Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find a black man fucking your girlfriend
Wat do?

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Kick her ass out and get a new one.

Kill myself. Although it wouldn't take much for me to do that

Assert dominance. Start fuckin the black dude right in the asshole

jokes on you I'm single and lonely

Tell my friend Tyrone his wife says he needs to go get the steak for our cookout, and that he needs to get another box of rubbers because I used the last one.

>>Walk into your bedroom
>>You find a black man fucking your girlfriend
>Wat do?
Stand at the doorway and admire the beautiful intimate scene for a few moments. Then walk back out and quietly close the door and give them their privacy.

Kick the bitch out and fuck the black guy

Shoot him, hit her over the head with a rock because that's what I told her I would do if she ever cheated on me. Then drive around shooting as many ghetto trash Black dudes that I can find before the police catch up to me.

Old school man with brain heart, a can see he didn't drink soya milk

Watch

I shove my cock in the nigger ass and yell: "choo choo here comes the pain train"

Kill myself. I hate my whole life and I think I only could find peace shutting me down forever

Seriously at this point I'm beyond jealousy and would stick my cock in her mouth and help him wreck her before throwing her shit on the lawn the next day

Tell her I hope it was worth it because it's the last night you'll spend in this house, grab the essentials and spend the night at a mates place.
She can eat all the tacos she wants but other sausage is off limits.

10/10
i kek'd

This... I clicked this thread to post this very thing.

put my buttplug in and start jacking off my girlfriend

Return animal/slave to the cage with a punishment.
Return the animal/bitch to the cage with a punishment.

1/10 b8 I replied

Kick them both out cuz im single and loney so people fuckin in my bed is weird af, thats after i take a video and jack off a couple of times

His race is irrelevant. But I'd drug them both, and chain them up in the dungeon. Then over time I would slowly dismember them, forcing them to watch and then eat the other body parts to stay alive. Maybe knock her up and make them eat the babies. Keeping them alive and suffering for years.

Or.. I'd just leave, I dunno I don't want to commit to anything so would probably just tell them to fuck off and start over.

Or would I? mwahahahah

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Shoot the both of em

I have bean bag rounds for my shotgun... probably use those

>>Walk into your bedroom
>>You find a black man fucking your girlfriend
>Wat do?

Walk out.
Lock all the doors and windows.
Set fire to house.
Toast marshmallows on the embers. Enjoy the rest of my life.

niggherlover

The only choice, really.

I get pissed. If he gets pissed, I yell youtube.com/watch?v=RF__MbPaLCg

throw both the filthy fucks out of my house. Disregard women, acquire currency.

Well, considering I just kicked her lying ass out for cheating on me to begin with, it's not surprising.

So first, of course, I'm grabbing my gun. I mean, a nigger did just break into my house. I'm not kicking them out though, oh no.

Next step is to get the recording equipment set up, and restrain both her and him to the bed. He'll have more freedom of movement, but I'm not letting him run off. This nigger is gonna get put to work.

Once they're properly secured and recording is on, I tell that nigger to start fucking her and not to stop until I tell him to, or I'm going to shoot his balls off. While he pounds her pussy, I'll face fuck her just so I have something to do.

From there, I just won't let him stop until he starts cumming blood. If he gets soft, I'll make him put a cock ring on, pump him full of viagra, and keep going. His nuts will be dust by the time he's through, and once he finally gives in to exhaustion and passes out on top of her, her cunt will be filled to the brim, and she'll surely be pregnant. Any overspill I'll make her lap up with her tongue, then I'll probably make her clean the rest of the house just for the hell of it, and then kick them both out naked into the street. If the nigger did anything to piss me off, at this point I will shoot one of his balls off just to make my point, though if he obeyed I'll probably just let him go.

The recording I send to all of her family and friends, so they know what a whore she is. The nigger of course is going to run off, which will leave her to raise her black bastard child by herself with no job and no child support.

Man you gave this some thought

if i had a gf, she'd be dumped on the spot.

would cut ties and be glad that i didnt get married.

in any case, prenups are important. its often a guy from work, so they say.

wonder when I got a girlfriend
wonder when I got a bedroom
wonder why my nigger is out of his cage

join in, im bi so this kind of 3way is gucci

Masturbate

call the police and have him prosecuted for statutory rape.

Let's see; 12 capacity...
6 to his chest. 3 at her head. One to my dome.

I'd hope my wife wouldn't find out lol

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