What's this hairstyle called?

What's this hairstyle called?

faux fifty

The Scorched Earth Policy

50 year shadow

Is he trying to FAKE a receding hairline?

The "I Got Alexis Bledel Pregnant"

Fraser

The JUST

The Hell's Bells

yes, for his character on Mad Men back in the day

The "Steady Job". Something you know nothing about.

he's trying to be one of us

SAVAGE

gimme that "dead owl laying face down" senpai

...

The Front Lawn Mowed By Rust

He looks more like Eraserhead every day

El Justo.

Photoshop

Isn't it? Is this shit real?

If so, wew, he's fucked.

Its called the "I have a receding hairline but I'm going to shave it even higher so it looks like I'm doing it on purpose but in reality its killing me inside knowing I'm getting older"

Post Ironic JUST

In case you didn't know. He had to shave his hairline back for his character in Mad Men, this is after filming, when it's started to grow back.

The "I'm an actor and it requires me to do humiliating things".

who?

Oh snap.

the "JUST Pretending"

If your hairline is 0 or you're not receding you don't belong here.

It's a sign of masculinity and maturity, women subconsciously are attracted to it by instinct.

he got it shaved for the role of Pete in Mad Men who started balding in...was it season 5 or 6?

that's the JUST haircut

Underrated

>tfw wasn't retarded
>tfw will never have to desperately rationalize that losing hair is actually awesome and manly and how happy it makes me to be a man and just shave it off

the idubbbz