What is it like to have a girlfriend? Im turning 30 next month and the only sex ive ever had was with prostitutes

What is it like to have a girlfriend? Im turning 30 next month and the only sex ive ever had was with prostitutes

underwhelming unless you're in school and don't have to worry about her coming home from work all pissy

>What is it like to have a girlfriend?
Most overrated thing in the world.

yea but i want sex all the time. is it different when u have a gf?

Then you should get fuckbuddy.

i dont have any self confidence thats why ive only ever had sex with escorts

see Your time for a better life has come, friend

ive had a fleshlight. the difference between fucking a piece of silicon vs fucking a real human being is something you cant re-create.

once they move in the sex basically stops

You're doing it right. Women are insane piece of shit morons. They can't drive, hook up internet, figure out WiFi or cook a simple meal.

Miserable. First 6 months are great but then its all hell.

If you ever had a girlfriend you know there a fuccking cunt

then you're about there
I used to pay my fuckbuddy 20 bucks for gas to come get fucked while I was in college

i pay my regular 300 for bareback creampies

>had one that was great but i fucked it up.
>then had like five or whatever and it sucked.
>am in a relationship for a year now.
>am 30.
>she's like the greatest person.
>totally worth it the horrible experiences from before.

this guy knows it, no matter what some one says all women eventually turns the relationship to hell, DO NOT DO IT, just have reg fuck buddies and keep things chill

thanks for the reminder newfriends that i shouldn't focus on women

yea but even i know women dont want that. also someone gets attached. hell im attached to my regular

women are retarted and crazy. gfs are overated.

How does someone get a fuckbuddy Sup Forums
tell your experiences?

I'm turning 30 soon.
>Married 5 years
>together 7 years
>been cheating on her for 2 years

This is life....

Overrated as fuck.

My old one was depressed.
Was a good fuck but had to stay over in my flat alot during my first year at uni.

She was a massive distraction and basically annoying af when she stayed for anytime over a week.

It really depends.
Upon your personality and hers, ofc.
Am only 21, but I know what love is and am still suffering from a relationship that ended nearly 4 years ago.
Having a girlfriend and love aren't worth it IMO. While love is the best feeling ever, when it ends, it becomes the worst feeling you can imagine. To me that is not worth it. Since then I've only had casual encounters. Except recently, I have gotten feelings for a fwb. Fuck, when I'm with her I'm happy but when I'm just by myself it really doesn't help all too much. Fuck this shit man. Trust me just stay single and be very careful of who you acquaint yourself with.

a lot of effort and restrictions

>that's why they never made it past girlfriends

same, married, for 15 years, been cheating for 10 years on the wife and 6 years on the side chick

its like having a dog
always somebody staring at your food while youre eating, hair everywhere, they constantly want to go "outside" or "back home"

Fuck buddy is okay, girlfriend is a burden. That's the golden rule, Sup Forumsro.

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>What is it like to have a girlfriend?
Not as good as you've been told. For the first month or so it's awesome. As time goes on the relationship becomes a drag. The sex is the best part and eventually the sex becomes the only part that makes the relationship worth while. Until that gets old too. It's the consistency that makes it hard to give up even as you walk around all day wondering what other women's pussies look like at work or in restaurants. As a single guy, you have no idea how much freedom you have. There's loneliness before you go to bed, but euphoria the rest of the day. It's not that great having a girlfriend.

Wow. Shockingly good post on Sup Forums.

Lot of bitterfags in here. If having a partner is such a burden, you've done a shit job of it.

Welp. Scrolling through and I had to screencap that. Well said. Extremely accurate.

it's just like having sex with prostitutes but a helluva lot more expensive

agreed this should be stickyed somewhere and posted daily to remind our Sup Forumsros

are you fat or short or no self confidence ?
you would know in high school how things are, you should find someone you get a long with, friends first if you stay pass 3 months then make a move, if nothing happens dont even bother she will probably be complicated. IF she goes for it, go on dates and make it official, then go from there.

and check yourself for STDs, if your gonna catch something dont pay to get it

Yeah ty for making that screenshot, saved me the trouble of doing it. Truth

im ugly with no confidence. high school sucked for me

Are you overweight? Trust me. Losing weight and getting a haircut along with find a look that's right for you (sexy nerd with fashionable glasses for example) will compeltely transform an ugly guy to an average guy. You can add 2 points to your score on a scale of 1-10. And that's at a minimum.

This.

The sex stops at some point, and you've got all her annoying complaining about every shit all the time.

Stupid things you have to do for her, she littering your home with shit, and you've got no sex.

Talking on the phone with her friends the whole day, and you've got no sex.

She got her period, gets fat and you've got no sex.

She is tired from work, and of course you've got no sex.

She dress up real hot for going out, coming home tired, quick change to her baggy look, and you've got no sex.

Should i tell you that you've got no sex?
It's just annoying.

All the women blaming, simplistic retarggots (retarded faggots) in this thread are not real men. Real men are intelligent and capable enough to handle their women systematically, that is, to recognise that sex and relationships are dynamic wholes and if there is an problem with "all relationships" you are in then you are literally half the fucking problem.

Once you are mature enough to figure out what you want out of sex and relationships (not what society or your lame ass breauxs tell you you should want), then you are in a position to find a partner that suits you and collaboratively create a fun, supportive, and sexy relationship.

It won't be good all the time because nothing is, but you can at least make it so the good times are awesome and the bad times are "meh" rather than total disaster. You can fuck them and cum in and on them and also have good convo and whatnot.

The world is open for you to create good, new setups with other people. If you are a close minded bitter, unintelligent fuckwit then your relationships will reflect that. Better yourself. Train yourself. Then help other people have fun with you.

Or at least stop being such whingy fags, fuck.

At least i've got my vasectomy done, so i couldn't end up with a lifetime burden and a women who got really fat and do not work anymore