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Gators get that big anyway...

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Freedom

Even their lizards are obese.

let's look at what's in sweden's baltic sea coast-

OH SHIT, NIGGERS!

JESUS. That's a big one. It's kind of sad though.

Where was he going? Whatever he was looking for he isn't going to find it. He's dead for sure.

>girls like this post on Sup Forums

Our water has gators, which we can shoot with our guns.

Your street has muslim rapists, and you don't have guns.

does it even swim in salt water?

nah?

didnt think so cunce

That gator is everything coming true from my seven year old fiction fantasies. What a great time to be alive.

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pray our lizards dont go to Tokyo, Tojo

I've seen bigger crocs in my toilet

nice dubs
being a chad or stacey is a two way street
on one hand everyone wants to fuck you
on the other hand everyone wants to fuck you
its a little hard to have decent discussion with anyone other then your family and friends (mainly opposite sex) when they all want to fug you

We used to be afraid of giant monster attacks.

Now we fap to them.

>USA

no, just florida.

its fake you fucking moron

Only on /soc/ and Sup Forums.

Alligators, obviously. They're not dangerous, just leavrvthem alone and they'll leave you alone.

They are hungry time to feed them swedes and muds. We got bears and wolves and coyotes too.

That cock warlock is from /fit/

Life...finds a way.

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

Yea nah

eh

"YAMATE!" isn't going to save you this time from the lizard people, Shiro.

Its hard to have an interesting conversation with women desu

We've got them in The Great State of South Carolina too.

>We used to be afraid of giant monster attacks.
>Now we fap to them.

Those two things aren't mutually exclusive.

alligators are common in florida golf courses. Even looking at the tail movements / lighting is a dead give away that it's not CG. Would have to be some hollywood tier CG.

This happens all the time its Florida and why would it be dead? They dont shoot gators for walking across golf courses.

OH GOD MUH TEST

Where does a giant alligator walk around?
[spoiler]Wherever it wants.[/spoiler]

It's fake.

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how did no one immediately point out this was created in after effects?

Not real.

You wouldn't want to be anywhere near a gator that fucking big.

Alligators aren't as bad as niggers. Plus we don't have to feed 'em.

I work for the coast guard (as a pc) and i can confirm that alligators are this big.

The office i work at in st augustine is full of them.

Honestly this is much bigger than the ones at the work but i have seen ones that big before in those alligator farms, they are very docile creatures if you respect their space, they definately dont go out of their way to attack humans

That looks like one of those reproductive males from gator farms, sometimes due to floodings and storms they manage to escape from their farms and end up in the wild. That is probrably the case here.

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U aint seen nothin mate

>This happens all the time its Florida and why would it be dead? They dont shoot gators for walking across golf courses.

Because if he's walking across a golf course it implies he's walking from a forested, wet area, to an area that's likely to be civilized. There's no habitat for him over there.

wew lad

this is true
its mainly because women are vapid cunts and dont share many interests with men

but to be fair more often then not if a woman can hold a conversation with a man sometimes the man notices this anomaly and tries to peruse the woman for being different
so staceys browsing 4chin makes a little sense, until they reveal themselves that is

>Florida

No surprise. Florida is like the Australia of the states.

Arkansas reporting in, we get a news story every so often of somebody rolling up and having a fucking nasty day with one.

Florida is like Australia's little cousin, not as bad but still have to watch him when he comes over to visit you

Ft. Myers here

There's gonna be gators no matter where you go in Florida. I've almost stepped on them while bass fishing (based American pastime)

How many people did that gator rape, Sven

>Florida
Of course there's gators

Common sight here in FL.

As everyone already pointed out--fake. FL here.

Also, sauce?

Thats bigger than any croc I have seen. JESUS!

He a big boy

Tampa Bay reporting in.
pls send me a Sup Forums gf lord kek.
It will keep the depression at bay

What if you have to poo or pee really bad?

Look at this cheeky cunt thats always staring me down.

Hes only about 6 ft long

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fake

>based American pastime

Agreed, catching white bass in the White river is like therapy, when your not reeling in fucking cottonmouths or about to step on lile 5 rattlers just getting on the damn river bank.

thanks for making me laugh, Japan

her beauty is not enough, a pol user deserves more. Nice try grill but you need to make an extra effort if you want me.

Comparing a crocodile that's slightly larger and completely in the wild to a massive fucking alligator that's strolling through a golf course is no comparison at all.

lol

That's an alligator. We have crocs too though.

Gators are in our water.
Yearly open season on big snakes too, because freedom.

>MFW thats a fucking Dinosaur

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Renekton taking a break from jungling.

jesus christ that's a fucking dinosaur

Aussie crocodiles are literally double that size

dammit Japan.

>GOHZIRRAHHHHHHH
as if you have any room to talk about huge lizards

kek

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I thought this was going to be about the gator that was eating a dead body in a canal.

Had to shot some snake im my garage yesterday.

I cry everytim tbqh

said the same thing
a croc that small here would be a piddly size
crocs > gators

I've seen a large alligator at a different gold course, but it wasn't that large.

>What the fuck is in your waters
fluoride

Oh thats nothing. This is pretty common in Florida. Gators are basically super strong confused bunnies. As long as you dont fuck with them they tend to keep to themselves

SWOLE AS FUCK

He's just showing off his gains

I love my state.

They'll ambush your fucking dog though. And children too.

Alligators are big scaly kitties :3

Florida golf courses tend to be built at the very edge of municipal areas or outside of them. They are intentionally built in areas not civilized. Alligators are par for the course and golfers play around them.

That's a big one.

This guy gets it.

This.

Whenever dogs get eaten it 99.9% chance it was a chiauhau mexifag dog

No they really dont actually

>go to visit aunt who's retired in Florida
>walk into the backyard of her Sarasota house
>big ass python just staring at me
>uncle walks out with ear muffs on and his 1911 out, tells me to cover my ears
>decapitates it
>one week later
>at their house down near the Everglades
>grilling up some sea bass
>hear parents freaking out
>giant alligator comes strolling through their backyard
>stares at us, then flops down right there
>keeps staring at us until we grab everything and get back inside
>still there four hours later
>call animal control
>look back out and he's leaving
>cheeky cunt

>Whatever he was looking for he isn't going to find it. He's dead for sure.
Isn't that what is life about?

why did you have to kill the pretty snake? Also further proof that gators are just big sleepy scaly cats :3

Can't you just shoot one? Do they not conceal carry down there?

>Jurassic Park theme plays

You cant kill gators here buddy. They are the one animals that get away with being cunts here in fl.

Unless they go to niggerhoods

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>Do they not conceal carry down there
>Florida

Why would you shoot one? Do you mean in defense? Yeah you can for defense. But if you kill one randomly you can be arrested for cruelty

So you're allowed to kill snakes but not gators in Florida?
I've always wanted to kill a gator and skin it. Their skin is so nice.

You can. In hunting areas and hunting season.

They're peaceful lizards, dey dindu nuffin

Crocodiles are the mean ones.

You have to get a tag for them, but you can actually hunt gator.