Everything i try to do only ends up a bigger disaster than i could have possibly imagined

everything i try to do only ends up a bigger disaster than i could have possibly imagined

i just fucked some shit up now

i want everyone to fucking die in a fire

Sup Forums is the last place i can go to where everything isn't fucking terrible

fuck you if you say an hero

i really need Sup Forums more than ever

>Sup Forums is the last place i can go to where everything isn't fucking terrible
Fucking kike kys on stream
Sage and hide

oh my god.
stick a shotgun up your ass and fire. you make niggers look like people i want to be friends with

What did you fuck up?

Cont

do i have to explain
if this gets more than 100 replies okay i explain in detail

>niggers are people
I give you 39 keks because you dont deserve the whole 40

Don't tease me like that... I need to know before going to bed

i mean they are
(barely)
>7571115937
okay ill explain in a sec post ending in 50 and i explain

if you want us to even give a shit then you have to explain.

okay fine here comes

you arent alone. im at a personal low point as well. just when i think life couldnt get less enjoyable, it does. i now understand why people kill themselves. i didnt used to understand how anyone could do that, but i get it now. good luck.

>post ending in 50 and i explain
Bait thread
sage an hero

kys faggot

how fucking dare you

here it is
>in a store with friend
>be asking store person about an item
>friend is high as fuck
>"i can get return" i ask
>"sure" so she gives me the money
>my friend runs into me laughing and we both fall over laughing
>money everywhere
>niggers come at money (this is fuxated neighborhood)
>kick one over
>store security attempts to stop niggers
>nigger i kicked gets up and punches security and gets tased
>rolling on floor laughing
>realize i am high
>lost $130 and almost lost friend because he got mad for no reason

okay so i posted it i AM NOT esl i speak english but have to internet

That's it?
Actually kill yourself, you're not even with the data space it took to write that greentext

YOU SEE THAT NIGGERS I DID IT ASSHOLES YOU HAVE YOUR FUCK UP STORY

Not that bad, at least you didnt lose a friend

yeah that really happened you see REAL LIFE can be boring

THAT REALLY HAPPENED

thank you there are good people on this board

Fake and gay

fuck you I ACTUALLY FUCKED THE FUCK UP only reason not behind bars right now is because it was niggers

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again fuck you I ACTUALLY FUCKED THE FUCK UP only reason not behind bars right now is because it was niggers

Mehh, it's alright user

not a made up story if i was writing it to be dramatic it would have involved hang gliders but this is a real story

>writing true stories on Sup Forums
Get off my board niggerfaggot

good bait but no

For Sup Forums standards that actually pretty tame. I was expecting much worse.
Literally just google "Best of Sup Forums" and you'll find people who've had infinitely worse days/lives than you.

Kek cry more fag

yeah but i just out of college
GUY WAS MY BEST FRIEND WE HAD A FALLING OUT OVER THIS STILL OKAY KIND OF
i took the bait. fuck.
done crying. Sup Forums has warmed my heart.

>done crying
Good. Sage and die.

>stubs toe
"i want everyone to fucking die in a fire"

MY FAMILY WON'T TALK TO ME THE NIGGERS AT THE STORE ARE THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG YOU FUCKING NIGGERS GO THE FUCK BACK TO NIGGER
i'm done
MY FAMILY WON'T TALK TO ME FUCK
YOU FUCKS FUCK
really done now

THAT'S IT? you kicked a nigger?

my family won't talk to me the niggers aren't the worst of it.

*sheds tear*

boohoo are you 14 or are you just a huge faggot?

wow "Faggot" yeah we had a PHYSICAL FIGHT over NOTHING this is real feels you fucking baboon

is this bait or are you for real? nobody can be this big of a pussy

can a thread's creator autosage it? this was good and heartwarming Sup Forums but now it's getting worse

kicked a nigger -> wants to kill everyone

again i got into a physical fight with my family over just about nothing. they started it and won't talk to me and the feels are real. how do i autosage.

>the feels are real
i wanna kick you, man. i really do.

yeah well kick a nigger instead. it's better, trust me.

haha? up top, bro?

wow yeah up top! that was an epic win.

Wow. Someone should screencap this.

Big whoop, you lost $130 and you have a funny story to tell. Get on with your life and start forgiving yourself-you're not as much of a screwup as you think

Wow thanks.
Sup Forums is a nice place after all, i guess.

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this is dead let's go to the tendies thread