get a good buzz. Maybe she'll show you her boobies.
Try reposting on They'd probably be of more assistance.
Just give her all of them, easy done
>she'll think she's dizzy for half an hour
>12 year old
>hash brownies
nigga, not everyone is addicted to weed like you and me
in the mean time, keep us updated OP lol
im from austria, notneverybody speaks and writes english perfecly you ameritard. thats the reason why you loose to vietnamese rice farmers and goatfuckers
>12 yo stepdaughter
That shit is going to knock her on her ass. Take pics w/ timestamp
>English speaking website hosted in America
>you can't expect everyone to write perfect English
I mean because it's America and people are shitty at writing anyway, I guess so, but fuck you learn proper English anyway
>dizzy
that's not what weed does yo.
Foa in oasch
She'll probably fall asleep. Put on
her favorite show and check up on her occasionally.
It can to a 12 y.o. and a percentage of adult users
Lock her in the basement
Tell your wife she ran away
member arno swazziniggero
>Wife away for the week
Whete de butt
okay pussy boy
tell her to go to bed early asap
Also, you are a fucking idiot
how about you let your childhood go and become an adult, fucking california idiots ... all it is here are a bunch of yuppie irresponsible cucks and drug dealers
kek willingly gave my 11 year old son a weed brownie as a punishment, he freaked the fuck out and got all paranoid.
fuck off fag, more elderly people smoke pot than children/teenagers
Post pics of your stepdaughter
Send her to her room or else she will start writing rap music and throw rocks and police and shit.
Also, weed is a fucking niggerdrug. Dont use it,
All these fucks, acting like they know shit, when OP never said how much weed he put in.
>wife away for a week
>12yo STEPdaughter
top kuk
that being said, let her sleep and post pics
Happened to me on edibles before, had too much and got the spins, wound up puking into my garbage can
Also OP one of my friends said he left out some brownies and his stepdad ate a bunch and had a heart attack, but he was an old fuck
Just tell her what they actually were and say she isn't to have any more. Why lie and cover it up like it's a huge deal?
>give more brownies
>wait till pass out
>enjoy and post pics
these
give her a few more
then it'll be really easy to fuck her and pretend she hallucinated it
It's "lose".
Loose is the opposite of tight.
Fuck off you proxy German.
Your German better be perfect, dumbass
POST
PICS
OF
YOUR
STEP
DAUGHTER
Warum? 95% der Deutschen sprechen Englisch.
fuck outta here nazi
Some cake bait
I'm English you fucking autist.
was my original post.
No you
fuck outta here pom
>Wife away for the week
>She wants to go stay at a friend's house, I say sure.
>pot brownies despite being responsible for watching children
I think the first two things are most disturbing. Soyboy OP can't handle life.
>She wants to go stay at a friend's house, I say sure.
I assumed he meant the kid
OP is a faggot as always though
rape her
Austria reporting in
Long live the Kaiser
>wife is away for the week
>1 whole week
He probably meant the daughter but I think it applies for his wife too.
OP ask them to send you pics of her getting spunk on her face.
I keep seeing this thread.
I really want brownies now. Didn't read OP.
Gunna go look for brownies
Licc the cunny
tell her what she ate then when she get high give her a back massage to keep her relaxed and then you can rub your boner on her ass
>Wife away for the week, at home with 12 yo stepdaughter. She wants to go stay at a friend's house, I say sure.
At home alone, decide to cook hash brownies.... Go to garage to work on motorcycle while they cool, come in to find 1 brownie gone and daughter who has had a fight with friend sitting on sofa watching TV.
nice intro to a wank fantasy
don't tell her. it'll give her anxiety. try to lighten her mood, play a video game with her. be happy and her mood will follow. she might even have a good time.
this
post a pic of your daughter so I have a better mental image while I fap OP
so she went to a friends house at 4 in the morning? right..
>mfw americans cannot into time zones
>mfw I have no face
from france son.
i read the thread but cannot find where op is from. i guess great britain?
hm..
>let your childhood go
he posted on Sup Forums without a sense of irony.
lmfao, twat. seriously blow your own fucking head off.
>france
gross
OP
Jeezuz Sup Forums certainly delivers on the shitbags - but what do you expect?
Pics - that's your wank fantasy you fucktards
So she got killer spins and a bit nauseous so went to bed, I'll tell her what it was in the morning - just a bit paranoid at time of first post after a few cones.
>top kuk
made me think they'll probably make a show like top chef, but it will be challenges to see who the biggest cuck is.
is it the guy whose wife is adopting random chinks and niggers, or is it the guy licking his wife's pussy after her bull nuts in it?
find out this fall on nbc.
smh OP hoarding the loli all to yourself
and here I thought you might be cool
So are you posting pics or not.
What is she wearing?
still no answer for where op is from
Australia
LMAO fuck no if they're of any quality, even a 1 inch brownie is going to have a 12yo girl stoned for at least 2 full days.
Bullshit. Not even the cops in saarbrucken can talk a single word it's pathetic
Rape her while shes peaking to make lasting memories
that makes sense now thank you
Dude no way
make her take all of her clothes off with the promise of stopping the weird feeling
...
Yea OP, use a classy white drug like cocaine or heroin
>notneverybody speaks and writes english perfecly you ameritard. thats the reason why you loose to vietnamese rice farmers
the usa loses wars because not everyone writes english perfectly. yeah, okay...
>When I was 12 years old I was already watching hard-core porn and playing call of duty and shit
you have to be 18 to post here
checked
also Vietnam was backed by Russia. Just more cold war shenanigans
you deserved it
>okay pussy boy
>pussy boy
>pussy
Well, can't argue that, you are what you eat anyway, that's why op's daughter is caked and you're a dick.
Friendly reminder that call of duty started in 2003 so he could technically be as old as 27.
Feeling old yet?
a true australian
see
Sorry, can't think straight, daddy sent me to my room after I had one of his brownies and now its really hard to concentrate.
actually, i'm a leaf for the record
>tfw your too much of a pussy to even rape your own drugged tweenie stepdaughter
pathetic
She'll pass out. She'll be fine
Kek
Friendly reminder you're a fucking mongrel