What should I say b?

What should I say b?

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I am however I am worried about some of the logistics

such as your businesses stance on child porn and whether or not your clients would enjoy images of me sucking off a toddler to completion.
I already have the images I just need a distribution outlet.

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Also will there be a craft services station set up on site? I tend to get a bit peckish during photo shoots.

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do you want to?

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are you sure? There are some very artistic pieces in the portfolio. I feel like you would like "Tears of Joy" or "First Words" the lighting expertly draws the smoothness of Billy's skin into focus.

Lol op here they're not answering back. Company is a scam in nyc

yeah i figured the child porn would kill any chance of a response from the get go

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what is your stance on niggers?

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Should I find my own child to bring in or will you provide my partner for the shoot?

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Would assless chaps and a leather collar that says "Daddy's Bitch" across the front count as trendy attire or should I purchase some new clothes?

oh never mind i just saw the message where you let me know that you will in fact be providing the children for the shoot.

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so like a dick inspection?
Well that's fine I haven't had one since second grade so about due for an exam anyways.

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Like the one doing the exam is a registered dick inspector and not just someone who works in the office right?

Lol op here I feel like going to the appointment and recording it

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So you can help me get discovered for my hidden talent of playing two's company on the trombone with my rectum?

Lol

Can I still have sex with something? I thought I was at least gonna get to fuck something.

Look I went out and got this child for the shoot earlier today expecting I would need to provide my own. Now you tell me that I don't need to bring any of my own stuff, and I am stuck with this crying kid asking where his mom is. What am I supposed to do with him now?
I mean do you guys have a reimbursement policy, I would only need about $3.50 for the cost of the fun dip.

Maybe this will trigger

Lol I knew it

you beautiful bastard op

How should I respond?

I think you are the one's not taking this seriously. Don't worry I will send you a sign of my commitment in the mail shortly, just as soon as I can find my bolt cutters and get this kid to drink his sleepy juice.

This. Your last stand

Op delivers lol

the absolut madman!

I can already hear the "Hello? Is this the FBI?

strap in boyos we just escalated from child porn to sending body parts in the mail!