ITT: Post an album you like, but describe it in a way that makes it sound like you hate it

ITT: Post an album you like, but describe it in a way that makes it sound like you hate it.

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>this chinese soundclip is cool, so I'm sure it'll be cool 40 times straight

dude ecstasy lmao

>Literally the same song 18 times

hey look how HARD WE'RE NOT TRYING HAAHHAHAH WHAT AM I EVEN SINGING WEED HA HA MAKING GOOOD MUSIC IS FOR TRYHARDS

>three songs span almost 40 minutes

Unused B-Sides from an overrated album

"Eh, musically we're pretty much The Smiths with less talent in pretty much every area, especially in the lyrics, how can we make it special?"
"Let's fucking drown everything in reverb."
"BRILLIANT!"

lmao why even write lyrics when I can just make sounds

>dude references only people who know about every time Phil took a shit will get lmao

Dude copy-paste lmao

You know what would make this more kvlt? Only releasing three tracks recorded on a toaster.

indie faggots who can't sing for shit or play their instruments well

>"Eh, musically we're pretty much The Smiths with less talent in pretty much every area, especially in the lyrics, how can we make it special?"
>"Let's fucking drown everything in reverb."
>"BRILLIANT!"

This, but unironically.

I mean, I love Ride but it's pretty clear they're essentially The Smiths drowning in reverb singing stoner poetry. Doesn't mean they're not fantastic, though.

We can't play our instruments or sing, so we just play really loudly and hope you won't notice the difference

>a bunch of homeless gays make an album with their hobo instruments about being a homo, and living in a failing relationship with their homo hobo boyfriend. The singer's voice is somehow nasally, and well projected enough to be in a constant state of ear piercing.

>crescendos

>a bunch of hippies do hippy things

shit taste. you should be ashamed

A lonely weeaboo who can't get a girlfriend

It's a fifty year old man being angry and angsty

>bleeds highschool angst

...

We can't record very well and we just mask everything with heaps of effects to make it seem intentional

This album is equivalent to being incredibly sick and sweating it out in a tiny dark smelly apartment room

album, pleb?

>Lead singer sounds like he's about to collapse in a nostalga-induced seizure

Ween was so fucking huffed out during this entire record, man. Funny shit.

fucking retarded and you can't hear any of the riffs

it seriously just sounds like you feel when you have mono

It's basically a Frank Black solo album

>album is over an hour of abrasive avant jazz-funk

Everytime. You retards act as if me posting my album will do ANYTHING to devalue my claim.
Protip: It doesn't

Clearly it does. If you say everyone has shit taste, but have shit taste yourself, then maybe your opinion on who does and doesn't have shit taste means fuck all, because nobody cares what a retard thinks.

Plus, throwing shit at everyone, and then getting all defensive when asked to expose yourSELF to criticism is a total fag move.

Man tries to stay goth past 40.

the whole thing is at the same bpm and a lot of it is monotonous through each song

hey look guys, I'm sad!

Boo hoo I'm depressed

is right you pretentious douchebag, post an album or fuck off.

Basically a mess of whatever weird percussion and sounds they could get a hold of with Fripp trying to play something coherent over it

Self-hating faggots like you really should off yourself, no one likes you man

>They NEVER EVER post their album
Kekekek

Only since it's impossible to devalue a claim with no existing value. You have no equity to squander here, just another anonymous insult on a Burmese knitting board.

Fine faggots here is my album, now choke on it fags

You can't be serious

>too scared to post his actual fave album so he drops a shitty meme to sink into the persona of a facetious butthole. baka

Well I think it's a good album, but not better than a lot of the stuff you attacked.

The joke is the guy likes all of the albums posted, but he is pretending to hate them by acting like a jackass.

It's all very meta

>dude sex and money lmao

>meme album XDDDD
Fuck off.
It's a genius album, you're all just blind to its themes and musical complexities. It is better than any pretentious bullshit that sits on mu-core right now. It is the best concept album of all time
>le reddit spacing

>Let's see how much I can alienate my fanbase before they snap
>Oh shit I won a grammy

Whoopsie.

Good album.

>sounds like hell.
:^)

meant for

...

Woops.

>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck I'm cooked.

>"so I can basically add a reverb effect to 1930s songs and people will buy it and praise it ? Lol"
>muh dementia

>I'm sure this album will age just fine over the years

girl sings poetry she made up in 5 seconds in the most uninterested way possible

>being this insecure

>didn't even do what OP asked

ooooo life is sad big news

This makes me want to listen to it

have at it friend
youtube.com/watch?v=_Bcb_P8O4kU

>Remember kids, life is suffering .

>basement-tier production
>uninspired composition
> just a vanity project for two stupid goth bitches who don't even bother trying to sing half the time

what are you fucking gay

synthpop heroin junkies discover metal music

That story was made up sorry buddy

It's like Elmo fronting a punk band.

yes it does, your claim is garbage, but subjective. people are asking for your album to see what 'taste' or 'background' causes you to make that claim. they're basically giving your bullshit a chance

some nigger is sad boo hoo muh wife muh family member died

thanks

it's smelly and hairy

it's really good

>man who fucks the tailpipes of cars screams about driving around the desert

Ok Piero, it doesn't matter, calm down now.

Meh. I liked Portrait better, frankly.

>dude riffs lmao
>muh weird time sigs
>haha infinity get it

just a fucking mess

>A group of hipsters noodling around on a synth board and a drum set while they scream and sing over it.

steroids?

kek

Dude peepee poopoo tranny faggots lmao

pretty sure the only non 4/4 time sig on this album is the verses in Mr Beat which are in 7/8

*WEEEWWOOOOOOOWWWEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOO*

We love Velvet Underground and the Beach Boys like the rest of humanity except we can't play

My job is to diddle this violin and your job is to try and keep up with me on guitar and you're gonna drum quietly in the corner while listening to Fleetwood Mac albums with headphones on.

And we're gonna do this for ten to twenty minutes at a time while thinking deeply about all the dead pets we used to own.

>Drunk Scottish man talks about some shit

1.5 songs on the whole thing that don't suck.
those 1.5 songs still make it better than almost all copycat bands/albums though.

>Donkey noises, bad accents and autistic shrieking

I mean
that's just shoegaze as a whole desu

what do you mean
that's the most accurate description of lysflath,liking it or not

Repedetive melodies over factory machine noises

lmao

you even have to read a homemade book to understand this album, hahaha oh ami lafin

had a hearty kek at this one

*foreign gay warblings over bleep bloops*

but that's how all of autechre is

DUDE
HIGH PITCH VOCALS
LMAO

It's sad that this is exactly the appeal of the album

>70 minutes of self indulgent minimalist guitar playing drowned out by pedal effects and feedback.