OR SOUR CREAM!

OR SOUR CREAM!

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Best Lara Croft that never was

I'll give you some sour cream

And I thought Christmas only came once a year.

I'm uncut, and when I don't wash my member for a week it looks like a curd factory when I draw back the foreskin.

how did she get so ugly so fast

Magnificent DSLs too

Reminder that the line as originally written in the script was "Looks like Christmas is coming early this year!"

Too much tanning & smoking, same thing that happens to a lot of women who are reasonably pretty in youth. Turns the skin to leather.

Disgusting. Maybe the Jews were right.

>Looks like I'm coming inside Christmas this Christmas

Really, Michael Apted?

I'd sour her cream, if you catch my drift

Well holy shit I just watched this movie 3 hours ago no joke.

>"She's not into men. Trust me."
How did that security guard know this?

Besides she sure fell for Bond very fast.

>Goldeneye > TWINE > DAD > Tomorrow Never Dies

I put DAD second to last because I think the first Act was a 10/10 before the Ice Palace Act.

>Looks like I'm jerking off in a corner while Christmas takes BBC in all three of her holes this year.

>Besides she sure fell for Bond very fast.
Well they all do
Remember he converted a lesbian in Goldfinger

>I never miss

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He should've shot Christmas instead

>He should've shot Christmas instead

Would have been difficult from that angle

Ah, remember when bond films were fun? None of that brooding sociopath nonsense.

>typicalscientist.jpng

>le lesbian meme
Fuck off roddit

>le lesbian meme
>Fuck off roddit
What did he meme by this?

because the guard and several others probably tried hitting on her and she rebuffed them. Assuming they're a lesbo helps to protect your ego

Yeah, I miss the Brosnan era

The bitch made him choose between her and his duty and assumed he didn't have the stones, she was wrong

I also love his line after impaling Renard

>She's waiting for you

holy fucking kino

carmen was mega hot

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did you even watch the fucking movie?

richards looked like a 2 dollar hooker compared to sophie

What a great set up. One of the better moments in the Brosnan trilogy

I like how it's implied Renard is going to rape the shit out of her later
Most villains are too prudish for that

>nobody posting the webm from the cut scene in starship troopers

feels bad, man.

>0:07 to 0:11
>walks like a complete slut with a large case

not a fair comparison, most women look like cheap hookers compared to Sophie

Denise Richards was still hot as fug

> tfw no crazy gf to do false flags with

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does she get nekkid?

I always wondered why Verhoeven would hire someone like Richards and not get her to take her clothes off

would you?

yeah

Well why didn't you just ask friend

>and when I don't wash my member for a week

Yeah, that might be your problem.

wew

Sure?

still would

just so that I could say I fucked Denise Richards

Why she look like that? too much growth hormone?

You could also say you stew in Charlie Sheen's aids.

that too

compared to any other average 45year old she's still pretty hot. i'd tap that if i were my dad

not bad, still would but dead eyes, dead smile

>TND is worst

Do you hate Asian women or something?

Personally I couldn't stand Teri Hatcher
Jonathan Pryce was solid as usual though, it's funny how some of the worst Bond films have the best villains (see also Moonraker, View to a Kill)

Kinotherapy.
Hopefully the next Bond is as cool as Brosnan

yeah if you compare her to any other 45 year old she would blow them out of the water. I mean shes almost 50 and has looks at least, plus shes obviously making a unintentional face in the photo. I could only hope my future wife looks like this at 45. Bet her pussy and asshole is still firm and nice

ohh damn you are right, she would have made a much better lara croft then spoopy skeleton. shame she never showed us her rockin tits, i would have came buckets

>yeah if you compare her to any other 45 year old she would blow them out of the water.

This one's 62.

>shame she never showed us her rockin tits,
Dude she gets them out twice in Wild Things

Show me 2 other 62 year old women that look like this that aren't ultra celebrity status.

Go ahead. Just 2

she was so fucking fine, but that horrible case of zero ass... and that stretch marks fuck what a shame

Jeri Ryan is 48

I don't have to. You clearly said
>yeah if you compare her to any other 45 year old she would blow them out of the water.

I compared her to someone even older. Maybe next time ease on the hyperbole.

>Masako Mizutani
Not 60+ but still older and looks better

>Jung Da Yeon

I like having an unwashed penis.The smell is very intriguing, sort of vinegar-y and fishy, very cool. But then on the other hand when I don't wash it, all the smegma accumulates and the big guy ends up looking like I had dipped it in curdled milk.

Nn

Elizabeth Hurley and Jennifer Lopez.

my new jawfu

>Shu Qi
>Better jaw
>Better lips
>Aged better

You should take into account that this chick probably took a shitload of drugs with charlie sheen. I think she should look worse probably

>most women look like cheap hookers compared to Sophie
It's true

Yes, but Dizzy aged much much better

true dat

>the countless times I jacked off to this scene as a teenager.

Precious memories

Shu Qi is still an ultimate QT.

That scene, Basic Instincts and Sliver wrecked havoc on my penis back then.

Why is that hairstyle so hot?

>she will never pegg you

what is called anyway?

A librarian bun?

I suppose

Maybe it's the anticipation of her "letting her hair down" for sexy fun time

I always a Neeve Campbell man myself

You never saw her topless huh

>ywn be prime charlie sheen fucking prime denise richards

why live

Just watched Starship troopers again yesterday and didn't have this scene

I have but what can I say, I love her anyway

I'm not familiar with this scene either. Could be a deleted scene.