My Grandad died today Sup Forums...

My Grandad died today Sup Forums. He was very much a father figure to me and I was closer to him than I ever have been to my parents. The idea that I'm never going to see him again is making me want to commit. Please hit me with your best shit posts so I don't have to think about it

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Thank you

The important thing now is to take one thing your grandfather said to you and stupidly build your entire life around it. Even if it's some stupid shit like him complaining about his soda being too flat that one time right before he told you how much he loved you; you go out and make sure no soda is ever flat again. This way you will honor your very specifically cherry picked memory of him and make your life's purpose fully retarded.

Here in my garage with my pasta linguini, but you know what I like more than pasta linguini? Macaroni. That's why I bought 7 new cupboards and filled them with over 2,000 new Kraft macaroni and cheese boxes. It's like the master chef Betty Crocker said, "the more you eat, the more you pasta." Now maybe you've seen my ted ex talk where I talk about how I eat a box of mac and cheese a day. You know, I eat a box of mac and cheese once a day not to show off, again it's about the pasta. In fact, the real reason I keep this pasta linguini isn't to show off. It's a reminder that wet noodle dreams are still possible. Not long ago, I was in a little town across the country, eating spaghetti scrap from an italian restaurant dumpster, no culinary arts degree to my name. But you know what, something happened that day that changed my life. I bumped into our lord and savior, the flying spaghetti monster, hallowed be his name. He showed me what he did to become a true pasta lord. Now this isn't a "get pasta quick scheme". I'm not promising you that tomorrow you're gonna go out and buy yourself some pasta linguini, but what I am telling you is, it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I record a little two minute video on my website. Not too impressive, like I said, it's on my iphone, but it's real. So, I'm gonna give you the three most important things you can do today. Invest in macaroni. Always start your pasta cooking with a rolling boil. Don't be a crooked noodle.

This is a fantastic idea. He was actually complaining to my dad that Morrisons pineapple juice tasted like shit about two hours before he died. Guess I need to drop out of my compsci degree and do a degree in pineapple juice to fix morrisons

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