WW1 Game
Part 2
Just state your country and the country to attack.
0, 1 and 9 get one province.
Dubs get 3 provinces.
Trips get 7 provinces.
Quads or higher completly conquer the target.
Trips or higher can also establish a new country or revive a country that died earlier. State the name of the country and the position, it gets 5 provinces.
You can invade by sea if both you and the target have a coastal province.
Serbia attacks Bulgaria!
british friends, we must eradicate the portugese! italy launches an offensive in portugal
Serbia attacks Portugal
also italy tries to retake the province taken by the french, if dubs also corsica
Greece attacks Sicily
Jesus H.
Portuguese schoolboys boobytrap their anuses to blow up the British occupiers when they attempt buggery.
Dubs get 20 provinces said the OP
Italy got dubs but only took a couple provinces?
thefak
luxembourg attacks french fucks
reroll for corsica
Serbia still attacks Bulgaria
After a standstill in the fighting Denmark prepares to attack again. The Kalmar Unionen must be reborn!
Gooo trips!
20 provinces for dubs was only one time
roll
Portuguese housewives boobytrap their public hair to blow up Italian occupiers when they come over for garlicky spaghetti
UK pushes north into portugal
this was only for one double
Greece continutes to attempt to control the med and is eyeing up Sardinia after taking control of Sicily
greece bro i thought we were friends ;( .
also italy continues offensive in portugal
Denmark really dosen't have any offensive succes atm, but Denmark keeps trying!
Roll dubs!
re-roll
Groningen(the netherlands) conquers germany
the stranded Portuguese battalion in Ireland makes a desperate run for Dublin.
italy counter attacks greece to retake lost territory
Portugal => Ireland with tears in our eyes
The Danish Army is getting restless. They need to attack!
Come dubs!
...
Don't pretend it's really Italy.
Greece continutes to roll for all Mediteranian islands.
Portugal eastward into Spain, in an attempt to beat anyone anywhere
good,good,now Serbia attacks Albania
Serbia rapes Albania
italy retakes sicilian lands
ejjjj
rerawl
good one,bro
Gottem brate
Portugal => Spain
Just trying to find something to eat
portuguese street kids unite, and trick the entire british occupiers into dropping their drawers, home defense force kicks out the brits
Serbia attacks montenegro
germany attaks netherlands
Serbia now attacks Bulgaria AGAIN!
Greece continues its island fetish
luxembourg attacks belgium
roll
Denmark sends it flotilla of Olfter Fischer-class to Stockholm, and starts to bombart the city.
Go dubs!
rawl
they might be the niggers of italy, but they are still italian( theoretically) italy counters the grecce attacks
portugal wins one province back, tries the same tactics again over occupied portugal (against brits)
Because of rough weather the Danish Fleet is delayed.
Go dubs!
Glory be
A new general at Portuguese HQ rallies the people to hurl the Brits into the sea
Greece invasdes Sicily
italy attacks hungarian lands
Greece attacks turkey
re-raawl
italy invades greece
...
Austria
Italy
Take everything for what they've done.
portuguese intelligence allows a sapper to ruin british fortifications in the south of traditional portugal
After being pushed out of "nigger italy" Greece puts its efforts towards Sardinia.
France attacks Spain
Pantsless orphans achieve what Lisbon's finest commandos could not, and Redcoats go home
Oof
also italy counters greek offensive, stop it with your degenerate island fetishism
Serbia completly destroys albania
reroll
on the success of their missions, portugal rallies troops both aiming to oust the british once and for all
Denmark is still preparing a major offensive in Sweden, but it takes time.
Goo dubs!
Serbia attacks Bulgaria!
After failed campaigns at sea Greece pushes its eastern boundery further into the ottoman empire
Germany sends Lenin to Russia and collects some free provinces.
the Portuguese people hail the victorious commander as Supreme Leader and enlist by the thousands to wreak havoc on Britain
fuck you Lenin
reroll
Denmark considers alliging themselves with Netherlands in order to gain a extra push in Sweden.
Go dubs!
Spain attacks France
portugal rallies their orphans and pantless street kids forming a new brigade: the kidish defense force out for complete british supression.
HAVOC I SAY HAVOC
PORT => BRIT
leave the goat fuckers alone! italy counters sardina's invasion
luxembourg stabs belgium to death
Spain still attacks France
Serbia invades Bulgaria
Negotiations failed. Denmark is still waiting for the perfect moment to strike!
Go dubs!
italy surrenders to germany
germany attacks netherlands
Spain attacks France one more time
the minor upset completely reversed by portugal when the KDF comes into view the brits run in fear of pantsless kids!
kek wasnt me that time.
Greeks realising their norther border is scray double their efforts in asia minor
Bulgaria attack Serbia
Denmark finally decides to take action. Denmark attacks Sweden,
since this time we failed, Spain attacks Portugal
after countering the greek offensive at the cost of many live, italy tries to do a final offensive against austria-hungary
The tide turns, the Portuguese mend their boats and send a division of ragamuffins to Bristol to hit the English where it hurts
Serbia counter-attacks Bulgaria
Spain attacks portugal again
re-roll
germany is still attacking netherlands.
...
portugal's kdf march against remaining british strong holds. this war will be won!
not this time pal. Italy continues attacks against austria-hungary, while tring to negotiate a peace with the greeks
It is slow progress because of the terrain. Denmark keeps the pressure.
Go dubs
Serbia attacks Bulgaria