Boston Red Sox vs. Baltimore Orange Ducks(Orioles) Game thread

Best fans in sports edition

Red Sox line up:
1. Pedrioa
2. Benintendi
3. Betts
4. Helmet
5. Bogaerts
6. Moreland
7. Rutledge
8. JBJ
9. Vazquez
Pitching: Kyle Kendrick

Baltimore line up:
1. Smith
2. Peanut boy
3. Monkey Machado
4. Davis
5. Dumbo
6. Schoop
7. Kimpossible
8. Hardy
9. Joseph
Pitching: Tyler Wilson

GET YOUR OWN GIRL FAGGOT

Second for Wendy

Literally lmaoing at both Boston and Baltimore.

stop

Rev up those shitposts

will anything happen tonight?

Can't wait to see what kind of reception Nutboy gets tonight.

Also, I am so happy that Eck has been in the booth throughout this homestand

S T A R W A R S N I G H T

>Steven Wright out for the season
YES

I doubt it, but Cuck Shitwalter might have a bitchfit about "muh umps, muh boston"

Farrell's going to miss his favorite pinch runner.

Same I'm super gay for Eck

why is there a consistent leaf in each Red Sox game thread?
are you on the bandwagon because the Blow Gays suck?

Racist Red sox fans don't even deserve a team tbqh, they should move the team to Montreal

its on sportsnet tonight but I'm just here for the memes

Go Sox!

Wright rambling rn

Eck's laughing and having a good time, unlike the gloomy gus he is sitting in for. He'd be whining like a bitch about all the turmoil.

montreal is full of dumb smelly frenchmen though

@75708932
shit b8, but you think frenchies will like melanin enriched gentlemen any more than us?

This ain't how we used to play baseball back in the day I tell you what

>Kyle Kendrick
This was the kid from spring training that was elite, in case you forgot.

Player Eck literally wouldnt think twice about putting a heater on the ear flap tho

I'll never forget the time someone left a can of soup in Campbell's locker. Good times.

first pitch homer btw

He had some hairy cheese.

>all AAA pitching matchup
wew

when did this ducks meme start?

What inning will baltimore fans start posting?

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Go dad :3

Whatever inning they might take the lead, then the inning after that will be excuses and arguments that "Lol nothing was happening so we werent posting"

whenever stores that accept EBT close

The fielding clinic continues.

elite dad speed

Nice

IT MAKES YOU SICK

outraged

>be nutboy
>slam bat into the ground on popup

lol nice trash start you retards
>Red Sox """""""defense"""""""

the third basemen >we have are a fucking disgrace

How does this nigga have a gold glove at first he literally refuses to be clutch

>boston fielding

PLEASE FIRE JOHN FARRELL

THIS ERROR BULLSHIT FIELDING RETARD SHIT IS KILLING THE TEAM

PLEASE FIRE JOHN FARRELL

LOOK AT THAT POOR REDSOX

MACHADO JUST TRIED TO MURDER HIM BY RUNNING INTO HIM

E-5, E-5, E-5

thank god Davis is a fucking blockhead who can't do shit

So my questions is why hasnt there been a team meeting called to address the error problems. It's all just poor fundamentals

literally 70% of the errors made by this team have been made by the third basemen

...

Is Kendrick elite?

Kek nice job orange ducks

>only 12 pitches

BUT HOW

whew. What's up with the Panda? IR or just collecting splinters?

Red Sox need to trade for Moustakas

Every day it becomes worse and worse

IR for being a fat dipshit
Currently blowing bubbles in the dugout

you can have danaldsan once he's off the DL ;)

Will they accept Sandoval and Abad for him?

Jenny Craig

he got a booboo :(

i bet benintendo screen-peeked when he played the vidya

>red sox have the worst offensive and defensive 3rd base statistics in the entire lead

Makes you think

Also the most errors as a team in the league with 26 now

>5.14 ERA for Norfolk
>called up

gulp

Shit. He looked pretty good for a week or two.

tendies homer

Yankee fan here. Going to enjoy watching the shitshow happening in Boston tonight ha ha ha fucking racists and orange ducks

>Hardy is a 3X Gold Glove winner
lel didn't look it last night

Wilson has a nice ass

sorry i'm here so late, did i miss anything

He was absolutely fuckig horrible what the hell are you on?

Offensively he was HORRIBLE and defensively HE WAS EVEN WORSE

Why does Eck keep verbally fellating Machumpo?

Eck tends to do that for superstars of other teams

He wants to go national

DELET THIS FAG

His numbers werent that good but he came up with some big hits when we needed them

I can't un notice it now

>t. mo'Lester

Sure are a lot of cucks in this thread. Unreal how the Sox fan base has turned against based Remdawg.

95% of the time he didnt, beside that meme homerun against the tigers

He was batting below .200 and he had 4 (FOUR) Es in like 10 games before getting hurt

What the absolute fuck?

He had one homer against Detroit that was clutch, pretty sure he blow a Blow Jays game with his errors

Fuck off tripfag

i CAN'T stop staring at that ASS!

Damn you. Damn you to hell.

I told you bro

LMAO

TYBX
TYBH
what a heads up play

>OUT PLAYED

BASED HANLEY

BASED BOGAERTS

ABSOLUTELY

OUT-FUCKING-PLAYED

KEK

MY FUCKING SIDES

>ORANGE DUCKS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MEMED ON

NOICE

>this spaghetti

get meme'd on, ducks

Send Davis down to AAA

Nothing triggers me harder in baseball than a botched rundown

GOOD BASE RUNNING BY BOSTON?

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

>baltishit

the game moves too fast for that second base n*****

>AlEast fielding

>Good

More like the eternal 4th ducks were even more retarded than xander almost getting pickle'd

C'mon ducks

When is the next time we play Betapoor?