What kind of pills and how much would I have to take to off myself?

what kind of pills and how much would I have to take to off myself?

Is that your ass?

Pills are a stupid and ineffective way to suicide. Jump off a building if you want to be really sure.

yeah I'm too pussy for that. I just want to take something and die in my sleep

Never works like that.

even if its a shit ton of them mixed with alcohol?

You'll throw most of it up and fuck your liver

that's ugly

And on that note liver failure is a slow, horrible death. It's what kills most people who try to kill themselves by overdosing on paracetamol.

Get some help, talk to someone.

So basically you're just a whiny baby that wants people to feel sorry for him.

sage

I'd take this guy's advice. Don't do anything stupid, seek help, it's out there

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Take 100 chill pills and then you will just be cool

s/o dross on some coño shit

do you have to call or are there any ones you can text

What country are you from? I'll find you a text/chat based format

the US

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And please don't kill yourself. This world sucks, but it gets bad before it gets better. Hang in there dude.

I'm just hurting really badly

Go to a farm supply store and ask if they have cyanide tablets for groundhogs. Mix them up in a blender with your favorite booze and lights out

This is a crisis text line in the USA

1 suicide pill

thanks

Hang in there my friend. Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Whatever is going on, it will get better.
Make sure you give them a text

it gets better, i was there a year ago and im much better

Same, at the time it felt like it would never ever get better. But it did, one day at a time.

ill try, thanks again

Can you post more pics of this girl first

Well, take a viagra and fuck life, show it who's boss and don't quit it. Just keep going, it.s gonna get better

dont do pills it will hurt take a long time and you probably just end up near dead in the hospital for days with destroyed organs etc

fentanyl you can buy off the dark web, supposed to be a very peaceful way to go. you just doze off, your heart stops beating and your breathing slows to nothing. 2 mg is supposed to be the lethal dose, its pretty cheap. the only thing you have to worry about is your supplier and getting legit fentanyl. which is a pretty big if. its also very illegal unlike weed i think they crack down on it a bit more

the important thing here is you give yourself agency. dont let anyone here tell you not to donit, theyre not going to help you, most people will just try to hurt you.

It's not gonna be fun but just shoot a fuckload of heroin, which probably won't be much since I assume you don't ride the horse. So, affordable.

Someone who would try to hurt you is someone that would encourage you to kill yourself. It.s pretty logical: suicide = highest form of selfharm. So you can choose.

Plus the length of time it takes for you to find it, figure out how to do it, and actually preparing it will give you some time to think. Any suicide attempt should take a bit of ritual. Cause you'll probably back out.

Dozens of ex-lax tabs. Think of the funny story at your funeral when friends ask "How did he go?"

Get Xanax from the sketchiest people you find. Chances are it's laced with fentanyl.

Aspirin or iron. Two bottles of either. Both are lethal in those amounts and would cost less than $8