<---- gooby /heem/

fuck u goof

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who is your favorite female mma fighter?

>they rank duck all the top contenders man
>they rank tiramisu man
LMAO

There once was a group of young fight fans and bros,
Who hated Canucks
(Except Snacks&Hoez)
A rowdy young group,
They once all got duped,
When one young Canuck
Filled an OP with poop.
They all gave him (You)s
When he started a ruse,
And they all bitched and whined
When his posts had no news.
"A couple posts early!"
Cried Yankees, so surly.
"My OP template always must be re-used!"

Down to the South worked a grunt on the docks,
Who believed that this genius,
He'd surely outfox.
He'd post his TV,
And then there would be,
An applause as his internet friends
All agreed.

This seemed very odd
To the sly young Canuck.
Why would one post a pic
of a TV that sucks?
His intrigue, uncommitted,
His point was transmitted,
That the dock workers brain
Was, clearly, dim witted.

The response was an outcry of butthurt and tears.
A shitposting spree that, to some,
Lasted years.
He'd form an attack,
Gather friends, in a pack,
And begin to post pics of a man,
Who was black.

The Canuck then did chuckle,
At all the hubbub.
He cracked all his knuckles,
And hopped in the tub.
He'd write all these goofs,
Poetry on that night,
With a picture, as proof,
That his skin was quite white!

The dock worker reeled in shock, then.
"I'm BTFO'd!", he'd shouted, "AGAIN!"
His claim was addressed,
And his brain was depressed,
But his focus remained,
Quite the same.
(Still obsessed.)

The tears then began
Like the rain in a flood.
His soul filled with pain,
When he'd just been a stud.
But his stupid brain showed:
With your thought process slowed,
You get BTFO'd
By lmaobud.

Dude this was never funny, you are worse than NotePad. Funny enough you have all this shit saved up on you're NotePad

your poem is trash fuck off

it's good actually bud
it's still funny bud

I can't fucking stand Ferguson I hope he gets heem'd

Dork

Stop being an autist

>He's mad that Ferguson is the future 145,155,170, and 185 champion
haha

Schaub would beat the shit out of Conor.

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Report this spam, Canada needs a medical suspension

For sure I match-up really well with Stipe my guy I'm the CM Punk of comedy bee

Is it just biceps that = KO power? I assummed it would be mostly tricep

Can't wait for Yoelito to crack his head open

It's not biceps, it's hip rotation and leg positioning.

So, I guess /heem/ is in its death throes.
/heem/ is declining even faster than MMA.
Stupid in-jokes and rivalries between the same 5 or 6 guys. Nothing else happening.
And in MMA Goobs is the only star left and as much as I like him, he's nothing compared to the legends. GSP, Anderson, JJ, these guys defended ~10 times each. Fucking TIto Ortiz defended 6 or so times.
The only star left just does novelty fights. No wonder things looks os bad. Not just blaming Goobs tho, the way the UFC treated the fighters is the biggest problem - Brock and GSP walked, no elite athlete would even consider the UFC, and parents don't want their kids involved in comoetitive MMA because of the head injury shit.

It was a good, but brief, run.

They should have him fight Tony

Reported you dork

Sometimes the best beef is a flame broiled Famous Burger, complete with your favorite toppings and a side of crispy potato canoes.

Other times, the best beef is a squashed beef.

I miss the shitty ads on the shorts. Keep dreaming, khabib will rek el cuntcuy

>using a canadian thread

Only thing Khabib wrecks is the scale when his lardo coffee cake eating ass steps on it

>Muh Khabib

In hindsight I'm glad the fight didnt happen, only because of the possibility of him winning and then also not defending the belt for 8 months

You took too long dummy, this thread gained too much traction

Hey Reddit this will get you thinking
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who gave their uncle final cut pro? this is embarrassing

>haha le diaz brothers :D they dont hove a fuck but are so nice on the onside xD

God i fucking hate MMA media. Especially MMAFighting. Did you see Kikewani crying yet again about Sefo calling out his bullshit of Gaethje being a FA?

Fucking dweebs and their clickbait

biceps + tattoos = huge ko power

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how much coke does he do before the videos?

He's high on life.

>hehe they smoke weed and run marathons so badass XDDDDD

Thoughts on Dana White?

Diaz brothers are so fucking full of shit

my ex gf used to talk to Nick on instagram, he always invited her to vegas to XS at the Wynn she said what part of Canada she was from and he said he signed a deal to fight in Toronto

we all assumed it was him and GSP going for a rematch in Toronto but it never happened

Diaz brothers are all "I don't want to fight...I just like >muh triathalons" but they need money because they can't stop swearing long enough to capitalize on their fame....

the UFC is a fucking what? 4 billion dollar company....they are trying to be as PG as possible and the Diaz brothers are just too "hardcore" to realize that and set themselves up for their lives and a few generations down the road

they've, according to them, never lost a fight...

>tl;dr the diaz brothers are dumb as fuck

Pure autism. Get help.

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WHO?

>Report this spam
lmao what a fuckin pussy

woodley race baiter = goldy spammer = tom cruz spammer = dom cruz hater = scatspammer

Sorry everyone always thinks you're me, Adan.

Danny roberts had lost 2 rounds at that stage why was he celebrating?

Who is the closest to literally being free money?

Andrade

You're the scatspammer

>Sorry everyone always thinks you're me, Adan.
What a beta

woodley race baiter = goldy spammer = tom cruz spammer = dom cruz hater = scatspammer

>s-s-orry adan
smdh

just a lil heeminder for y'all

No one here likes Poominick Pooz

lmao he's fuckin pissed

Danny Roberts is still walking off that soul-stealing heem that Platinum Mikey P laid on him in his hometown.

Schizophrenia is a sign of autism

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None of them really. The card is great matchups top to bottom. Maybe Cejudo over Pettis, but idk my guy.

Jotko

you are eternally BTFO'd bud

>Schizophrenia is a sign of autism
What?

>Literally one (you) out of 5
Good job good effort spergking

Can't wait for Chiiesa to choke Kevin lee out.

>Nunes vs Valentina
>Cody vs TJ
>Robbie vs Cowboy
>Reem vs Werdum
>Miller vs JUSTtis

What could possibly headline this card that isn't already announced?

You are the biggest loser on /heem/.

Get help.

Get help

sweet. i was just about to post the heeminders m8

When I say Bellator MMA what's the first thing that comes to your mind?

Should I get help banking a mil this year?
Because I'm already well on my way to banking a mil this year. I don't think I need much help with that.

Should I get help with that? Should I get help with picking a private school for my daughter? Should I get help keeping the grass cut on my five acre private country lot? Oh wait I already do get help with that. Should I get help with making tonight's dinner? No joke I'm making three steaks, should I get help with that?

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Whoa what.

why would Moose be promoting the Singapore card?

Is he fighting on it?

better yet why would he be doing promo work if he hasn't negotiated a new contract.

Stop being a bitch and taking /heem/ so personally. God damn

Why do all the spergs on here (you, dockdwarf, spainautist) think we are so intrigued about what goes on in your miserable lives? Don't you have a Facebook or something with actual real life friends to blog to?

If Bisping beats GSP, he'll get murked by Romero. Gegard should be next in line by all accounts.

If GSP wins and retires, Romero should fight Gegard for the vacant belt.

Either way, I wouldn't take a non-title fight if I were him.

What kind of tattoos and where?

They are trying to convince themselves they are happy.

Fighters promote cards they're not on all the time fella.

>he'll get murked by Romero

>n-next time

This is so ridiculous do you even follow the middleweight division you goofy ass lookin goon

youtu.be/damAR771hok
Stipe 2,4,5

valentina vs. nunes who will win?

50-48 JDS

Can Max beat Aldo?

Any hues care to explain to me why Jose Aldo chose an English name for his crowning achievement when he barely speaks a word of the language?

Really makes you think...

>mfw based aldo is the ronald mcdonald and the pablo escobar of brazil
>mfw irl los pollos hermanos
elchappo aint got shit on my BOY

post your princess

I'm not sure what you're implying here.

you fuckin love me bud
no he can't. aldo will win

>joana_28.jpg

My album only goes up to 6. Care to share with me, a humble gentile? imgur link would be preferred. Thanks my man

>remembering how awkward and robotic Goldie actually was
man, he was worse than i remember. there was 0 chemistry between him and joe

>r-r-ro-rom-mousasi!!!

disgusting methhead

right here the true Slav goddess

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This isnt a friend simulator, its fighting

Saying Romero will beat Bisping isn't nearly as much of a reach as saying Thompson would have beaten Woodley the second time. Bisping might be the most beatable champ in the UFC.

If Stipoic heems JDS and Cain will he be the GOAT?

And yet they're more memorable than all other modern sports commentary duos/trios. Besides, only casuals actually need commentary for fights, Joe and Goldie are just there for goof flavor.

>Saying Romero will beat Bisping isnt nearly as much of a reach

100% homeboy, straight up, no honeydicking

No

He's got a date with a couple of black bulls before he can call himself the GOAT.

Am I the only one that gets badly triggered by losers that think Mousasi should be involved or even close to any sort of tittle picture?

>If GSP wins and retires

are you serious dude

do you actually believe that if GSP wins that he won't be fighting the 170 champ in his next fight and Conor in his fight after that? Bisping was right, that is GSP's plan 100%

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here's a 9-0 polish flyweight maybe going onto TUF

>already a mother