Get to it

Get to it

> it was really you all along

It was Coke Zero all along.

a M.Night Shyamalan type movie

>Humans are the aliens

this thread wasn't made by an actual person

>Louis preps the bull
>He was the bull all along

The aliens are actually demons.

... Nah they'll never buy that.

M Night did it.

You are the demons.

two nasa nerds on the night shift manning the whatever nasa nerds man

>they are laughing and joking and one looks at his screen and says "huhh"

>other nerd asks him what's up

>he says nothing my computer must be lagging

>other nerd asks why

>he says the stars are out of position, according to this its 2017 not 2018

>reboots computer and stars are in same place

>they and the world realise the entire planet has no memory of the last year

5 people working in a television stuido
it turns out they are the ones being filmed by aliens

What's the twist though?

no idea I cant ever think of a good enough twist, this is the problem with films like this the ending is always a let down

Would the trees be a year older? The whole planet was in stasis or what.

The Rain is actually an alien species trying to take over the Earth

A womans adopted daughter goes missing but it turns out the daughter is the womans mother sent forward in time

Twist: It's actually 2020

Turns out it was just a glitch that happened to literally every clock in the world and that the planet is really a nature reserve for humans being watched by other humans in space and the space people are ghosts.

>twist it's 2015 and it was all a plan by John Oliver to stay relevant.

A guy who finds himself alienated from his family and friends slowly comes to the realization that it was his own shitty personality that was the cause as withdrew into a paranoid fantasy world involving computers or some shit.

Humans, earth, everything. Something has happened on earth and the entire human race have no memory of the last year. I often think of this but can never think of any good enough for an ending or the film in general I've just got that little scene in my head

This is very specific.

I think I read a manga about this,it had a similar twist to.

Twist: It was user the whole time!

Movie is dead serious the entire time until the very end where it's revealed to be the backstory for a new WWE wrestler. The credits are entirely made of John Cena memes.

2 guys and a girl attempt to escape a cabin that lashes out and injures them and pulls them to the wall.

They escape and disappear

The cabin was the world

Outside of the cabin was death
They were trying to escape Coral get it
They were trying to escape

A hard-on-his-luck custodian (Joaquin Phoneix), working in the hospice ward of a nursing/rehab facility, befriends a dying patient (Sigourney Weaver) who tells hims heroic and fantastical stories about a knight-errant named Jimmy. The stories culminate with Jimmy saving his beloved Princess Jessie, but in the final struggle Jimmy is hit in the head with a hammer and dies. It turns out that Joaquin is Jimmy, the stories are true (though exaggerated), Jessie really did love Jimmy but left him after his accident (being hit in head with hammer), he's not a janitor but a patient in the facility, and Sigourney Weaver is Jimmy's mother trying to help him regain his memory before she dies of cancer.

>Woman lives normal life
>one day wakes up without use of right arm
>goes to doctor, they won't see her
>goes on webmd, nothing
>asks coworkers, gets fired
>family shuns her
>mental breakdown
>looks in a mirror
>hand was in vagina all along

A guy goes back in time to kill Hitler. Turns out he actually IS Hitler.

that's actually quite a cool initial premise for a film

IT WAS MEEE BARRY. I WAS THE PLOT TWIST

Guy with big dick too big stab people wihit call it big duck

underrated

>guy goes on a trip
>meets a

sonovabitch

A man kill a man but he realize it's was himself so it's not a murder it's a suicide.

The end.

>last man on earth
>plot twist is he really is the last man on earth
>real plot twist
>the last man is Shyamalan

underrated is an overrated response
prove me wrong

It would be an in this situation

>fucks his mother in time travel
>Statue of Liberty ceases to exist

>guy goes to space and makes first contact with alien life
>they enslave him for a couple of months before he escapes
>comes back to Earth and tells tales of their alien experiments
>he starts getting sick, which starts a worldwide panic that alien's have planted a lethal virus in the astronaut
>keep him under tight lockdown but some of the hundreds of people who initially treated him fall ill too
>whole world goes crazy thinking a virus will wipe us all out
>looting, rioting, end of the world shit happens
>turns out the guy had an un-diagnosed form of cancer
>none of the doctors spotted it because they were trying new techniques since they were convinced of an alien virus
>all the others who fell ill had the common cold
>world in ruins
>a secondary twist comes in a post credit scene where the aliens are talking about a plan to implant an untreatable form of cancer into the astronaut to send the world into mass panic and destroy itself so they can take the planet for free

Fund it and make the title "The Current Year"

Boyhood with a girl instead.
The twist is that her father was sexually abusing her the whole time and it ends with him getting caught because people who watched the documentary figured it out

underrated

Guy makes cookies on his daughter's birthday for her class.
>daughter is diabetic can't partake in festivities
>many of the students die. Many sick.
>father freaks out it was his cookies.
>gives one to the dog. It takes one bite, throws up.
> he's sure now. He's freaking out that he's a child murderer.

TWIST: turns out, after an autopsy, that it was the bullets from the school shooter that actually killed those kids NOT THE COOKIES.
TWIST #2- the dog didn't like cookies the whole time

PT 1
>Mother is in a satanist cult
>Father is a good christian man
>They meet in local church,cause Father caught mother trying to vandalize
>This happen repeatedly for several months
>They fall in love
>Father Convinces Mother to leave cult
>She tries her hardest not to but eventually does it
>Gets married than pregnant
>This vehemently piss off the satanist
>They attempt to kidnap and kill the mother and abort the baby
>manages to kidnap the Mother prepares for ritual
>Father gets wind of this by the locals
>Father and his christian buddies with some cops comes in
>battle ensures with,cops kill the cultist
>cultist leader chants with holding the knife to Mothers stomach
>Some shit goes down with pentagrams and everything is turning black and gushing wind and stuff with eldritch tentacles knocking everyone but the Father out
>Cultists leader stabs the mother and the baby fetus
>Father grabs cop gun and shoots the cultist leader
>Mother gives birth to Daughter and dies
>Cultist Leader talks to father in inaudible language
>Fathers understood what he was talking about
>Cultist Leader dies
>Father leaves church with new born daughter
PT 1 END
ALL EVERYONE GUESS THE TWIST

In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that the rise of Islam was actually an M. Night Shyamalan plot twist
I got this idea from a game of Cards Against Humanity

>paranoid and seemingly schizophrenic man begins to lose control of his life
>claims he's being watched all the time, hears a breathing on the back of his neck, murmurs and laughter fill his mind when he fucks up
>final scene is him turning his head to look at the audience
>he was talking about us

>it was the bullets from the school shooter that actually killed those kids

>Alien ships land on Earth
>Some fear them, others fascinated, cults of worship form around them
>No one knows why the massive ships are there, it remains quiet, no signs of life from it
>Everyone who touches them vanishes, leaving behind their hair and nails and teeth
>Eventually, main character manages to get close to the ship and touch it
>Is instantly transported to a hellish alien processing factory where humans and other life forms are being processed - as food, something else? - in giant machines by another species
>End

WHAT A TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

That's...actually not bad?

>a couple goes on a honeymoon somewhere in the woods, imagine the great northern in twin peaks
>everything is perfect
>too perfect
>they try to leave
>"you can't leave because you've been here all along"
>they're actually dead
>they've been stuck in a loop
>they relive their brutal murder at the hands of the mentally deranged custodian
>movie ends with the opening scene

I did in Signs

>Take a beloved cartoon franchise with solid lore, story and structure.
>It's impossible to fuck up.
>Proceed to fuck it up more than humanly possible.

A family living on a farm finds mysterious crop circles in their fields which suggests something more frightening to come.

>Astronauts crash land on planet
>taken as slaves by weird apes that can talk
>Astronaut tries reasoning with the apes since
>Big boss man ape refuses to see him as an equal to the human
>after some stuff happens, the human is banished
>walks along a beach only to find the statue of liberty
>he was on Earth the entire time

Think this movie would ever get made?

9/10 post, docked a point for "dog didn't like cookies" when dogs get sick from both chocolate and raisins, the two most common additions to cookie dough, and would have worked perfectly

>it's bad

The twist is his daughter and her class are all dogs.

The Musical

>iktf

I lost my virginity but it was all a dream.

kys weeb

>characters in the scene all become aware that they are part of a movie
>look behind the camera for the source of their pain
>M Night steps out from behind the camera into the shot
>kills everyone with a revolver
>credits

tfw ive got one buts its really good fuggg :DDDD

>Weeb
>Western property
Hmmm

Russia invades USA but dies because they are allergic to guns.

>the twist is that there is no twist