How the fuck are you supposed to compliment a girl

How the fuck are you supposed to compliment a girl

you don't

chicks dig guys that ignore them and/or take subtle digs

its a rare woman that deserves a complement anyway you've just drank too much of the "be nice and a girl will love you for who you are" koolaid

well what do i do cause thats what ive been told

Hello beatiful show vegana
Mmm very nice
Open cloth show bob
Yes very nice my dear
I fuck you with my 2 feet penus in your vegana you will happy my dear
Bitch lasagna

watch RSDMax on YT an you'll figure it out

Ha ha ha go back to summer of '17

"I bet you have a tight pussy"

she does apparently

hate to go total philosophy on you but DONT DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

nobody EVER got successful
nobody EVER got rich
nobody EVER got laid
nobody EVER got famous

by doing what they were told

try something new op obv your "that's what ive been told" tactic aint working

> you smell like my mom

> nice rack

> hey, do I know you? Oh, no wait. You’re just reminding me of my favorite porn star

> you are so beautiful that I would suck your dick if you had one. No homo

> you’re not quite as weird as I thought

> do you know what bakkushan means? Cause that’s what you are

> your lips look like they were made for blowjobs

> I bet I won’t regret it the next day if I fuck you

> thicc!

It’s that easy

Notice changes they make to their appearance. Just don't go overboard with compliments. Keep it simple.
My gf likes hearing she did her make up/warderobe well after spending a lot of time on it.
She literally waits for my approval or she's cranky.

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tell the bitch she's not hot yet not ugly

actully dont try doing the oppistie works for me

This.

Notice her shoes or jewelry if it's special. Don't notice necklace in cleavage. Avoid comments that are indirectly sexual. "Wow those jeans... Show your genes" clever but wierd.

"You look great in those heels"
"Nice phone cover"

You just what to knock on the door to see if she is interested. If she is, she'll probably complement back.

Shows you've looked in more detail. But not too creepy.

First off: don't take advice from Sup Forums

Now that you've ignored my first suggestion:

Girls are all different, some like being given a random compliment. Most don't unless the situation calls for it.

If you've got a crush on a girl the best thing to do is to tell her. Odds are you get rejected, but that just lets you move on waaaaaay faster, and sometimes she'll be into you too and that's great.

I used to be super scared to let anyone know I had a thing for them. Then one year I decided I'd just be upfront with it, I got rejected 4 outta 7 times that year, but that meant I got together with three super hot girls and it was lots of fun.

Forcing compliments isn't really the way to go. If someone's changed their hair or is wearing a cool new dress or whatever then by all means comment on it positively, but don't go into a conversation thinking "I must find something to compliment her about".

Just do it ya puss.

>Discussing personal critique in class
>1 of the statements a grill in class got was that she was hard to approach
>Say I can imagine her beauty causes distance

This took 0 effort man, just fucking do it

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This guy knows, unlike the rest of virgin faggots in this thread. Basically the best way is to compliment their clothes, shoes, trinkets...

Stop giving a shit and you will find the answer. You will know the way.

I see the oldfags are reporting in. Listen to them.

Seriously, girls don't know what the fuck to think about guys either. They think we have some secret culture with norms and expectations and to some small extent we do, but there's more important variation than similarities that will make this any easier beyond.

Keep it short and simple. Something like "You look nice." and smile genuinely. After things have been going well smile and say "I like you." Seriously, if you're just happy and having a good time and to some extent you really don't give a fuck what happens next because you are gonna be ok anyway and live to see another day, that's the kind of confidence that girls wet themselves over man. They think "oh my god he's got his shit together, *sploosh* have my babies."

It's

It's gonna be ok, mate. You're young and you have lots of time to practice and learn. Just get out there and do it and pay attention.

This is somewhat right. If you compliment a girl don't be all creepy about it. More like that shirt is cool or your hair looks awesome.

Not you are the most beautiful girl in the world you deserve better than that piece of shit CHAD MOPTHERFUCKER ILL KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pro tip : you cant

> Tell her shes ugly
> Tell her shes not
> Tell her shes dumb
> Tell her shes not

The key in flirting is being specific in your flirt. Any dumb fuck can say " wow you are beautiful ". Only a pro would say " I fell in love every time I look into your blue eyes, they drive me mad " at full confidence/flirt/playful way.
The more specific the flirt, the better.
Only a faggot would say "nice dress, nice shoes, nice earrings" instead of " They look gorgeous on you ".

Women also get bored fast, so you must not always give em the same bullshit. Also disregard them every once in a while, to keep em out of their clouds. Very Important.

Also use possessives to refer to them "mine, my" They love it, even if they pretend they do not.

Always playful, always flirty. Never show love, but show affection. Never regret a decision, even if you are wrong. Bitches want a man, not another women. Not having control on themselves and not being able to take the lead is a women thing. They want to feel you will take the lead. Even when they fuck up something, they expect you to take the responsibility for their bullshit. Pretend you will and they are yours.

If they feel like something is not right, they expect you to make them feel everything will be right, even if you lie. Sound convincing. If you believe it, they believe it.

Also Pro tip : you cant

Ask away I will be here a couple of min.

Underage and goes for shallow dumb sluts.
He asked for advise, not shit you rant on the playground and learned from some pickup artist.

When is this culture of 'real men' finally going to die.

At some point in your life, you seriously have to start thinking long-term instead of thinking with your dick.
You'll enjoy women MUCH more.

Stop dating anime girls and you will notice the difference.

>hah! I'll just say he loves animu and i'll just ingore reality!
>fucking turf that board, another win on Sup Forums!

I kinda feel sad for you, but it's your life mate.
I know what I'll come home to later when i'm off work.

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