Ask a lawyer anything

Ask a lawyer anything

i hope to god that is not picture related

So what if it is?

this is what they mean by "appointed lawyer"

you are the ugliest cuck on Sup Forums mate. fix your hair and get a masculine face

Can you sue the guy that gave you that hair cut?

They let you walk into a courtroom looking like that?

Whats up with all the jealous fags on Sup Forums lately

If I get sued civilly and declare bankruptcy, what would it take for them to legally demand my money

What are these spots on my big fat vagina?

Great question. Op here of course. I’m a huge faggot and loooove nigger dick.

Next question?

Mom?

Your tie shouldn't be shorter or longer than your belt buckle, faggot.

with that hair style you will not have many clients.

Op here. Stop the hate just because I’m rich and successful and you’re basement dwelling jealous nerds.

kek

>Rich and successful
Lives in a dump.

What type of gun do you own?

Ops a faggot

Check deez dubz doe

My thoughts exactly user,
>rich and successful lawyer
>lives in 3rd world country
Pick one.

Op here. I have a gf. Also epic fail on your dubs. Looser.

Wow them dubs are hot

You'd be kinda cute if your hair didn't look like a muppet's

>Rich and successful lawyer
>”looser”

Fake and gay

No judge would take anyone with hair like that and gauges in his ears seriously

Youd get laughed out of court

Not op here, but look up "Suggestion of Bankruptcy"
Your lawyer in the civil suit would need to file one of those contemporaneously in the local court, when your bankruptcy lawyer files your petition in the U.S. Bankruptcy Court.
Also, look up "automatic stay" which is an action resulting from filing a bankruptcy petition, and which should* prevent the civil suit from going forward.
What usually happens then is: the party that filed the civil suit against you would need to file with the bankruptcy court, and move the court to lift the automatic stay. They may or may not succeed in getting it lifted.

Checked.

And agreed.

Op here. Leave the legal advice to real lawyers.

stay mad, kid

Implying that the way you look as any affect on the way you work.

What did mommy pack your lunch with today?

What do you tell your barber to get a haircut like that? "I fucked your daughter"??

Is that even a vagina? Looks like a terrible job by a surgeon if you ask me.

you look like a tashier version of Saul
what US state?

get fit
get a haircut
get a new suit that fits your better body

get at least twice the earnings

that's a male vagina
sorry, you got conned

Rich and successful could mean he owns the suit and a goat, and he's almost paid off his shoes and briefcase.

Should I study law?

He's not a lawyer. He's just going to court. Look at the gut on that guy.