You can't fire me

>You can't fire me
>I JUST DID!

I DUN A FUNI TOWD AGIN

>Hey buddy i think you got the wrong door, the leather club's 2 blocks down
>fuck you

>You can't fire me, because I quit!
>You can't quit, because I just fired you!

>For the love of god, Jhonny, you risked civilian lifes to catch the guy! Man, if you weren't my best officer...
>Why don't you take one or two weeks off? Don't worry about the money

>Main character blackmails boss into paying him without even showing up to work

If course some faggot would make a smiley glasses Pepe

lmao

man, there are some DANK pepes around

>If you kill him, he wins!

>you know how to use this?
>no
>just pull the trigger

>You're fired!
>No wait I still need you..
>You're rehired!

>YOU CAN'T FIRE ME
>I QUIT

>character is shitposting on a indonesian woodwork board
>expects to discuss movies
>get kinos
he he heeeeeee

Fumb Drogposter

>If you kill him, you're just like him!

IF YOU DON'T SHARE...

What's in his teethies

Justin pls

sjust like peppe likes it

PURPUR ISH SHOOT YOOOOOOOO

Quality thread.

Jesus, how many Pepes are there by now?

over 9000 XD

Name one movie that does this

american beauty?

Okay now name eight flicks, fourteen cinémäs, and a motion picture that do it.

Feght klehb.

>tell me?
>He'll kill me!!
>so will I

Faat Kluhb

Epic

Foot kloob

here in our country you can't just fire them like that there and then like what I see in american tv shows. you must have a probable cause for firing them and / or must present a serious issue on the reason you're firing them or else you'll get sued.

do american companies really just fire people on the spot?

> Give me 72 hours to do x
> I give you half

EL VEGETO XDD JAJA

you can fire people on the spot, you just give them a severance pay. you look for reasons and issues if you don't want to pay out severance pay

good, if you quit they don't have to pay you the money you would be owed when fired
>ever since your kid died

Underrated

>girl beats up antagonist extras
>"Hehe, you learn a lot when you grow up with 5 brothers :)"

no names jump to mind but I recall a lot of movies ending with MC blackmailing their boss to give them a vexation or other stuff, not "pay me without me showing up" level but still. look for movies with fuck up Mc's

ITT: Things that never happened.

sounds like something Cat Grant has said

>but can't you see, you are me