Why do Americans shit their pants?

Gabriel Martin
Gabriel Martin

Why do Americans shit their pants?

Legit question, seriously.

All urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatorrhea
youtu.be/abkC8cs1u4s

Brandon Peterson
Brandon Peterson

I can fucking smell it omg

Owen Adams
Owen Adams

lol not every american (the fit ones) who dont

Jaxson Mitchell
Jaxson Mitchell

Ok but why there are many of them tho?

Aren't they aware of the shit smell and wet shit on their back?

Daniel Price
Daniel Price

fucking cringed hard at pic

Elijah Roberts
Elijah Roberts

I'm 45, fat and have yet to shit myself.

Ayden Taylor
Ayden Taylor

probably because he saw a disgusting nigger on the way

Thomas Johnson
Thomas Johnson

its pretty much only redneck whites or fat black niggresses

Evan Jackson
Evan Jackson

THats ass sweat

Jason Flores
Jason Flores

That could be just swass

Nicholas Allen
Nicholas Allen

looks like he just got finished working out

Liam Miller
Liam Miller

I've never seen anybody with shitty pants outside of babies

Chase Lee
Chase Lee

Nobody answered why this happens ugh.

It niggers my mind, if that would happen to me I'd be fucking ashamed and I'd run buying a new pair of pants

Bentley Long
Bentley Long

everyone shits their pants anon. . .americans just do it better

Christopher Turner
Christopher Turner

i would rather strip naked and run home than walk around with that disgraceful mess on my ass

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

Shitty diet?

Kayden Gomez
Kayden Gomez

that's the first thing I have seen on Sup Forums in a while that made me kek out loud. bravo anon.

Ian Reyes
Ian Reyes

Common weight loss medications cause people to pass grease and fats in their food as shit. They're supposed to combine the pills with dietary change eliminating fatty foods, but they don't, so they shit themselves due to the excess of oils and grease in their bowels.

Josiah Clark
Josiah Clark

Not true at all.

Even when I'm sick with some bastard stomach flu virus and have diarrhoea I manage not to shit my pants.

Also why it appears that the shit in all these pictures is so liquid?

Jose Murphy
Jose Murphy

Hnnnngh

Carson Perry
Carson Perry

honestly Sup Forumsro I have no fucking idea. I don't have an insight or an argument right now. Shitting your pants is just objectively hilarious and I am enjoying the thread.

Caleb Hall
Caleb Hall

They've obviously got a tummy bug or something, so shit themselves uncontrollably.

Gavin Lewis
Gavin Lewis

The state of this fucking board..

Evan Evans
Evan Evans

black guy
Uhhhhhhh... HE IS SWEATS GUYS GEEZ
Dindu nuffin

Parker Smith
Parker Smith

Americans are somewhat like indians they never wipe there ass and shit as they please

Hunter Phillips
Hunter Phillips

Something to do with diet pills and how America is flooded with the averts for drugs and pills nonstop, some of them make your asshole leaky.

Easton Rodriguez
Easton Rodriguez

you're posting in a pants-shitting thread

Isaiah Sullivan
Isaiah Sullivan

americans have no sense of shame
source im american

Austin Lee
Austin Lee

Sounds about right

Nathaniel Scott
Nathaniel Scott

Even James May...

Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

Ok, but that one's kinda hot.

Jace Bailey
Jace Bailey

Youve never had swass so bad that you soak your pants? Anon you not livin life

Andrew Butler
Andrew Butler

Yeah but Indians pull their panties down before shutting

Brandon Nelson
Brandon Nelson

that looks more like oil

Adrian Bennett
Adrian Bennett

Why does anyone shit there pants. It's not exclusive to Americans you stuck up asshole

Cameron Allen
Cameron Allen

Lived in America almost all my life. Never seen someone in public with shitty pants.

Ryder Watson
Ryder Watson

It's called anal leakage/seepage and it's the result of poor diet and health. It's important to remember we are animals with feces literally a few centimeters from our clothes. Ironically this fuck is standing near bags of potato chips which are probably part of the reason his ass is leaking so much.

Josiah Anderson
Josiah Anderson

Several kilograms of junk food per day. If they don't release two times a day, their asses can't hold it and simply give up

Evan Lee
Evan Lee

Also why it appears that the shit in all these pictures is so liquid?

Because the liquid shit is the shit that sneaks out.

Nathan Gomez
Nathan Gomez

Yep, this.

A very poor diet is the number-one reason.

Luis Powell
Luis Powell

I have never shit myself nor have I ever seen someone shit their pants

Jaxson Bennett
Jaxson Bennett

I had a minor accident (I was home, not out) once when I caught a norovirus. I farted and I felt a little liquid come out. That whole next week, I had insane diarrhea that would just hit me out of nowhere, but that first shart was the only one that caught me completely unawares.

Noah Young
Noah Young

This.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatorrhea

Ryan Turner
Ryan Turner

Now we have to figure out why they either have no idea or don't give a shit (no pun intended) about the fact that they're walking around with a shit stain in their ass.

Imagine this fuck sitting in his car and driving home. All the warm shit melting and splashing on his whole ass.

IMAGINE BUYING HIS FUCKING USED CAR

Ryan Parker
Ryan Parker

Four minutes apart

Sure gonna take over this thread with that kind of dedication.

Cameron James
Cameron James

You almost elected a pants sharter

James Gomez
James Gomez

Its a side effect of a popular diet pill
Its caused by eating excessively fatty foods while on it

Chase Evans
Chase Evans

diet pill
eating excessively fat foods

Juan Cooper
Juan Cooper

Imagine buying a (((4chan pass))) just to spam Spider-Man pictures and bananas

Jason Lopez
Jason Lopez

WHO'S ;AUGHING NOW NIGNOG?

Gabriel Hall
Gabriel Hall

Do I look like the kind of mother fucker who would pay for 4chan?

Leo Anderson
Leo Anderson

side poop

Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

Yes

David Gray
David Gray

Damn Spidermen, I wanted to see more hot girls with poopy pants. only one so far, please post more

Noah Stewart
Noah Stewart

not all.

Zachary Collins
Zachary Collins

A lack of helthcare so. A lot of people are sick all the time

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

Went to disney with family a few years ago
More shit than india, absolutely disgusting..
At least one turd per ride and the smell was everywhere
no one said a thing like it was normal

Jordan Thomas
Jordan Thomas

Where the fuck in the u.s. does that happen literally never seen a grown adult shit themselves

Wyatt Watson
Wyatt Watson

no need to imagine

Dominic Brown
Dominic Brown

youtu.be/abkC8cs1u4s

Jack Ward
Jack Ward

that looks like a shadow

Daniel Baker
Daniel Baker

Spiderman spammers are getting dumber and more confused. There's a an active pedo thread right now and you're shitting up a literal shit thread. Jesus christ, anon.

Tyler Garcia
Tyler Garcia

I thank you for the effort anon, but this is nothing compared to which the likes of which I have seen.

Sebastian Wright
Sebastian Wright

imagine smelling some of these pants haha what do you think they'd smell like haha I think it'd be funny to smell them what do you think haha

Aiden Carter
Aiden Carter

they can't smell it because it smells exactly like they always smell

Caleb Jenkins
Caleb Jenkins

Because there is no time to be sick.

You get shit your pants sick? Tough shit. Go to Sam's Club, pussy.

Our country is so busy 'fueling an economy' that it can't squat/sit down long enough to shit like human beings.

Dylan Morgan
Dylan Morgan

there is just so few spidey posters now. there used to be a lot though

Elijah Perez
Elijah Perez

Why do Eurabiafags wipe their asses with their left hands? Legit question.

Levi Barnes
Levi Barnes

Why do Indians have designated shitting streets?

Ryder Ross
Ryder Ross

Yes. You're spamming this thread because you don't like poopy pants.

Matthew Nguyen
Matthew Nguyen

create thread on Sup Forums
get upset when spiderman hijacks the thread
continiously post about how upset you are
faggots pls leave.

Camden Torres
Camden Torres

Thats orlistat and wont make you shit like that, you're talking about steatorrhea which isn't the same as incontinence (althought some may be caused, not that much, only a little bit of oily substance may leak from your ass)

William Baker
William Baker

First thing I see when I wake up is a thread about pants shitting

Aaaaaand I quit

Ian Ross
Ian Ross

Americans don't know how a solid quality turd feels like

Isaac Cooper
Isaac Cooper

Underrated post.

Zachary Moore
Zachary Moore

Retarded superstitions and nothing else.
The left hand is considered dirty for some sort of unga bonga reason.

Samuel Morgan
Samuel Morgan

I shit my pants when I was 18 and fat as fuck. It was a wake up call so I spent years working out and getting in shape. 7 years later I’m in shape, and I work at a gym. I shit my pants about 2 months ago though. Turns out I have Crohn’s disease.

Charles Johnson
Charles Johnson

/r/ YOU GOT TRICKED

Samuel Harris
Samuel Harris

NO.1 reason why I dont go to public pools

Luke Long
Luke Long

You’re just jealous you can’t attract a mate with your stinky ass spackle.

Angel Edwards
Angel Edwards

More hottie thotties

Caleb Reed
Caleb Reed

be me.
6 yo
playing outside the village with friends
having joy
bursting into laughter for some reason
feeling it is about to come
trying to reach my bike to get away from the others
couldn't make it
shit myself
had to find new friends

Brandon Richardson
Brandon Richardson

o/

Isaac Jenkins
Isaac Jenkins

I that real?

Sebastian Brown
Sebastian Brown

holy shit these are so funny, i forgot these existed plz post me so i can steal thnx

David Sanchez
David Sanchez

yes. because she is hot af and the fart-colored pants make her seem more human

Angel Carter
Angel Carter

thanks turbo tard

Lincoln Johnson
Lincoln Johnson

I really didn't want to open the pic. I shouldn't have opened the pic.

You fucking smell it?

Aaron White
Aaron White

OK Freud

Hunter Baker
Hunter Baker

lol those salty american spammers probably shit their pants too

Alexander Stewart
Alexander Stewart

is it over?

Parker Roberts
Parker Roberts

Someone had to do it I suppose.

Jayden Ramirez
Jayden Ramirez

Yo nigger. I’m not the most fit body in the world but I’ve never had Sergent Major stripes in my drawers

Maybe I’ve never really risked it on a fart

Ryder Torres
Ryder Torres

Sup Forums/thread/757063232#p757063232

Thread soundtrack

Nathaniel Mitchell
Nathaniel Mitchell

no sense of a healthy diet on either end of the spectrum. americans either make their diet out of processed fat and meat, or qinoa and shame.

how about you just eat some fresh food and go a little easy on the butter? fucks sake.

Thomas Ramirez
Thomas Ramirez

last time that happened I was driving home for uni break and had the runs, didn't need to shit but definitely needed to piss. No gas stations anywhere so I just went behind a tree, felt a fart coming on as happens during a magnificent piss, and it wasn't a fart. Squirted right into my underwear. luckily I had other clothes so I got cleaned up and changed. American had nothing to do with it. Walking around with nasty pants like original picture is fucking gross.

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