OH SHIT guys i need your help ok so imma explain to you what happened
>be me >19 >live with brother >brother is an asshole >he is out of town for a few days >i hatch a master plan >i get a pear, duct tape, a toothbrush and toilet paper >i mumify the pear with toilet paper and tape it together >i save the toothbrush for later like this is when it all fucks up >brother comes up and sees the fucking pear >oh SHIT SHIT SHIT IT WAS ON THE TABLE FUCKFUCKFUCK
fuck what do i do? like it was on the table and he came omfg like help guys
Jace Green
HELP GUYS PLS HELP
Luis Cook
wtf was even your plan
Colton Foster
why is it so bad that your brother sees a godammn pear?
Noah Moore
Shove the pear up your ass
Josiah Powell
OMFG like you dont understand the pear was like supposed to do him the toothbrush omfg
Austin Williams
holy shit fuck shit up you dont understand what deep shit im in like the pear was on the table
Michael Flores
I'm too high for this shit
Oliver Williams
OP calm down, take a deep breath or a couple and explain thourougly
Caleb King
no pls help me like im in some deep shit he fucking found the pear it was gonna like toothbrush him but it didnt omfg help
Josiah Jenkins
i did the pear was on the table but it was supposed to toothbrush him
Ethan Hernandez
what do you mean by "to toothbrush him"
Christian Hernandez
like it was supposed to make like the toothbrush on him but the pear was on the table
Grayson Price
oh so you were to hit him using a toothbrush and pear
Aaron Ward
do you mean ambush..?
Jeremiah Jenkins
You morons, it's a shitty take on an old green text. The point is that it makes no sense
Aiden White
Shh, let him speak his own mind.
Ayden Morris
NO WTF the toothbrush like didnt on him and he found the pear ON the table
Logan Gray
I think you need to go back to the drawing board and think of something that even you can understand.... your plan abort.... or throw the pear at him and stick the toothbrush up your ass..
Jace Long
Your only option is to castrate.
Liam Garcia
Newfags gonna newfag, though.
Aiden Clark
Ohh, okay, the toothbrush was supposed to on him, right?
Evan Foster
maybe the he has a toothbrush fetish and he was going to turn him on with it
Jose Davis
im already castrated im a sex offender wtf are you talking about i need help like please i cant throw the pear at him if its him like the toothbrus was supposed to be on him noooooooooooooooooooooo you dont understand fffs pls help i need help the toothbrush was supposed to him omfg pls
Robert Sanders
Yeah yeah, you accidentally the whole thing. Fuck off.
Jason Ramirez
this is it this is the thread that made me laugh so hard i pissed
David Cruz
what do you mean i accidentaly thev whole thing it was supposed to like toothbrush him wtf help me stop trolling
Ryder Cooper
did you try turning it off and on again?
William Scott
OHHH, THE TOOTHBRUSH WAS SUPPOSED TO HIM?
Jose Ortiz
yes i turned the pear on and off again when the toilet paper
Isaiah Jenkins
YES EXACTLY thank you can you help me pls what do i do?
Logan Campbell
so it was supposed TO him but pear doesn't the ONTO?
Mason Murphy
So you take the pear and you take off the toilet paper and stay in your room for a few days, then you should be able to toothbrush your brother.
Jeremiah Morris
no i cant do that omfg he found the pear but it didnt toothbrush him
Camden Peterson
instead of a toothbrush, maybe try toothpaste in him
this way he might forget the pear on the table
Aiden Perez
yes YEA can you help me you understand
Carter Garcia
Have sex with ur brother
David Campbell
oh shit okay so you stay in your room and then grab a frying pan and knock him out so he doesnt remember the pear and THEN the pear can toothbrush him.
Angel Reed
i meant solve the problem
Joseph Powell
take pear then TO brush, after that, make paper in the brother AFTER teeth hatch
Angel Gutierrez
no that wont work because he has pear but brush not pear him when brush
Ryder Ortiz
paper in brother won't work, need to first UNTO the pear from the table. Pretend it never happened. Then redo the pear out of sight. The toothpaste TO the paper.
Jaxson Foster
okokok i will do that thanks
Logan Morris
are you all fucking crazy?
HE CANT JUST LEAVE THE PEAR ON THE TABLE PLEASE HELP THIS POOR MAN.
Owen Ortiz
keep update
Jackson Wright
If that doesnt work, break the paper and toothbrush the pear. Then make the paper into pear and yes.
John Ramirez
Then who was brush?
Nathaniel Martin
this thread is a fucking mess
Nicholas Flores
THIS IS NOT A JOKING MATTER
Mason Sanders
>this thread
William Walker
I JUST WANTED TO FUCKING KNOW WHO IS BRUSH
Ethan Reyes
THE YES IS
Joshua Rogers
OMFG IT DIDNT WORK THE BRUSH MADE PEAR GO PAPER NO BRUSH DIDNT BRUSH BROTHER
Hunter Rodriguez
FUCK
Anthony Fisher
NO BRUSH??
Isaac Hernandez
you need to help me pls THE PAPER DIDNT BRUSH PEAR ON BROTHER OMFG
Christopher Long
It makes sense to me
Jaxon Green
ABORT MISSION TOOTHBRUSH THE HOUSE PEAR IS GONE NOW GOD IS DEAD YES THE PAPER AND BURN ALL EVIDENCE TO THE
Charles Ward
My sides
Aaron Lee
i will if i GET satan
Owen Gonzalez
>ambrush
Luke Morales
Maybe one day your foe won't spare the pear and you will be in a world of pain.
Nathaniel Clark
Did you brush the pear? Cause the paper needs to be brushed. Take pear and rub on table, then brush paper
Julian Wilson
How'd you get a picture of me
Dominic Smith
You fucking moron you need to put the pear in cool down mode, you just can't turn it off.
Daniel Rivera
pic related its my ex
dubs get nudes and trips gets masturbation vids
Dominic Long
fuck off
Juan Morales
No is b8
Xavier Flores
rolling
Brody Nelson
Have you tried brushing your brother with a tooth brush and pairing your pear with your brother?