Give me more fucked up shit to say Sup Forums

Give me more fucked up shit to say Sup Forums

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I gonna kill myself if you don't show me your boobs.

this

there you fucking are lol. also send 2 dick pics. ask which one is better.

If I eat your ass will you let me cum into one of you're socks and keep it as my pet?

I'm 6 foot and 3 inches. Those are two measurements.

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We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells.

My flaccid penis became erect upon gaising into your soul-piercing eyes, therefore it is your duty to suck me off.

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Worst mistake Anne Frank ever made

Here I fucking am lol.
Can't send pics over tinder.

Roll

If my dick has cheese on it, will you still stick it in your mouth? You can pretend like it's a cheese stick!

"If this was just a 100 years ago, you wouldn't get a vote, but now you get to choose my D. You're welcome."

Wanna see my collection of CP?

I wish to procreate with you in the missionary position several times after a seven course meal at the local waffle spot.

Can I punch your cunt while you call me Skeletor, the destroyer of flesh?

If my dick were 3 inches longer you'd be able to see it.

If I fist you can I taste your gran's minge?

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Can you get aids if you don't swallow?

Fucking kek'd

hey there beautiful, i saw your profile and had to talk to you teehee, i have a 8 inch cock hehe, *sweeps you off ur feet and rests you on the bed* hehe lets do this * gets naked just like u* r u ready? *puts my wolf cock inside you and cume from your mones* oh bby *fuks u hard*

kek
rolling

The thing about black women is, they don't know when to shut the fuck up. That's why black men's cocks are longer.

Oh my fucking god please do this

good job op, I kek'd

Lol, I'm trying.

Oh boy.

FUCKING K E K

Cheese pizza. If she agrees, link her this image: g03.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1ivMZMXXXXXaSXFXXq6xXFXXXp/Girls-Swimsuit-2016-New-Style-1-10-Years-Children-Bikini-Swimwear-kids-biquini-infantil-Beachwear-maillot.jpg

colored palettes. Im an aspiring artist. but we have to meet now, before My inspiration goes

The neighborhood children love it

Creole Penises

And then show her black dicks

I knew that would would be a good idea

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try adolf

Yes nen are you kik?

Führer would be proud

I lold

Are you the brother of Jade Leno?

there's some for fuhrer

> handle about 6 million
I wish

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cp stands for creepy pasta

and by inspiration I mean four inch erection ;)

No Adolf, Hitler, Nazi, fuhrer, etc.

And also my 62 terabytes of FBI evidence

Me like a the potty.

Cp

+10 speech to whoever came up with colored palletes

Stop lying you fucking nigger

kek

I call from the depths of hell.

You got saved motherfucker I'll get you next time

bump

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thank you now ask her if she can meet. Ill get you layd Sup Forumsro better be shitty at drawing.

try kelmoore101, she was game last week when I messaged her

Sorry, I jumped the gun.

way to shoot me in the eye with that gun.

I don't think I'm missing out on much not laying this one though.

sooo uhhh, wanna fuck?

'straylia cunt.

Subtle, nice one.

Look I know there are plenty of fish in the sea, but really you're the only one I wanna take home and mount.

Ungr8ful

wanna see my 8 inch cock?

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Me. Wanna fuck?

Grammar police!

Kek, this

A nigger

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holy shit my sides

Got blocked.

Ask her if she wants to play the rape game?

Is that tinder?
Can i make an anonymous account, matching and send them dick picks or it doent work like that?

bark bark little doggy there's a new vet in town and he's looking to pound that ass

Anonymous account wouldn't pull matches,you'd have to man up or catfish them. And you can't send pics through tinder -probably for that reason.

Hitler did nothing wrong
>bonus if she's jewish

well fuck me side ways and call me a faggot!

I fucked it.

cause you short bruh

bump

If i masturbate to your profile is it considered beef jerky?

clear answer to this:
i see you are a spitter and no swallower.
well that is ok for me, as long as i can jizz inside.