Sorry for the repost, I was freaking out and the thread was deleted before I read it
>live in Hawaii
>missile warning
>finally.jpg
>take a shitload of fentanyl
>strap my leg up
>chainsaw it off
>lie there for 20min fucking a hole in the leg
>wanted this since I was 4
>and now I can die
>"oh sorry wrong button"
I only have one leg. Wtf am I gonna do? I'm a surfer and motorcyclist and a PE teacher?
Can anyone help with suicide? I survived the amputation. I don't want to leave a gross body
Timestamp
cut off other leg, get a straw and become a fish
That's what you get for assuming Hawaii is worth nuking. Hero Kim can hit DC, he's not gonna worry about your Jap state.
Don't want evidence. I don't want anyone to know what I did and I have tattoos and scars that can identify me
So what do you think they're gonna say when they find your corpse? He killed himself and someone else stole his leg?
scribble it out or you're an attention seeking faggot
faggot.
that was your penor you chainsawed, not your leg
lmao
Bruh the reason I don't want a corpse is cause I have kids and I don't want to traumatise them or the medical personnel
Burying, burning or drowning will let me Roy and disguise the injury
Are you actually 15? It's a sleeve. You fags would call fake if I showed you the stump with the leg blocked out
rot*
you didn't saw anything about being a sleeve. and if remember correctly sleeve tattoos arent't the ony kind of exccuses. also hy does it mattter people are gonna find out anyways if you actually did this.
block out leg, show only stump, and add a timestamp. that will be enough.
Literally all we need is the very tip of the lef (the wound/whatever) and a timestamp.
If you can't provide that, you're a lying cunt and no one should respond to you.
this.
timestamp too fucking bad show stump or you're a roleplaying fag
I can hardly understand what you're saying. And it matters because nobody knows how fucked up I am and I want to keep it that way. Also part of the fantasy is for nobody to know
I don't want to be identified. I'm not here for a goreporn show, i just want some advice about killing myself. You don't need to believe be if you don't want to I just thought I'd add context
Also how is this attention?? It's user?
>I don't want to be identified
You literally only need to show the wound and a paper with the current date.
Since you yourself said that no one close to you knows about your leg, then no one will be able to identify you if you only post the god damn wound.
And there are enough people here who tell fake stories for retarded anonymous attention, so until you post a timestamp, I'll just assume that you're lying (since your story sounds bullshit already).
>part of the fantasy is for nobody to know
fake and gay. just go drink bleach you attention seeking faggot.
Everyone here is retarded for falling for bait including me. If op is still conscious after witnessing his own leg get cut off and fucking it, while he slowly bleeds to death, and he's typing proper fucking gramma he's a fucking God. Attentio who're faggot
>gross body
Cut the other one off to maintain symmetry.
Nigga you got one leg?
Welp, then we dgaf.
Fuck off, I don't need validation from some random fucks that my ""story"" is real I don't care at all. I just want to talk about suicide.
And, nobody knows AT ALL. I'm not going to risk throwing away my life's desire for some faggot on Sup Forums
Can we talk about suicide now??
Fucking really? Toniquet or however you spell it and then burn the stump with a heated cast iron skillet? Ive recovered the lost blood by now so no reason why I can't type properly. Fentanyl helps with staying conscious.
Sorry for ranting a lot, I'm a bit shaken up
Ok. But can we discuss suicide methods anyway?
Just cause you got dubs I'll answer your question. It's NO. Not because anyone here has a problem with you offing yourself, hell, we'd gladly watch it and help, but because you're not playing by the rules.
How the Fuck could you have recovered blood loss from Amputation within like a day you humongous faggot, Also anyone would pass out from pain
This
Feel free to lurk some more. There are suicide threads almost constantly.
Usually you'd have to be high on something to stay conscious after cutting your leg off And then soldering It
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That'll be a fun trip to Home Depot.
Thanks. Ok fair enough, but it kind of sucks. I'll try again later
[Exhales quietly]
I literally lost like a cup, when you cauterise a wound it CANNOT bleed.
I threw up from the pain but I didn't pass out. As I said, fentanyl numbs it a lot. Plus, cauterisation can destroy nerves which has probably helped with pain after the fentanyl wore off. I'm on opioids though.
Will do. Jus be nicer if it was more bespoke/relevant you feel?
I was high as fuck. Synthetic heroin is wack
Nice shit, will keep bookmarked, I don't mind pain though I'm more worried about the corpse
Thanks bro
>be me
>am hawai
>eating pineapple pizza on my surfboard
>suddenly this ear shattering sonic boom
>ground shaking
>swim to shore as fast as i can
>everyone is running around in panic
>i see a huge fireball in the distance
>assumed it was the daily volcano eruption
>run to my bag on the beach to get my lava proof skirt made out of leaves
>trip on my way to my stuff
>thesefuckingseashells.jpg
>when i get to my bag i see my phone is buzzing with emergency alert
>realize its not the volcano that was erupting because this is an emergency
>opened the message and couldnt believe what i read
>"if you dont reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep"
Are younfucking Retarted, I know it doesn't bleed if done Right but amputations cause a lot of blood Loss, and you didn't say yo u were on any Drugs before-hand
Fuck.
Good one.
I literally said it in almost every post. Can you have a tardtantrum somewhere else
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>bespoke sudoku
Has Sup Forums found a new nitch?
I know this is bait but why did you cut your leg off with a chainsaw? Of all the possible things you could prepare to do in case someone remembered Hawaii existed and decided to nuke it, you chose the chainsaw and your leg.
Tell me it's just a Hawaii thing.
save it, it's all yours my friend
thanks for the advice dude, definitely saving
Faggot OP follows this account and now wants to role play as the original OP. Saged
Chainsaw is all I had to hand, and it's been a long time fetish. I think I might be schizophrenic which would explain it (?)
>doesn't want to be recognised
You absolute degenerate ape, you think your family wont notice that you have a missing leg? You think the insurance company isnt gonna ask questions? You think the hospital wont identify how that leg came off? Stop larping with your degenerate fantasy and just slid your throat already
kek
"Hey Garry! What about that missile warning this weekend, huh? You look different. Did you get a hair cut?"
>fucking a hole in the leg
Just slap some poi on it. It'll grow right back.
You're actually retarded
What?? I don't need to go to hospital. I don't need to go to work. My family live in the uk. I'm killing myself. That's the whole point, are you thick?
I'll run out of food eventually but I can get delivery and they can leave it in the porch. I'm not actually retarded, gimp boy
It was delicious. I came so many times my dick hurt more than the stump did
>I don't need to go to work
If you're a PE teacher, the school will eventually send someone or the cops over.
Also I'm not clear on the gross corpse part. You'll already have a leg stump and somewhere there will be a severed, rotting leg. I think that ship has already sailed, m8.
If that's the case why no timestamp? Ever heard of examination after death? They will found out about your degeneracy and tell your family
A rotting severed leg with cum in it*
Don't forget OP also fucked his severed leg
Is OP kill?
Mate, I cut my leg off not my head. I can use a phone. I got this week off because I just wept to my boss about emotional damages, he said school might be closed/quiet anyway
Yeah definitely, I'm hoping to find a method where I can either vanish and pretend I ran off or moved countries or something, or where the corpse is so destroyed it's not humanlike, which I figure would be less traumatising (like, semi-cremated or undiscovered long enough to decay?)
I already burned the leg, it's still burning, tomorrow I'll grind up the bones and flush em so hopefully that's sorted
Sorry for being unclear
Forensic examination won't turn up enough to prove what I did if I can get his right, which is the question here
>My son died mysteriously
>my son vanished with no trace
>my sons burned corpse was found
Yeah, nom-traumatising at all. Im sure they will think you passed away peacefully
How has your family not noticed your leg missing?
My family don't care, my dad's the only one who's not dead and he raped me a lot as a kid. I have 2 little boys but they have almost no contact with me cause I divorced their mother (she shot me) and I'm planning on giving a story that'll demonise me so the kids aren't upset.
I think a skeleton under mysterious circumstances is a lot better than news articles and images of your dad's mutilated body
I haven't left the house and I don't have visitors
Have you not been to the hospital? There's little to no chance you would survive removing your leg with a chainsaw if you have not been treated.
No, I haven't. I know the basics of medicine but I accept I won't survive the month anyway
how are you so mobile with one leg?
Crawling?
Cunt
crawling around, on drugs, dragging your severed leg, gathering supplies to burn it, burning it inside your home(?) with plans to grind up the bones(?), and flush down the toilet.
i remain skeptical.
Yeah! I haven't got the hammer out of the cupboard or got you the stairs yet but I have all week. My fireplace was already stocked though, I've really only crawled from the kitchen to the lounge where I've been since
>>take a shitload of fentanyl
>how to sudoku myself?
too bad op cant into drugs
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kek
Signing off now y'all, sorry
bedtime guys sorry gotta go :C
Fuck off, I just didn't want to ghost.
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