When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex. Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities . It was over before it even began.
Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about
Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.
THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU ITS OVER
Cameron Foster
hahah like i would give a shit.
Tyler Roberts
There he is. There he goes again Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little cuck thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass so you just click submit? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting "epic" chad memes. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic copypasting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “CHAD. CHAD. CHAD!.”. You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’lI ever be.
Joseph Taylor
you replied
John Collins
Can we stop with this shitty copypasta
Henry Hernandez
Preach user
Zachary Barnes
/thread
Jace Reyes
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Michael Foster
As much as this is bait, you're right.
Tyler Cooper
I was the short nerdy guy in HS.
The quarterback of the football team is now asst. manager at McD. Meanwhile, I've got my J.D. and drive a Benz.
What that means, is one day, he'll be literally serving my kids fries. Think about that. Feels good, man.
Camden Parker
Who the fuck cares, teenage sex was always an awkward mess for everyone involved.
Joseph Lopez
lmao you wouldn't know the first thing about it.
Owen Torres
I fucked everything that was drunk, fat, or ugly. The ugly ones did put a lit of effort into it, but the hot drunk ones were the best.
I'm shocked all I got was the clap, herpes, and some hepatitis thing that pops up once in a great while.
Still good as new!
Logan Allen
> someone will procreate with you
Isaac Rivera
cant afford a pass. ha
Kevin Gomez
I will take the bait, 1 early 20 is way better then 15. The sex I had in my 20s was better then the sex I had in high school.
If anyone tries to tell you highschool was the best years of your life is lying to you, or a bata bitch or both.
Ayden Foster
What if you were a "baby dragon" in highschool, and later on in life you become a bigger and bigger dragon? Then one day you are an enormous powerful and terrifying dragon that can eat all the other dragons and pound as many dragonettes as you want? You can still get the purest dragon pussy when you are an enormous dragon, and you can crush and eat the smaller, younger dragons.
t. big dragon.
Christian Robinson
Well if you are 30 and she is 15, even better!
William James
Attractive high school male here. I was the quarterback and I had sex with: my female French teacher, female biology teacher, my female biology teacher. All of these teachers were between 28 and 32. I also had sex with four or our schools cheerleaders (one was a dude and he was hot and flexible!), I had sex with my best friend's sister and mom (not at the same time). Today I'm 39 and haven't had sex with anyone except my Fleshlight brand penis masturbation in 14 years. I'd rather be having the new experiences now than fapping to my old year book.
Carson Carter
>THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU ITS OVER
Sup Forums has more normies now than ever. Been here since 2008. I had sex at 15, got married at 23 and I'm still married to my wife and have three kids at 30. I was in the military for a while now I'm a cop. I'm mostly here for the rekt threads, but the 10/10 threads aren't bad either.
Ryder Turner
OP is a faggot
Ryan Richardson
OP you forgot to say the midget is your bitch, you just fucked her and it was so cash
fucking copypasta faggot
Owen Garcia
1. Nice copy pasta 2. this is not my thread and I'm not OP 3. you pasted this shit in reply to me like 5-6 months ago 4. so yeah, nice copy pasta.
Ian Howard
and now you're wasting your 20's spamming this on Sup Forums.
Juan Hill
spiderman thread.
Xavier Gray
>OP peaked in High School
Enjoy a miserable rest of your life in search of the "glory" days Leaving high school was the happiest day of my life.
James Parker
>What that means, is one day, he'll be literally serving my kids fries.
And fucking your wife while you spend your life at work
Adam Smith
im so glad i dont have a kid. thanks for reminding me that most early bloomers are settling down OP! not a faggot this time!
Wyatt Richardson
Daily reminder:
The girl standing on the helmet in OP's pic is a 30 year old roastie now with two kids with two fathers, no husband, monthly checks coming in good order, and no serious career or romantic prospects because of her choices in life.
OP is wrong. The fun doesn't start until your mid-late 20's.
Oliver Kelly
Nigga knows whats up.
Nathan Clark
It's one of nature's cruelest dichotomies. I wish I had known what I know now when I was 12 or 13. That young virgin pussy would have been a great thing to have, I'll admit. A great trophy.