OH SHIT guys i need your help ok so imma explain to you what happened

OH SHIT guys i need your help ok so imma explain to you what happened

>be me
>19
>live with brother
>brother is an asshole
>he is out of town for a few days
>i hatch a master plan
>i get a pear, duct tape, a toothbrush and toilet paper
>i mumify the pear with toilet paper and tape it together
>i save the toothbrush for later
like this is when it all fucks up
>brother comes up and sees the fucking pear
>oh SHIT SHIT SHIT IT WAS ON THE TABLE FUCKFUCKFUCK

fuck what do i do? like it was on the table and he came omfg like help guys

HELP GUYS PLS HELP

wtf was even your plan

why is it so bad that your brother sees a godammn pear?

Shove the pear up your ass

OMFG like you dont understand the pear was like supposed to do him the toothbrush omfg

holy shit fuck shit up you dont understand what deep shit im in like the pear was on the table

I'm too high for this shit

OP calm down, take a deep breath or a couple and explain thourougly

no pls help me like im in some deep shit he fucking found the pear it was gonna like toothbrush him but it didnt omfg help

i did the pear was on the table but it was supposed to toothbrush him

what do you mean by "to toothbrush him"

like it was supposed to make like the toothbrush on him but the pear was on the table

oh so you were to hit him using a toothbrush and pear

do you mean ambush..?

You morons, it's a shitty take on an old green text. The point is that it makes no sense

Shh, let him speak his own mind.

NO WTF the toothbrush like didnt on him and he found the pear ON the table

I think you need to go back to the drawing board and think of something that even you can understand.... your plan abort....
or throw the pear at him and stick the toothbrush up your ass..

Your only option is to castrate.

Newfags gonna newfag, though.

Ohh, okay, the toothbrush was supposed to on him, right?

maybe the he has a toothbrush fetish and he was going to turn him on with it

im already castrated im a sex offender
wtf are you talking about i need help like please
i cant throw the pear at him if its him like the toothbrus was supposed to be on him
noooooooooooooooooooooo you dont understand fffs pls help i need help the toothbrush was supposed to him omfg pls

Yeah yeah, you accidentally the whole thing. Fuck off.

this is it
this is the thread that made me laugh so hard i pissed

what do you mean i accidentaly thev whole thing it was supposed to like toothbrush him wtf help me stop trolling

did you try turning it off and on again?

OHHH, THE TOOTHBRUSH WAS SUPPOSED TO HIM?

yes i turned the pear on and off again when the toilet paper

YES EXACTLY thank you can you help me pls what do i do?

so it was supposed TO him but pear doesn't the ONTO?

So you take the pear and you take off the toilet paper and stay in your room for a few days, then you should be able to toothbrush your brother.

no i cant do that omfg he found the pear but it didnt toothbrush him

instead of a toothbrush, maybe try toothpaste in him

this way he might forget the pear on the table

yes YEA can you help me you understand

Have sex with ur brother

oh shit okay so you stay in your room and then grab a frying pan and knock him out so he doesnt remember the pear and THEN the pear can toothbrush him.

i meant solve the problem

take pear then TO brush, after that, make paper in the brother AFTER teeth hatch

no that wont work because he has pear but brush not pear him when brush

paper in brother won't work, need to first UNTO the pear from the table. Pretend it never happened. Then redo the pear out of sight. The toothpaste TO the paper.

okokok i will do that thanks

are you all fucking crazy?

HE CANT JUST LEAVE THE PEAR ON THE TABLE PLEASE HELP THIS POOR MAN.

keep update

If that doesnt work, break the paper and toothbrush the pear. Then make the paper into pear and yes.

Then who was brush?

this thread is a fucking mess

THIS IS NOT A JOKING MATTER

>this thread

I JUST WANTED TO FUCKING KNOW WHO IS BRUSH

THE YES IS

OMFG IT DIDNT WORK THE BRUSH MADE PEAR GO PAPER NO BRUSH DIDNT BRUSH BROTHER

FUCK

NO BRUSH??

you need to help me pls THE PAPER DIDNT BRUSH PEAR ON BROTHER OMFG

It makes sense to me

ABORT MISSION
TOOTHBRUSH THE HOUSE
PEAR IS GONE NOW
GOD IS DEAD
YES THE PAPER AND BURN ALL EVIDENCE TO THE

My sides

i will if i GET satan

>ambrush

Maybe one day your foe won't spare the pear and you will be in a world of pain.

Did you brush the pear? Cause the paper needs to be brushed. Take pear and rub on table, then brush paper

How'd you get a picture of me

You fucking moron you need to put the pear in cool down mode, you just can't turn it off.

pic related its my ex

dubs get nudes and trips gets masturbation vids

fuck off

No is b8

rolling

Have you tried brushing your brother with a tooth brush and pairing your pear with your brother?

Op is a retarded faggot, this what we need, rolll