Ok Sup Forums i need help, me and my girlfriend are currently freaking the fuck out.
So last night we got drunk, popped some xanax too, and then had sex. I came inside her in a condom, im 100% sure about it but the problem is that its the last thing she or i can remember.
This morning she tells me she has weird feeling inside her. We are 100% that the condom got stuck inside her, probably slipped out of my penis while we fell asleep.
We searched the ENTIRE house for the condom, all we found were just box and a plastic seal next to a bed, but not the condom.
We tried so many different postions to reach it, but the problem is that i have quite short fingers, and she is deeper than average.....and i cant fuckin grab it, despite it being a magnum size.
To make it even worse she is not on a pill...is it possible that she can get pregnant?
Seriously im running out of ideas, i need help. Im dead serious.
Lucas Harris
you douche
James Rodriguez
lel
Matthew Collins
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Liam Ross
Have her squat with her butt facing you then you have to reach inside as deep as you can. It will come out eventually, then go get plan B.
Liam Jenkins
fist her lel
Lincoln Robinson
She can get pregnant.
Morning after pill and if you can't reach it idk man, go to a doctor who can stick his hand all the way in her cootch or something, you cuck
It's also possible you did the right thing and are just panicking
Cameron Flores
This!
Landon Kelly
Lube and perseverance.
Pretty sure you could get your whole hand up there if she relaxes.
Colton Jackson
>attach claw apparatus to dick >douse with spermicide >insert >remove condom >???? >PROFIT
Connor Russell
First post best post
Hunter Williams
OP here.
Tried this already. Im sure i felt something with the tip o a middle finger.
unfortunately plan B pill is only prescription drug in my country.
Jace Gray
Op again
The is soo incredibly stressed with that whole situation that im having hard time fittig even 1 finger there.
Jaxon Carter
Lend (however this shit is called) from your neighbor, watch in the summer licking the grease out of his fingers with taste on BBQ party
Noah Williams
Make it a sexy time instead like trying to fist her and stretch her slut pussy out
Joshua Young
OP
You need to find a tall black friend. He can get it out for you.
Benjamin Rodriguez
Well dude only thing to do is keep trying. Just like someone said I'm sure you can get a whole hand in if she relaxes. Just get it out anyway you can lol without causing damage. But best to go to hospital anyways to get plan B just in case to save the worry
Daniel Davis
Op here
She went tho the shop to buy something long thin and dull so it will not damage her.
Also i thought about washing this fucker out of there with shower hose full pressure. Do you think it could work?
Caleb Smith
unironically this.
Aiden Cook
Inb4 ops girl is a nasty slut who hid the condom and is just trying to get diddled for 3 hours straight no rests
Jayden Butler
This happened to me recently. I too have short fingers, so we couldn't fish it out, We immediately went to the CVS and got plan B, and then went to urgent care. Funnily enough, right before she was due for examination, she peed it out.
If a condom is left inside it can produce an infection. Get plan B and get to urgent care ASAP
Eli Fisher
go scuba diving lel
Jaxson Hernandez
You might push it up and around her ovaries so it could go further. Her walking might be helping so try again normally. Gl op
Kayden Stewart
Op here. Have some good and some bad news.
The good is It fell out on its own as she was walking home. The bad is that it means the cum could have spilled inside.
It smells so fuckin bad tho and looks like it melted a lil bit. Can upload a pic with timestamp
Julian Barnes
what the fuck are you waiting for? timestamp that shit
Owen Anderson
Get a toilet plunger. Have her plug her nose and ears, and start working the plunger. After five minutes, turn her over and start working the plunger on ass, to create a backdraft. After another five minutes, pick her up in Heimlich hug, squeeze vigorously, and condom should fall out. If not, wash, rinse, repeat.
Henry Allen
A vagina is 6in deep when aroused. Wait until she's not turned on and then stick your fingers in there with Lube or oil
Kevin Morales
have her take the morning after pill >it's what it's made for
Noah Walker
>Can upload a pic with timestamp DO IT NOW FAGGOT
Blake White
You should just keep fucking her for the rest of the month without a condom since she's probably pregnant anyway.
Luke Hughes
Still no timestamp fag
Zachary Cooper
Only one thing to do if you can't get plan b. Filly a turkey baster with bleach and inject her to kill the sperms.
Joseph Ortiz
let me giver her mineshaft
Wyatt Martinez
My neighbor became pregnant because the condom got stuck inside. She's preggo for sure if she doesn't take plan B pill fast. I'm not lying, it's quite common actually. Google it.
Lincoln Baker
I have dubs, I'm not lying
Hunter Russell
Op here. Sorry for taking so long. The smell is just so foul i couldnt stand it.
Landon Morales
Jesus mate are you Cumming out custard?!
Cooper Peterson
wow
Gavin Davis
I can't tell if that is the condom or the aftermath of a hazmat suit that got damaged in the search.
Ryan Murphy
Just buy Plan B you uneducated fuck
Wyatt Gray
she has a major yeast infection
Nicholas Edwards
>uneducated fuck still gotta get that shit out of there to prevent infection, dumbass
Brayden Thompson
Op here.
Why do you think so?
Andrew Long
I gaged, is that cottage cheese?
Jace Allen
Doctor here. Plan B or Congrats, it's a girl/boy/twins ! in 9 months. Choose wisely.
Blake Reyes
The fucking scrambled egg on the outside, you dumbass
David Perry
because there is what looks like cottage cheese on it
Owen Parker
Nasty Fucking yellow shit
Had to happen. Tell that bitch to shower clean it with fire and holy water
Jaxon Hughes
You're fucked
Eli Smith
Drugs are bad, Mkay?
Justin Carter
Jesus Fucking Christ user!
Grayson Thompson
I'm keking like a motherfucker right now. Thanks op.
Adam Hughes
Too nice. That is more than a yeast infection that was in deep. She got infected by the condom gangrene hardcore right in the pussy and she's a nasty bitch. In a bad way. A medical professional has to fist with pussysoap
Dylan Perez
Put me in the screen cap
Brody Howard
mfw im eating eggs and see this
Blake Barnes
Can't even tell if that was anal or vaginal, your girl's got a yeast infection in one of them though.
Lincoln Morgan
And a change to her diet
Alexander James
What the fuck if wrong with your girl OP? Is her digestive system connected to her vagina or something?
Dominic King
Someone screen cap this scrambled egg pussy custard
Julian Wright
Have her do a hand stand. Fucking kids these days!!
Bentley Brown
>"Fist with pussysoap"
Zachary Lopez
Topkek. Someone screencap this shit
Samuel Ward
Shove a firehose up there and crank it to max until it comes out her nose.. Shit needs a full flushing.
Asher Parker
Dude doctor now. You should know by looking / smelling that this is not good....
Luke Long
get a wheat light and go get that condom.
Carter Evans
shitpost
step your game up next time faggot
Carson Cruz
Just have her squat and squeeze kinda like her vage muscles and it'll come out. I heard this from a professional sex talk show (Loveline).
Austin Bailey
>didnt even read thread
Chase James
hey op
medfag here
if accessible to you guys in terms of price or insurance I would recommend going to Planned Parenthood just so she can confirm it's only a yeast infection.
Does she have any irritation? Itchiness? Is her labia or vagina inflamed? Does she have discharge? If so what color and texture?
Does she get yeast infection often? First time experience?
When (if she did) did she notice symptoms?
They are so common and nothing to worry about, and can easily be taken care of with even something like real cranberry juice. There's also plenty of external use creams for irritation and suppositories for nuking.
Cooper Murphy
>...the problem is that i have quite short fingers Kek you know what Marco Rubio says about guys with small hands
Kevin Lewis
I tried to think of something professional but all I could think of was Clorox and Colgate
A douche does nothing to that yellow. I'm trying to think of the pussy equivalent to dick cheese. There is a lack of words
Connor Hughes
Welp
Ian Morales
found nudes of ops gf
Owen Collins
>got drunk and popped Xanax you must be 15
Carson Jenkins
>757088307 you are literally the dumbest fucking kid around. you shouldnt be reproducing anyways dumbass you sound like you're 12
Parker Perez
you dont know anatomy at all huh?
Jaxon Walker
Is your girlfriend a chink?
Parker Hill
bait as fuck
Luis King
bro your girls pussy is nassssssssttttyyyy as fuckkkkkkkkkkk
Jaxon Powell
>REAL cranberry juice
Fuck. >external use creams That is vomit deep in her pussy like 6inches in
Michael Sullivan
Magnum size? There's your problem.
Austin Walker
Ok.. so you want the condom? Wait 9 months but with the condom a fucking kiddo shows up its ok just throw it in the bin :)
Owen Gonzalez
Peed out a condom? Either youre in the wrong hole or just fucking stupid
Dylan Rodriguez
> push it to her ovaries You're kidding right?
Samuel Morales
Oh fuck.. should've waited 9 months...
Mason Thomas
holy shit user, just suicide at this point omfg
Grayson Myers
Grab range infinite
Justin Carter
Custard is a type of yogurt ice cream sold at expensive restaurants
Cameron Brown
Words of experience and wisdom
Mason Davis
enjoy your new baba op
Noah Taylor
i'm seriously fucking laughing my ass off
Cameron Smith
That's why I don't use condoms
Liam Peterson
if ever experienced something like that I would anhero
Easton Parker
Guessing white but there is a strong case for Indian
Hunter Gray
I'm a gigolo and I don't think you can pay me to do what you've just done
Kayden Roberts
Seriously
Wyatt Richardson
Fuck.
John Johnson
don't they sell "morning after" pills in your shithole country?