W/ Westworld General

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I would fuck Dolores 3 times a day, every day if i worked there.

>ashley wasn't even in the poll

why is this board such shit?

What the hell are you talking about in these threads you literally have like 0.1% of useful information.

tfw you realize Dolores is the Sansa of Westworld

>*braaah* *THPPTPHT*
>squeak


Nice

Who would smell the seat after she left?

Authorise it

What's further out from the town?

Bands of crazy AI indians with anger turned to the max and traumatizing backstories?

Logan and William = Board reps
MiB = Arnold's brother
Bernard = Arnold 2.0
El Lazo = Wyatt

Prove me wrong fagbois.

Why the fuck would a family visit Westworld?

What the fuck do they do?

Go see a professional

They went in expecting something like a really expensive Disney world.

Turns out all of them end up in a Turing test on a massive scale.

HOLY
SHIT

IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A NEW THREAD, LINK TO IT IN THE OLD THREAD

HAVE YOU FAGGOTS NEVER DONE GENERALS BEFORE?

To see how their ancestors lived I guess in an idyllic location with great hosts. Shame about all the trailer trash shitting everything up but that's what happens when you cut costs to lower the entrance price.

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OP you didn't link to this thread in the old thread

they're still arguing about guns

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Not a qualified seat sniffer wouldn't you have to sniff it seconds after her lifting her arse? At that point you're literally in range of the culprits anus/cuntal region sniff the source my pal!

>brrrrrrrt

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Anthony Hopkins is the only real human in the park. Everything outside of the park is a lifeless wasteland. Every guest and all the staff and engineers for the park are robots with implanted memories and pasts of their lives outside the park. Hopkins real body is at the center of the maze, kept alive by machines in life support system. He is attached by a nural link to every robot in the park and feels all the pain and suffering, endlessly. He designed the system himself out of guilt over his complicity in the extinction of mankind.

Based Max Landis truly is our boy

>unsuccessful bitchy director cuck

Pigposting and shirkfaggotry.

I also remind people Elsie is best girl.

her name is fuckfu you pleb

daily reminder

Rude.

ELSIE
L
S
I
E

>fuckfu

Is it because she swears alot?

I like the
>not Ellen Page

haha fuck i haven't seen this image yet

shrink ray meme is by far the best thing to come from this show

I wanted to post this reply.

>Shakashuri FIB @FutaSnake
>@Uptomyknees @AngelaSarafyan did she tell you william is mib yet

>Max Landis@Uptomyknees
>@FutaSnake I cannot reveal the honest answer to this question.

No her name is worst girl

>Is it because she swears alot?

Yes. You figured it out Gali-fucking-leo

>ashley
who?

G-guys i just realized dolores is the oldest host in the park and has probably had over 9000 cocks in her

Just march me to the gallows senpai

El Lazo is Lawrence. And this reveal will finally prove the two timelines theory.

Since she's a robot you could just remove her vagina and give her a new one.

Is there any female host in Westworld that can conceivably still be a virgin?

but they clean her out and stich her up every night. :)

The only family we see in the Westworld are black. Why the fuck would they want to see that?!

That shit ain't cheap just fit a pressure washer nozzle up the vitals.

>Oversees the day to day operations of the park in the control room
>Approves what guests can do at a moments notice
>works security as a part of a security team
>interviews robots to see if they are working properly
>goes out by himself and physically retrieves lost robots
>transports defective robots into the basement storage
What exactly is this guys job description?

>Thinking that this is a person and not a bunch of bots with the same face.

Let's face it guys, this is /ourguy/

even Tedcuck is too alpha to be /ourguy/

Professional ourguy

Strawpoll says otherwise

Bladerunner

MiB is our guy because he's a poopsocking dork who has spent years playing the same retarded game.

Hes a robot, 100% hes a robot reveal. Same with the black guy and the skinny britsh guy.

Thats a good thing

slut pussi is best pussi

The dad of the black that met Dolores said that the other side of the river was "too adult", so I guess there are different zones for different types of fun.

Also I'd imagine the hosts are programmed to turn the sex and violence down when there are kids around.

I'm going to be so fucking disappointed if they reveal that any of the characters that have been portrayed as humans turn out to be robots.

He also completely spergs out when real people try to talk to him

Family friendly towns.

This. In Westworld he's a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything, but something completely different in the real world.

You could say he has two personalities

>What exactly is this guys job description?
The hero, only he doesn't pay $40k a day to be one.

Not sure if he's given a live gun and all.

>mfw everyone on the show is actually a robot and mankind was actually destroyed long ago

>Be Teddy
>handsome
>tall
>good gunslinger
>have a pretty, innocent waifu waiting to be taken by you
>only thing you done with her is hold, hug, and kiss
>newcomers come
>get shot
>at this point you're dying
>last thing you see is them dragging away your crying waifu to be raped
>repeat

MiB is Arnold actually.

Same here. Doing the whos a robot whos a host gimmick would ruin the show, since then you cant trust anything they tell you anymore.

I can't wait till we're shown flashbacks of MiB outside the park, so we can finally make "two personalities" memepictures of him.

>westworld gives you a chance to bully, torture and cuck chad

DELETE THIS

I wonder if Teddy has ever been raped.

If they reshrink her pussy after each time though who cares?

Logan

And yet families where allowed to just walk to the main town centered around a brothel during a violent gunfight.

Snek

>tall

Like Hamm from Endgame if humans were actually decent beings instead narcissists terrified of being left alone to die.

Wait..

He was made to feel nothing but pain

What is that in actual height?

7.5 stone

he's a fixer

he cleans up people's fuckups

That's Logan.

Logan is the normie faggot who skips cutscenes and everything related to storylines to get to gameplay

MiB is the autist who tries to find every single easter egg in the game

>given a live gun and all

All of the robots think their gun fires real bullets.

The guest him and fuckfu went out in the park to capture hit him so i think that's a clue he's a bot. It wasn't able to attack fuckfu

>Ending reveal: Robots are actually humans and vice versa. They put humans in the game for revenge after robot revolution

There are a lot of plotholes and inconsistencies in this show, but that comes with trying to portray something that probably never work in real life, near or far future. A cowboy robot themepark would probably be a nightmare of anarchy, guests stabbing other guests thinking they're robots, idiot guests breaking their necks doing dangerous action-hero shit, robosluts shoving their assholes into little children's faces, and some Russian griefing your three day quest.

Six elbows and twelve thirds of a thumb

Even my sisters taller.

Not definitive proof, we've seen hosts tackle guests before.

This thread has far too little fuckfu

Holy shit, I'm taller than he is.

He's pining for that one last achivement

my mind would be too blown to question this

Hope we get nudes in a future episode, even if she's probably human. Also hoping for more Clementine.

Best of course would be her eating out Clementine's clean robot asshole.

>be human
>get a job at westworld corporation
>think of all the fantastic things I can do with those robot bodies
>first day at job
>they hand me a hose
>tell me to clean old men's semen off Dolores' pussy
>every fucking day

>some Russian griefing your three day quest

Reminder that it's probably someone's job to meticulously place ass hairs on the hosts

Ford is the original robot who malfunctioned but nobody knows this so far and he was created by "Arnold" and Arnold was killed by Dr. Ford.
that's my theory

Unattractive, badly written, and badly acted?

more robots would those job, beyond a programmer and a creative type you would need zero humans at all

Dirt and sweat and leather really work on her, huh?

>using the actors from Focking McFockingcunt's rejected masterpiece as slave labor
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!

Logan is the little bitch that goes along to the pool but starts bitching if he gets splashed.

He just kept talking about all of the crazy shit he would get up to but he refused to do anything but stay in the starting area and fuck prostitutes; or stab, or threaten to shoot, people for no reason other than to show how "badass" he is. He even tried to justify stabbing that guy with a remark about a change in appetite and all he did was go fuck more prostitutes.


And we know from his conversations with Will, even as far back as there first scene, that he's nothing like this outside the park no matter how much he asserts that this is who he really is. Even belittling someones looks behind there back is out of character for him.

>nicest guy..twisted fucking psychopath
>i swear you guys don't mess with me

>famke is 6 feet
MUH DICC

>slave labor

They're fucking robots

hello my friends, do you have a moment to talk about snek :DD

Good observation.

where was it discussed that logan is a nice guy when not at westworld? its william who logan was mocking for being a workaholic lame person. william even tells the prostitute that he's not friends with logan, and we can assume hes not friends with him because logan is a constant dick

I want to lick her clean.