Restaurant etiquette, a nigger's guide

restaurant etiquette, a nigger's guide

>There is ALWAYS a problem with the food.

>ALWAYS eat half of the food before >demanding something else you will eat only >half of before requesting a refund.

>make serving staff leave to find condiments that are already on the table

>DO NOT TOUCH THE FOOD, if people at your party ordered items that take different times to send out WAIT do not touch your food then when your last part member gets their food demand to have ALL OF THE FOOD REMADE!

lets complete the rules lad's

seriously I feel like nature documentary cunt when im working at the diner, I observe the niggers mannerisms and compare them to white people,Asian people, anyone else and its the niggers out of all of them that love to make shit difficult. I once saw a baby niglet and I handed him his pancakes and the behavior i saw was odd, you know how as a child we look to a higher authority before making an action to be sure its ok? well this pup looked to its mom first, the mom looked to the baby with a nod of confirmation then the kid looked to me with a grimace and said "ah don wan dat" and shoved the plate. THEY TEACH THIS SHIT TO THEIR KID niggers love to make people's lives hell in the dinning setting.

>steal a roll of TP from the bathroom they wouldn't put it out there unless they knew you were gonna take it
>couple of forks and spoons in the pocketbook
>insist the Hennesey you ordered isn't actually Hennesey or is watered down
>3% gratuity
>complain to manager on the way out but remember which one he is because you're coming back next week and don't want to scam the same guy twice in a row
>take a big handful of the mints

>if it's worth ordering 100 dollar's or more worth of >food take the ones place and 10's place off for >example.

NIGGER TIP CONVERTER
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bill: $376.00 tip: $3

What the fuck is with your use of of the > 's

You're a retard

Niggity nigd don't know how to nig at the nignog niggerhut

> remember when you need to do meth hide your feet in the stall by sitting on the tank of the toilet
, dont say anything when it breaks under the weight of your fat ass.

THIS HAPPENED TO ME

they're free, like your waiter's service, s'o feel free to u'se as many of them a's you like

>make sure to be as loud as possible, disregard any other guests

I also had this idea for some kind of a movement to get waiter's paid more but.... its gonna hurt. basically you start a huge political campaign were you encourage everyone not to tip waiters.

waiters will leave restaurants because they cant afford to work there.

out of desperation the restaurants will give waiters a minimum wage.

have been thinking about launching this thing for a while now ...

pretty much all you would need is a kick starter styled video with tingy faggy music and about a 1000 dollars worth of facebook add's and a page.

While fucking around with a phone at full volume...

wait a second! I just realized something. normal tip is like... 20% of the bill they take away the ones place and the tens place... holy shit! they thing thats what 20% is they arent being rude niggers just dont know math! I figured it out! the nigvinci code has been solved! quick let's re educate them before it to late!

>ask for every discount available
>laughs loudly enough to bother other customers
>if you even suggest a tip, flip their shit

i work at a buffet and the shit they do is ridiculous
also why do a group of them insist on wearing the same t-shirt or t-shirts that label them as a "birthday squad" or "queen's entourage" like holy hell are you guys stupid enough to get lost in the same place??

I noticed this as well, I think the most degenerate shirt I have seen is the "bitch " shirt or some variant of the word like "queen bitch" "nasty feminist bitch" "queen bitch" you get it... feminist's kind of remind me of how in those Halloween special cartoons you have witchy character's that praise bad or gross things then cackle about it when the friend affirm their nastiness. like "im a mean hairy feminst...." then everyone cheers same shit.

but back to the niggining, I actually dont interact with them at work, im a food runner so I get a unique position to observe them like im in a nature documentary and sort of study them without being distracted serving them. its sort of neat because you get a neat outlook on negro psychology

>dont like the music playing in the venue? well blare your own!

like 3 different times, my old boss refused to buy a metal toilette

>always request hot syrup or ask about hot syrup when you know full well it isn't hot. remember its up to you to make sure you waiter is in fit condition it is up to you to make them run around with a number of redundant task's

>Drinks 30 glasses of strawberry lemonade and gets nigger triggered when you're not refilling it fast enough

As a waitress I can confirm that the only time I have ever been sexually harassed it was by a nigger

>do not talk to the waiter when they bring food making a gesture as to were to place the food is ok but never speak to them.

>implying niggers can afford to eat at restaurants

>then complain that you dont want the food you ate a quarter of they when put the food in the wrong place because you didnt speak

They can't. That's why they complain. They hope to get their meal free. And they never have enough to tip

>always try to get a refund
or sit next to a window seat so you can make a quick escape,

gotta save them nigger pennies

>Leaves a 2% tip
>Still thinks the server wants their number

fuck man you're lucky

i have to be the host and cashier so i have an up close and personal interactions with these assholes. their behavior is so bad that the waiters and waitresses ask us not to place any parties of black people in their section.

The last one is on you and the kitchen.

The rest is accurate. But don't lean on bad customers to hide your own shortcomings

>ask for plastic silverware

>ask for a hot cup of water to clean regular silverware.

>Ask for paper napkins

>Tip in change

Fucking Americans

I will never tip, not a single dollar, for you to do your job. If your job doesn't pay enough for the work you do, get a different job.

This idea that if I don't pay extra money directly to the person responsible for the meal I'm already paying for is absurd. To think that there are people that would purposefully do a worse job because you won't pay them extra for it. There is no other job like that. If a guy is installing my hard wood floor in my house I don't expect him to do a shit job unless I slip him an extra 50.

For that matter, why am I tipping the waiter anyway? For walking my food to me? Well what about the cook that made the damn food, why doesn't he get a cut? I mean, if the meal is fantastic because the cook is so good at his job why am I rewarding the waiter?

The worst part is the entitlement. I wouldn't be so annoyed by it if it weren't for the jackasses that feel entitled to extra money. I still remember drinking at a bar in a restaurant, I didn't order anything spectacular, maybe like two beers, and the bar tender took a while on the refill, but I saw he was busy so I didn't complain or anything, guy was at work. I pay my tab and leave saying thank you, to which he replied with, "thank you don't pay the bills." I had no idea what he meant until my 'Merica friend told me about the tipping or whatever. I had a long conversation with the bar tenders boss after that, explaining the problem, because if you think you're going to passive aggressively say some shit to me just because I didn't give you a little something to buy your own drinks and drugs later, and I'm going to let it go well fuck you buddy. You're at work, do your job, I'm not your boss, if you want more money talk to them.

I don't dine out in America for this reason. Too many stories about entitled, and disgruntled restaurant employees fucking with customers because they didn't tip enough, or making fun because they tip too much, it's all such bull shit.

(You)

>a quarter of they when put the food
did you have a stroke?

true my dude, I get paid pretty well just a lil bit above minimum wage, and I see the animosity and how much being a server bugs the waiters and I think the same thing. just find something else. why stick with something that makes them miserable?

Fucking non-Americans

Stay home and eat canned food for all we care. We like tipping waiters and waitresses. We don't do it for them; we do it for ourselves. You are too dumb to understand that. Go back to your cold lands, beat off under 15 layers of clothing and then bitch about the USA. We're used to it and we don't care.

>then complain that you dont want the food you ate a quarter of when they put the food in the wrong place because you didnt speak

thanks user

>while complaining about the restaurant's music
>while complaining about how there's not enough space at your table from other guests because you can still hear them

>I don't dine out in America for this reason.

Yeah, you just heat things up underneath bridges with sterno to avoid dining out when in "America".

Pic is a sight you must be used to.

I'll put my nigger lips on your pussy

that makes no sense because the only group shittier to serve and who give less of a tip are the Jews

1000 dollars in facebook ads would buy you one clickbait ad for an hour. Only to appear on some mom and pop diner page. Lulz.

>be me
>19 and no I won't post tits (atleat until I get my acne taken care of)
>working at the local IHOP (the place of pain and suffering)
>Stereotypical nigger family walks in
>mother is probably 600 pounds with three kids
>the youngest is wearing a heavy coat (its fucking July)
>order 60$ worth of pancakes and eggs
>as i serve another table I see the kid in the coat staring at his mother and then grab every container of syrup and stuff it in his coat pockets
>I bring them their pancakes and notice they smell like rotting squirrel wrapped in road kill opossum topped with vomit
>the first thing they do is complain about how the syrup is gone
>i saw you take it
>their response is "imma call da pOlice on yo ass"
>some of the people who work here are criminals and so they police wouldn't question it
This is Omaha Nebraska so the police don't put up with blondes or niggers
>get them more syrup
>they eat all of the food
>time for the bill
>the first thing I hear is "IMMMA VEGITARIAN I WANT MUH REFUUNDS"
>ask them to leave
>they refuse
>after 30 minutes of arguing they leave without paying
>as they leave the mother pulls her pants down and breaks a sign and proceeds to shit on the floor
>And I mean a river of liquid shit
>As they walk out I hear "I SHOULDA MADE YOU LICk ME CLEAN" and "I BETTA SEE YOU LICKING IT"
>might I add she was looking right at me
>I step out to confront her with a coworker
>we ask her to pay for her food
>"AYYYO YOUZ RACIST AN SHIET
>she gets in her prius with the nigglets
The fact that she drives a prius makes me want to strangle her
>she proceeds to drive out as fast as she can
>hits an old man on the way out
>he's fine
>she was stopped by police 5 minutes later for waving tape over her license plate

>having*

I agree with you a hundred percent I guess the problem is server pay is like 3 bucks at least in my city, so the servers are gambling if that makes sense? you could get paid 3 bucks and hour and possibly make your rent in a few short days from tips. or you can have stable income. we dont have living wages in america like they have in japan or other places. but your right anyone working an honest job should get the things they need to live. deep inside I know the tipping system is fucked up so I really only tip when the servers kind of cool. thats why I have this idea to fix the way the industry works written above

found the nigger

dude jews are much better

Pics 10, 11, 13, 18 and 26 explain America perfectly

yeah better do a publicity stunt... like have parties of niggers wearing will not tip shirts going from place to place ordering shit loads of food only to not tip for any of it. people would quit and it would cause a stir in social media then the news would get involved. we just gotta piss the right people off

It's doomed but tbh this is what needs to happen to fix a fucked up system that restaurants use to underpay staff and advertise fake prices. Imagine the same where else. Cheapest groceries in town but have to tip the cashier 20% because they're paying her $3/hr. Anywhere else you take it and re-imagine it with the tip / underpay the staff model it is laughable. We've just been conditioned to do it this way because tips, which were originally meant as a little extra way to say thanks, got jumped on my greedy owners who lobbied to be able to cheat minimum wage. What a bunch of kikery.

>Acting like all recipes for good food in America didn't come from Europe
>Americans think simple European cuisine is "gourmet," which is actually a term for a person with a discerning palate, and only actually makes since in English as "a gourmet meal," or of a kind or standard suitable for a gourmet.
>thinks it's a privilege to pay extra for the macaroni and ketchup they call "gourmet pasta."
>claims someone else eats canned food as if all food in America isn't processed and altered at the genetic level.
>thinks someone else is dumb
>stay home

Oh, I will most certainly stay home. Enjoy your fancy meals out you fucking idiot.

We niggers are still better at sex tho. Can't deny that. We don't tip because yall racist.

so your telling me that you have never been out to eat?

you have never been to a subway? fast food place? never go somewhere for lunch break? hmmmmm

>relies on customer socialism for an income
>implies I live under a bridge
>has never traveled out of their home town

I'm not paying you to do your job you entitled prick. Now go get me a drink or I'll have your job pleb.

But I would still love you with acne, it's not a big deal.

The most talented comedian on the internet .... you a nigger ?

OK, Eurofag, let's break it down.

A restaurant has to pay payroll taxes. If they were to charge more for the food and pay their waiters a reasonable wage, not only do prices increase and sales go down, but their payroll taxes go up, and they go up more than the sales tax on the food prince increase could ever cover.

As a waiter, I don't pay taxes on what I earn as tips. I pay taxes on a percentage of my sales. If I sell $1000 of food and drink, I'm going to be paying taxes as if I received $180 in tips (18% of sales). This is whether I actually earned that much money or not, and on top of whatever taxes I have to pay for my regular minimum wage salary.

Let's see how this plays out irl:

I sell $1000 in product and am going to pay taxes on $180. But my tables were filled with guests like the ones described in this thread (blacks, Jews, and Eurotrash), so in actuality, I only collected $150 in tips. Of my tips, 10% go to my bussing staff: delivering your food, clearing the plates. $5 goes to the dishwasher (who has the worst job in the house.) $10 goes to my manager and concierge staff who handled your reservation, sat you at your table, processed your check, and smoothed over any incidents. I'm responsible for buying and cleaning my own uniform, including specialty items i would never have owned: apron with the restaurant logo, maybe a tux if I'm catering. Some restaurants demand unpaid training.

150-18-15-5-10=$102
minus the costs I incur (uniforms, unpaid training)

I'm selling $1000 over an 8 hour shift and earning $12/hr. The restaurant owner is saving money on payroll taxes, the bussing and managerial staff do not claim the tips I've paid them, I do. And all for what?

So YOU have some flexibility as to what you can pay. If your dish was $10 + tip, you can pay $12. Or you can be a shitty human being and just pay $10. Or, if you would like, the restaurant owner can decide to charge you $15 flat.

But keep complaining, bitch.

Your defense is calling me a waiter?

That is some weak trolling. You just abandoned the whole "visiting america" angle like that?

so... lets come up with the next big thing to hit the news, we get a bunch of people like atleast 30-20 march into ever place all over america cause the shit then the idea gets seeded into every american that they shouldnt work a job that wont pay them minimum wage. more people will stop tipping almost to the point of not being a thing anymore restaurants will close and people who serve for them will leave them forcing jew boss to change ethics or he will have to serve himself. what will we call it?

And it's always some obscure rap song that sounds like it was compressed to hell and back.

He's right though. It's a system so stupid that the rest of the world laughs at it. It's 100% restaurant owner kikery. And you're doing their bidding when you defend it you mush brained faggots. It's basically a business model where the owners get to not pay people and guilt customers into coughing up extra to pay them out of a sense of guilt. Only Americans fall so easily for this kind of bullshit.

operation out to lunch is a go some one send it to Sup Forums

operation, out to lunch....

who wants to discord me. im dead serious, lets get this thing rolling.

You dumb bitch, my first post was about eating out in America.

Are all Americans illiterate too? Or is it all the fat that makes it hard to read?

...

so do you eat out or not?

we wanna know user, what do you do you eat if everything is shit?

I don't need a defense. You claimed that I live under a bridge because I don't want to eat at American restaurants. There is no reason to take you seriously.

discordgg/p5HEt9E here we go lad's making the round table now get in this thing

Why is this the norm with you burgers? What are the origins of such a shit system? As a fucking leaf waiter, I am paid minimum wage and tips are just bonuses

>what do you do you eat
you Americans need to eat better, you're having a stroke at the keyboard.

what I eat is whatever I feel like cooking. I can get over the bad food, everywhere has bad food, but I'm not paying some teenager extra money for walking a plate to my table. Someone else can pay them to do their job, it isn't my responsibility. If you want more money, get a better job.

get.
a.
better.
job.
you.
dumb.
fuck.

your wages are not my responsibility bitch

Bump so I can read this amazing thread after work

>always bring your family of 9
>have no manners at the table. You paid to be here and eat how u want not how witey wants.

>As a waiter, I don't pay taxes on what I earn as tips.

Tax evasion.

dude join the operation and ill copy paste it to you, discordgg/p5HEt9E here we go lad's making the round table now get in this thing

Then why defend yourself. Over and over again.

What's funniest is that you ARE American. Probably fat too. That's why you don't dine out in "America", you ask mom for drive thru.

>tfw working in a private club with mandatory 18% gratuity on EVERYTHING

Post tits with acne please also great green text.

Grape or orange soda early in the morning.

Oh damn

Better call the cops man

he racist

>understands the system and is still defending it
>obviously worthless person that can't land a better job
>calls other people that don't want to participate in this fucked system a shitty human being

fucking burgers

same fag

Black people are notoriously known for being degenerates at restaurants. Ask black people themselves. The ones that try to do better are literally embarrassed of their race. That being said, I'm more concerned about the racist American's in this thread that are getting demolished. It's hilarious and sad at the same time.

Sure

As a minority mi self i can say that i fucking hate niggers, their culture is complete shit.

with every ounce of salt accumulated we have proven why operation out to lunch must happen...

>disgruntled restaurant employees fucking with customers because they didn't tip enough

How do they know in advance that you don't tip enough?
Unless it's your regular diner/restaurant I mean.

Or do they preemptively spit in your food, just in case you should eventually prove to be a poor tipper?

>where my strawberry lemonade at
>I want that steak well done
>snuck in my own bottle of liquor
>the birthday girl ends up with 5 bottles of gas station moscato
>the one lady in the party by herself that pays cash and shorts a dollar
And the famous line that has come out of every niggerpatrons mouth:
“I don’t like this”
This is what MLK fought for

Demolished by what? apologist rhetoric?

They do give it away. An experienced server would know.

Most people aren't savvy enough to hide their intentions, much less a bad restaurant customer.

Fucking idiot

Chkd and i used to work as a baker for 3 years. Cakes,bread,scones,bread ect. We would throw out our day olds and cut offs. Niggers would swarm that shit. And if i pulled the doughboy shift (3am) they would still be fighting over expired loaves. These are people with jobs. Mothers. Niggress' need to stop the 8000 dollars per year on hair shit. Thank you, to chris rock.

I have actually seen a bunch of bartenders get pissed openly at a guy when he came in, I asked why and they explained he's an asshole and doesn't tip... the bartender was shitty to him and all he wanted was like... 1 beer before work or something

>They do give it away.

Hunh, how 'bout that.

Provide examples?

because I got triggered by the tipping system and then fell for your bait.

but who I am doesn't matter, user, only the content of my post.

say whatever you want about me friend, it changes nothing about the stupid American tipping system that the rest of the world laughs at.

shopped pic

sad

And this was not a regular patron?
Just some dude who dropped in, a one-time thing?

You'd imagine telepaths would be able to get a more lucrative job than work a bar.

Also, what's with Captcha and bridges today?!

>leave without paying