Name some risky ass shit you did that changed your life entirely. I'll go first

Name some risky ass shit you did that changed your life entirely. I'll go first.

>be me
>be 12
>be only child
>still in middle school years so i was going through puberty and shit
>went through child abuse
>mom had a thick ass belt
>never afraid to use it on me
>dad was mostly neutral on the subject
>one day my family is sitting at the dining table
>mom tells me to get my dumbass up and take out the trash
>something breaks inside me
>i can't hold it in
>i let out three words
>"do it yourself"
>i regret it immediately after saying it
>mom goes super saiyan 3
>"did you just respond to me?? don't treat me like i'm your classmate!!"
>she always says that to warn me that she'll beat my ass
>i'm not having it today
>i reply "don't worry, i treat my classmates better than i treat you"
>my mom tries to grab my shirt and wreck my shit
>she's interrupted by the sound of my dad kekking
>hard
>she turns to him, mortified
>she starts tearing up
>she cries and runs to her room
>my dad pats me on the back
>"you did good, user"
>my heart bursts with pride
>i've won, and for good

>fast forward a week later
>my mom and dad had an argument on my behavior
>divorced.jpeg
>move into new home without mom
>dad is super caring and i realize how much i love him
>nohomo.gif
>my life only goes upwards from there
>i get a new baby brother, comes to live with us so my mom's still alone
>i get better grades
>i eventually get accepted into a good university with scholarship included
>mfw i live happily because i had the balls to stand up to who was basically my slave master

Happy for you user.

Thanks, hope your life goes just as well

I made a lame joke on Sup Forums in this post.

So your mum is black and your dad is white

So how's your mom? Do you ever visit her?

About once a year, she never really happy to see me though

>risky ass shit you did
>i let out three words
>"do it yourself"

kek, retard

not the part

user living with abusive father here, This story made me feel great.

I'm super glad to hear that, stay strong

Fired a bullet trough my brain once, definitively worth the shot

Sorry you had to do that, but why was it worth the shot?

>definitivley
what the fuck

DIFERNATIVELAY

Better?

no, clearly it's dafernitevoley

Sorry i'm speaking in my fuckedup contry dialect

fuck yea

mfw this went from a thread about child abuse to a post on how to spell definitely

here's mine, it's kinda funny
>be me, 1999
>8 y/o
>be dumfuck that does stupid shit 24/7
>think football is fun to watch then because people get rekt
>find car one day
>fullspeed.webm
>fucking ram my head in it
>ohshit.png
>let out screech to end all other
>mommy seats me in car
>speeds to hospital
>has concussion
>literally after that point I remember being able to see patterns easier, and learn things like routines and foreign languages quicker
>my iq went up 14 points because of ramming my head into a car
call bullshit all you want, it fucking happened. when I see my parents every 2 years they still laugh.

Why go through all the trouble of gaining 14 IQ points when you've could've watch Rick and Morty and gained 4000

why not watch jay jay the jet plane to get bitches? you tell me that

oh, clearly motu patlu is the superior option here

mesa sorry. why not jar jar?

motu patlu represents the true genius inside a man. albert einstein was even seen directing a few episodes

BuT RiCk SaNcHeZ iS ClEaRlY sMaRtEr

noob-noob is the smartest in the entire series wtf are y'all going on about

>be me
>be 15 years old
>live with my cousin
>she has the biggest ass and nicest tits the world has ever seen
>get bored and wanna go and start play with my fun stick
>no ones home so i decide to go into her room
>locate the pantie/bra drawer
>dig through and find a pair of fuzzy pink handcuffs
>fuckyes.jpg
>quickly realize she's only 19
>makes it all better
>have the best nut i have ever had right into her thong and bra
>and thus i made the best decision of my life
>go in her room whenever i stay over and nut in her panties
>changed my life forever mang

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A story of true culture

news/canada/edmonton/house-arrest-for-2nd-teen-after-deadly-boulder-drop-1.599096

This was me. I don't really regret it, but it sure changed my life. After the sentencing I cleaned up my act. Now I'm an engineer.

I'm happy for you, I really am.
I'm glad you turned your life around in a positive way.

>be me
>Be 18
>Walking to school (I live in a small city)
>There isn't even a trace of the sun
>Trough the route there's a very very empty street at that hour
>Adjusting my belt on the lone street
>Suddenly I think there's so quite I even could fap
>What a shit would be that
>get a boner
>Think about it more seriously
>Stop walking
>Take a look at the lone street
>Sit on the edge of the sidewalk
>Unzip my pants
>Undo the pant button
>start teasing myself
>Hands so fucking cold
>Feels kinda nice
>Start teasing
>No one's still coming
>Fuck that shit. Feels so good
>Take off the belt. Lower the pants a little and expose my entire dick
>Cum seconds after that
>Stay like that a few moments amazed
>What did just do
>Definitely would repeat it
>Get up
>Still hard
>I'm done but the moment feels good
>Notice the sky's clearing
>I'm going late to school
>Put my pants
>Go to school
>After that I repeated it whenever I could
>Near half a year doing it
>One day my family needs to change house
>new house
>Closer to my school
>The way to school is different
>Can't fap like old times
>Still faping when I want wherever I think would be great

>news/canada/edmonton/house-arrest-for-2nd-teen-after-deadly-boulder-drop-1.599096
were you the one who came forward when the wrong person was charged?