I need 5$ right fucking now Sup Forums don't fail me

I need 5$ right fucking now Sup Forums don't fail me

Pretty sure you can find someone local to you who will pay you five bucks to suck his dick.

And how the fuck we suppose to send it without any link or email

Ya fuck

No $5 broke asses here

0NS2-KA2J-P8ST

No clue what that is other than it's also a promo code for some gay internet shit

It's kind of an emergency I'm 5$ short on rent and this is really all I have

Ok, so how would I send you this money. You've provided no means for me to do this.

It's a paypal.me link: 0NS2-KA2J-P8ST

Sell something. Am old CD or whatever.

Sell your purty mouth, OP.

start dealing

If this fails that's my last resort

You can panhandle $5 in like ten minutes.

Explain

paypal.me/isaiah784

Take a hat or cup or whatever go on the street, optionally with a cardboard sign, and beg for change.

Well shit I am pretty close to downtown

People literally make enough to live on doing this in a busy area and pretending to be pathetic.

I know I just didn't connect to term, but for 5$ that's pretty pathetic

Oh being a cool down to earth hippy also works. Just make them like you.

Yeah you'll get way more than $5 dude.

Before I make an idiot of myself does anyone want to donate

will post dick pic if I receive a $5

Old Sup Forums would have demanded sharpie in pooper.