Tfw a bunch of Hollywood actors are going to go to jail for child porn now that Mark Salling has turned into a songbird...

>tfw a bunch of Hollywood actors are going to go to jail for child porn now that Mark Salling has turned into a songbird for FBI

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goddamnit what's the url for this site

I've been trying to remember for weeks

agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/MAINPAGE.html

Thank you so much, user.

>the entire cast of Glee in jail

Man can dream.

ShitIjustmadeup.org

/ourguy/ general?

>tfw Jon Hamm steals bikes

Drew Carey has always been /ourguy/

based Drew

Cor bloimy, you want me ta take a Jimmy Smits on yer Long an Talls? Your a queer duck, Jim Carey

Is our guy still not compromised?

Absolute mad man.

>our guy

How can you compromise yourself?

Heh, based Hamm

Dan schneider is going down

reminder

blindgossip.com/?p=41688

Dear Blinders,

We put a great deal of time and effort into writing our original blind items. They may not always be shocking and salacious, but they are authentic and accurate. Even in the world of celebrity gossip, we think it is important to exercise some integrity in discussing real people and their behavior.

Another blogger chose a different path, and, as a result, we need to take action.

You may have noticed that recent items from “Enty” (short for “Entertainment Lawyer”) at CDAN were getting longer, more detailed, and much more shocking. Big-name celebrities were dragged into the discussion, and wild accusations about disgusting acts (r*ape, m*rder, beatings, p*dophilia) were made. Not surprisingly, their website traffic shot up, and the mainstream press started discussing their items.

Following a detailed interview with Enty himself, a skeptical New York Post reporter conducted an independent and thorough investigation of Enty and CDAN.

Here’s what they discovered: Enty is a liar, and the items published on CDAN are lies. The full story from The New York Post is below, and can also be read here.

Given these disturbing facts, we will no longer carry CDAN items on this website.

We sincerely apologize to our readers for the time they may have invested in the past in trying to solve those items. You deserve much better, and we will do everything in our power to deliver original and third-party-sourced content that is both entertaining as well as credible.

Sincerely, Ace

can we stop posting shit from a gossip website

Have I got a shocker for you, dear readers of this humble column! Scandal, spelt S-C-A-N-D-A-L. It turns out a certain purveyor of "rapped music" and sometime actor may be dilly dallying with Mary Jane. That's right folks, the haze of hop smoke follows this superstar. The star will remain unnamed but suffice it to say he'd be in the "Dogg house" with his record label if they knew his devilish penchant for the hop. You heard it here first folks, as always: hot off the lips, off the record, on the Q.T and VERY Sup Forums

...

they shut it down.

Aaaahhh, so this is the origin of that meme

>origin

What's his name again?

what

Fuck off Sup Forums

>I’m trying to picture him dressed as a woman, but having a tough time processing it. Apparently though, this former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee does go out dressed as a woman and spends most of his time at home dressed as a woman. He got turned on to it by this Vegas comic who has become a very good friend. Nicolas Cage/Carrot Top

I can believe it

buddy, cdan has always been mostly fanfiction

>This former teen actor turned wannabe singer has to pay some of his band extra to be seen in public with him outside band stuff. No matter how much he offers though, none want to sleep with him.
>Corey Feldman
DESCENSION

Yeah I can imagine him and Carrot top just going at all dolled up.

this is tabloid garbage.

proof or it didn't happen

This post is comedy gold

Mark "can't ignore the Saw" Sailing

you could not make this shit up

>r*ape

what?

>It feels like it has been a couple of years since this pair hooked up. It still to me is one of the stranger pairings. This former B+ list television actress who has had much more success as a celebrity and part-time sex tape star hooked up again this week with the foreign born man behind the curtain who wants to control the world or at least steer it in a direction of his own design. Pamela Anderson/Julian Assange


ayy

>0 proof for anything: the website

I'm not saying these things aren't true, but they certainly aren't proven true.

d'awwww

the "former tweener turned adult actor" is zac efron

Dan 'more girth than a soda can' Schneider

that's no meme

disturbingly underrated

>r*ape, m*rder, beatings, p*dophilia
Who the fuck censors themselves like this?

It's like Voldemort, if you say it it will happen to you.

>movie actor turned host
how many people could this be?

delete this

they dont want to show up in searches for those terms, but they're too incompetent to just add entries to their robots.txt

I know these are all made up but some of them make me laugh so fucking hard

>man behind the curtain who wants to control the world or at least steer it in a direction of his own design

Is Correct The Record posting "blind" items ?

>The TV host is known for being very funny, but he’s also known for getting it on with the beautiful women that come on his show as guests. "He visits them backstage after each taping in the dressing rooms and that is where the magic happen," sources tell NAUGHTY GOSSIP. "Each dressing room has drinks and snacks in them, but they also have condoms. Everyone in the business knows what he is like and pray that after the show they DO NOT get a knock, knock, on the door at the taping." He brags about having sex with two A-LIST guests, but everyone is sure that he has been with more! Jimmy Fallon (Nicole Kidman) (Gwyneth Paltrow)

lol these are so hilariously stupid

He might think he can handle his drugs and drink, but this permanent A list mostly movie actor cannot say the same for his now actress daughter. They are killing her. Quickly. Lily-Rose Depp (Johnny Depp)

also joseph gordon levitt is gay it seems

uh oh

This closeted A- list mostly movie actor got really testy with a reporter while promoting his latest movie. The reporter started asking questions about the actor’s relationship with the man who lives with the actor. Jeremy Renner ("Arrival")

everyone is gay

Our A+ list mostly movie actor is spending a lot less time with his beard and a lot more with his boyfriend. This makes the second or third time in a week they have been out in public together. Bradley Cooper

>Unlike her still more famous siblings, this B list mostly movie actress is a firm believer in botox and even recently underwent breast enlargement surgery. Elizabeth Olsen (Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen)

Yeah, everyone knows Fallon isn't funny!

>The line "best actress of her generation," cost this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress a few thousand bucks to her PR firm and she won’t do an interview unless it is included in the article. Kristen Stewart

Confined to a couple of hosting gigs several times a year, this mogul wants a full-time job in front of a camera. He likes being the center of attention and thinks being on air is the only way that will happen. He has never been able to make it on his own though on television. His only success has been ancillary to others. Pigmeat Markham

>
These two acting sisters are basically at war with each other because the older one feels the younger one is stealing her roles. The thing is, the older one has trouble getting work because there are other people who are better at acting, including her sister. Dakota and Elle Fanning

noooooo

no, please dont get surgery, you had lovely breasts and your face is fine as it is, no more surgery plz

I'm worried Dakota might try to eat her IN SCENES REMINISCENT OF HER ROLE IN THE HIT MOVIE "THE NEON DEMOND"

Elleboner?

Dakota is used to eating Elle on a regular basis.

Would that be a massive surprise to you?

>Why yes, that was a very well known Harry Potter actor passed out from booze on a park bench while out of the country. A passerby threw a ratty blanket over the actor because there was a light rain. Daniel Radcliffe (12th Zurich Film Festival)

No, surely it would be someone other than the guy who played Harry Potter? What a shit clue if it's just 'well known Harry Potter actor Harry Potter'.

>"I want smooth peanut butter and I want it now!" This former B-list child star once held up production because his sandwich filling wasn't what he asked for. He wanted smooth peanut butter and all catering had was crunchy. Someone from production had to be sent out to get it from a nearby store while our undersized, overcomplainer refused to work. The whole process took an hour. No wonder he's basically retired nowadays. Frankie Muniz ("Malcolm in the Middle")

and 'supposedly' Daniel Radcliffe passed out drunk at a huge public industry event, yet somehow TMZ or any credible news source for that matter failed to mentioned it.

Liberal brainwash

What a great movie that was, also fun post

>fine with him and his brothers/co-stars being constantly molested
>not fine with crunchy peanut butter
makes u think

Crunchy is superior anyway.

>It is possible you forget this actor is an Academy Award winner/nominee. For the past decade he has basically been playing a parody of himself. On a recent set he would not stop walking up to one woman to feel her breasts to find out if they were real or fake. Finally, the woman had enough and ran crying off the set. Gary Busey ("The Buddy Holly Story")

nice

UNCLE RED, STOP! YOU'RE A BEAST!

>This former A+ list singer turned A- lister with a side gig is starting to go off the rails. She has tons of fake names she uses and goes after hundreds of people each day in comments sections. I think she is just upset the people she used to steal from are no linger available. Lady Gaga

Do you think she is shitposting on Sup Forums?

I NEED TO CHECK YOUR BREASTS BECAUSE WEREWOLVES CAN'T HAVE FAKE BREASTS YOU'RE NOT A WEREWOLF ARE YOU?? UTAH WHERE ARE YOU I NEED YOU!!!!

>Mostly movie actor turned host

who could it be?

THANKS, MR. SCOOPS

Remember months back we tried to crack a blind item case - thread after thread - about a TV actor, but not a single actor on the planet fit the criteria for the story?

Let's be fair, Sup Forums can only channel their collective autism to crash planes, not to find pedophiles

>This part time actress and musical prodigy used to have a secret online life as a writer of scary stories. Not anymore. Unfortunately, her addiction to the internet has gotten so bad that she spends most of her days on message boards instead of being creative.

One did.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Masur

>agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/MAINPAGE.html
wtf is this site? does someone host it in their basement?

If God hates us it'll be Craig Ferguson.

That would be such a fucking bummer.

Maybe Mario Lopez? But he was on tv, not movies.

Dan "The Drycleaners Retirement Plan" Schneider

Cup o semen gets me screamin

L. A. Confidential was just the bee's knees.

Going down on Miranda Cosgrove

imagine a bosom buddies style comedy of the two them cross dressing and the shenanigans they get up to while doing so.

>was this the same site that said some big time A-list movie was going to be revealed as the one who molested Corey Haim, and it actually turned out to be some literally who sitcom actor from the 80s?

>is your character a notorious pedophile
>yes

I wasn't aware they revealed who it was...

They tried so hard to get diddling kids to become the next big social norm for us to accept but they weren't fast enough.

Crash and burn

There was a list of hollywood celebrity with fact about them, think it's on this site but can't find it can someone help ?

Dan "get in my van" Schneider

Was the asshole kid actor in Maps to the Stars based on him?

the asshole in our stars

>Short and sweet. Things are not adding up in the statements given by doctors and others close to this now deceased permanent A+ list singer. Eyes are now turning towards a very very close family member who was ensuring that the singer would die. David Bowie (assisted suicide)

Not surprising at all, I'm glad Bowie got to go on his own terms.