What was your worst sexual experience?

What was your worst sexual experience?

I once masturbated when I had to piss. Not fun.

Not sure about worst, but I got stabbed after a 5-some (stabbed by one of the participants).

i was 21 yr at friends house party, went to bed with his sister ( shes about 28) and my d ddnt stay hard. Had to run home in akwardness, never been there or met her again

why run home?

This.

because it was akward why my d didnt stay hard, when she wanted it inside ?? i mean im still young, and well.. she was too skinny i guess, and then my friend was sleepin in other room while i was tryin to fuck his sis ? i dunno, just seems akward to me. She keep on askin whats wrong w me. But i ddnt know what to say. So i got my clothes and left.

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hmm, i dont remember women of that era being so thicc and juicy.

why not just finger her or eat her out till you got hard?

a landwhale forced me to eat her out

i tried, then when it got hard, was doin her in doggy and then became soft again.. but i guess i just like thicc girls, as i never had such problems with curvy ones :)

i would have at least done something with her,even just cuddle. i wouldn't fucking run away

Once fucked a girl and it smelt awful. Found out later it was because she had a tampon stuck in the back of her vagina for what could have been weeks and didn't know

i made her finish twice, once fingering and second time lickin her out, and then she wanted me to finish to be more exact, but i couldnt, so i was in shame, just didnt want to wake up there in akwardnes, so rather i left, made my decision..

p.s. and maybe i should watch less porn, because my dick doesnt get hard on slim ones anymore

shit that's the worst.

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me neither, i don't think it'll be impossible though

I sucked an older neighbor when I was 10 (he was 15 I think) and I didn't swallow.

i learned that when having sex its best to not think, even better if the girl knows what she is doing and she does all the work.

ur problem was she did NOTHING to arouse you and just wanted to get fucked. honestly its 100% her fault. if a girl doesnt ATLEAST give you a decent hand job then get the fuck out of that relationship quick.

It's worse during.

user, you're probably cool, but you handled that horribly

Fucked a fat bitch with a hairier arse than mine, making noises like a cow and when I eventually nutted, told her my Nan was in hospital so I had to leave. The smell of her cunt was festering on my hands for a day or two.

You waited too long. After 21 yrs your dick got tired of waiting.

u funny

she was over 300lb
that should sum it up

Got a 1hr handjob of my gf best mate which left my dick raw (like stung because the skin had been worn away). Couldn't nut because I felt guilty that I was cheating so after 1hr I finished myself off in the bathroom

well this threads dead

Pulled my dick out of her puss because the smell was so bad
A black tampon had adhered itself to my cock like the alien in alien once to that dudes face
Couldnt get it off it grew tenticles into my manhood

the time your mom farted on my dick mid anal

- Jeff

she was a landwhale, she went on top

Portuguese chick I met in university that was throwing herself at me for weeks. I didn't bother as I was trying to fuck an Asian girl she knew. I did and it was awesome but after a few months she went back to her boyfriend. Portuguese friend was still begging for it.

Pretty good body but not a great face which is a problem for me. But one night after some beers I figured I may as well do it just to up my number.

This was a mistake.

I knew I was kinda picky and didn't really care about numbers. Been with a fair number of girls but they've all been hot. In all honesty, many too good looking for me but some good facial aesthetics and plenty of lifting put me in the fuckable category.

Anyway, she comes over and I am regretting the shit out of this. I am regretting it more when her pants come off and her asshole is hairier than mine. My dick decides to sit this one out and I blame the booze from her evening. I honestly did have a headache but I knew that wasn't the reason. He was warning me and I wasn't listening. Limp as fuck no matter how much she sucked. Between that butthole and that face, I was out of the game.

We never spoke again.

>Be me 16 ish
>Holiday in Greece
>Meet a hot girl from my country
>Hang out a lot
>One night hanging out in a playground at about 11pm
>Getting frisky
>Finger her
>Man she's wet
>10 minutes later
>Realise hand is covered in blood
>"Sorry user I thought it wouldn't have started yet"
>She leaves out of embarrassment
>Creeping back through dark resort with a hand covered in dark blood
>Staff member comes round corner
>Looks from my face, to my hand, back to my face
>Cheese it!
>Sprinting through dark resort
>Trip over something in grass
>Fall like a sack of shit and break my wrist
>Bad break, instant pain
>Staff memeber catches up, grabs me and calls police
>Have to explain to police why my hand has blood on it
>They have to get the girl in the confirm it
>Both of our parents are there to hear it
>Mfw

Had that fucking Greek cast on for like a month to remind me of it every day.

Did you tell her to shave?

I wouldn't want to try it again. Can't unsee that