What video game character would you fuck?

What video game character would you fuck?

I would fuck Chloe from life is strange

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G-Man

Agreed, Chloe is fucking hot

Juliet, Dana or Rachel Amber.. U feel me.

Mine would be Max tbh

I fucking love this Game..

Why Chloe instead of busting your nuts down Kate Marsh's throat?

Any pokegirl for me

Fisto all the way

Tomb raider girl

It's already been used

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Chloes "v-card has already been punched", too.

>life is strange
>video game

not in the alternative universe, with the bonus of that she can't get away when you facefuck her

I would marry her

Good thinking.

pretty much any FE girl

also this

so agatha then

can someone tell me why people hate life is strange I loved it

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You got me there user...

Loved it, too, but: cringy, hipster, teenage angst...
Lot's of potential for people to hate it.

>videogame
>life is strange
>liking any character from it
kek

Sarah Kerrigan after turning zerg

because it is a teeny emo drama, which isn't bad but some people simplify the game to just this.
it's the same with spec ops: the line. It's an edgy shooter with ptsd elements. It's a really great game but you can reduce it to just being an edgy shooter if you want to

some infested pussy

Serena all the way

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she'd just kill you in some freak accident orchestrated by her and ignore that it ever happened

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Widowmaker all the fucking way

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The only people who hate it are nerds who play counter strike all day.

Posted this in a LiS thread already, but I guess it applies here as well:
is there anyone here who likes Chloe? As a character I mean, I don't give a shit if you fap to her.
From what I've seen she's the cuntiest, judgemental, self-absorbed, double standards-having 'protagonist' of any game I know. On some level I'm even surprised that the tumbler crowd loves her so much. Because even though she checks all the superficial boxes of a 'strong, independent womyn', she still has a horrible personality no matter how you're leaning politically.

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Would marry her

Two keks for you sir

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Over triss? Nah

Sure, but It'd be worth it.
Edna, too.

Well girls like that exist in real life all over the place. They're rebels.

Mostly the issue is Daddy problems.

But yeah... Girls who smoke weed... Dye their hair, slut around, tattos, and rebel certainly exist. And many men are attracted to it.

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Chloe's "hella" into girls, more than men

She can gobble my balls any time

Forgot pic

Any girl from this

Hella Wowsers

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I'm not arguing that they don't exist. Clearly there are people like that.
But who would want to be a friend or in a relationship with that kind of person? Sure, I can totally see someone wanting to have a chick like that as a cumrag, but other than that? She's fucking insufferable.

That's hella sexy

Get the fuck back to red dit.

True... But I would still hella bang the fuck out of her puss

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>Liz from Bioshock Infinite

In the video game, Chloe doesn't really seem all that bad to her friend (max)

Maybe the worst thing she did was blame max (if you aren't hidden) that max bought the weed into the home, when the security step dad barges in the room.

Converting a lesbo into cock-love by the power of ruthless, repetitive fucking is a kinky as hell scenario, though.

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It's meant to be a realistic games, I have a friend (a girl, obviously) who'd really into these games because she's a lot like chloe, I guess. (she dyed her hair, doesn't like her parents (who are fucking dicks tbh, unlike Chloe's) , goes out with a girl, smokes weed sometimes (a lot less than Chloe of course))
The character is enjoyable to play if you put yourself in her skin, she has flaws, of course, but fun girl overall.
But it depends on what game you're talking about, if you have not played LiS Before the Storm, I guess she bitchy and not so cool, but in this game, it's understandable.

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Just monika

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Good taste.

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shani has a way nicer personality, is more juvenile and more adventurous than triss

Pretty much this to be honest. Max was incredible and genuinely likable character.

Chloe was a piece of shit because muh dad died and i hate everyone. She was actually somewhat likable in the prequel game but its all based on your choices she still has some flaws in that game but she is much more likable in that one

Then you have rachel who legitimately seems cool as shit at first but turns out to just be a fucking crazy bitch

so really all the characters are shit except for max, but I'd fuck all them why not

Circa SF2 era. Before they decided she should have ugly ass monster thighs like in this pic (or worse).

I'm talking mainly about Before the storm. And I'm not even talking about the choices you can make that would make her even more of a cunt.
Just having her comment on the world around her without any decisions on your part reveals her shitty personality.
Everybody is just beneath her. Except of course for Rachel who she idolizes and who can even burn down a fucking forest and Chloe will still be like 'I guess fire is pretty cool'.
Then all her interactions with her family and her future step-dad. Even though she apparently likes her mother, she constantly makes her life a living hell by fucking up school and nonstop picking fights with her stepdad, who genuinely tries to be a responsible parent for her.

oh moar plz

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nitro guy?

because those kinds of people tend to really care for those who they like. you have to experience those people for yourself before you condemn them

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ah yeah you're right she has that really abrasive personality that people love in stories but hate in reality, i'm honestly in a similar boat i have that nonchalant tony stark attitude that people love in stories but just find annoying in reality

Senua. She's a psycho to love

This is true. I really care for my friends I just want them all to be successful and happy, but I can be an asshole a lot without meaning to

Yeah, she's a bitch in 7, but in 6 she was awesome.

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I do like Chloe. She's got some deep rooted shit, but you can tell that she genuinely cares for the people in her life like Max and her Mom. Yeah she's a bitch, and is pretty self absorbed, but life kinda pushed into being that way. Think about it.

**spoilers (just in case)

I mean shit dude, first her dad dies, and she has a hard time dealing with that because her best friend (Max) splits and cuts practically all contact after a short while when she needed her most. Her mom starts dating some guy who treats her completely different than what she is accustomed to. She finally meets someone that she hesitantly opens up to (Rachel) and then she splits without saying a word and then they find her dead.

Chloe's a bitch, but she's a hella good amount of reasons to be.

everybody has to vent from time to time somehow

rate

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The game (by the way, I lost the game :^) would be shit if you were suppose to study, not skip school and be kind to everyone, not skip school with Rachel, not set fire to the forest and so on. That's kind of the whole point of the game to understand why she's bitcht all the time

*intense sweating*

Ignis from ffxv. Right up the pooper.

dese boiz

see this person knows what up

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Hell dude, are yiu just looking up the rule34 page for Chloe ? Cause I did just before coming to this thread

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Sure I'd fuck Agatha. Hell, I'd even date her


She's probably pretty down to earth :^y

life is strange as a whole but yeah

she is also not real so good for you.

Fuck yeah. I'd do all of them but Ignis is top of the list.

What the hell are you talking about?
You don't have to include some goody two shoes actions like studying into the game. You can have her do all the same shit, but paint her a bit more nuanced.
Rachel can still burn down the forrest, but maybe have a choice to confront her about it stating that even though you understand she's upset, burning down a whole fucking forest was going to far.
Or you could have her try to impove in school for her mom's sake, but something from her past catches up with her that ruins it. Like finding frugs in her locker or something.
That would make it way more powerful than just being a passive observer to everything that happens in the game. because let's not kid ourselfs here: BtS doesn't really have gameplay or decisions. The dialogue railroads you so hard it's astonishing that nobody calls the game out for it.