Roast me Sup Forums

roast me Sup Forums

you look like a healthy big boi

I don't there is any roast left.

When you walk down the street people turn and say GODDAMN THAT'S A BIG FAT ASS!

why?

Ripped as fuck.
What's your secret?

You seem like a friendly gentleman.

Nigger Jew go back

Roast would take too long and not cook evenly

Fuck off, Jew faggot porn spammer.

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ain't no oven big enough
ain't no pan deep enough . . .

Roasting would take far to long, what is it like 30 minutes per Kg...

Microwave possibly.
None with the adequate square metre'age.

Nuke?

You've had enough roasts.

You should apply for blacked. You'd make a good cuck for one of their scenes.

Isn't it amazing how far skin can stretch without ripping.

but if i roasted you you'd just end up eating yourself

Kek, this.

I’d jerk you until you came and feed you sandwiches afterwards.

Blake?

You don't seem to understand how the body works.

i don't have nearly enough ovens to roast you.

You sir have the body of an athlete

Once you got hot enough to render, the resulting fat flare-up would consume the known universe. See if you can find out a way to remain at room temperature.

I would consider you mildly attractive if it wasn't for that uncut dick.

actually, your cock looks short, but probably just because you are fat, when you push it up in, I bet you're 6-7 inches and you look like you have decent girth. keep your chin up bro...maybe loose a LITTLE weight

When was the last time you saw your penis?

Jew

Meant for

youre a good guy

How did you get my pic? Remove this now. However I'm up for some company of anyone wants to come see me

you look cute bro

Fuck, what a cute bear chub! Would fuck. 10 out of 10.