Any of you fags got some advice on how to make some quick cash?

Any of you fags got some advice on how to make some quick cash?
>No drug dealing
>no prostitution

Open up a hot fudge enema ice cream shop

memes

Do discount surgery in your garage

sell one of your organs or do those drug test things where you test new meds to see if they kill people

Program rats to rob banks

>sell one of your organs

It's really really rare that these test meds will kill you if they found any problem with you they will give cure or wash your lungs before it's get deadly so it's actually a good idea

Whore yourself out while you sell drugs.

Sell your sperm

Sell plasma

Pretend to be a prostitute, but actually mug everyone who tries to sleep with you.

EEGs/Medical study participation

Rob drug dealers.

>Pretend to be a prostitute, but actually mug everyone who tries to sleep with you.

Just be a woman: The Post

Write "homeless, hungry, need help, God bless" on a piece of cardboard and stand on a busy street corner.

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Sell your body for medical experiments.

Dress like a bum and put two containers out one vikings one saints and see who gets more change

Find a drug dealing hooker and kill them ...there easy peasey.... you owe me $5

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Have you tried drug dealing or prostitution yet?

Ies i have, smoked the shit while my ass got streched until you can store a heinz bean can up in there

Does it pay well?