Is india the most dominant, advanced and economically satisfying nation in our world? why and why not

Is india the most dominant, advanced and economically satisfying nation in our world? why and why not.

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India, officially known as the Rape-ublic of India and traditionally known as Rapistan, (also affectionately nicknamed as The Place Where You Get Off The Plane and Immediately Scream, "OMG! WTH? It Smells Like Fucking Shit!" by tourists) is a subcontinent in South Asia shaped like an old man's nose, known by Westerners for its shitty movie industry named Bollywood, curry, doctor mills, elephants, pagans, trippy artwork, Gandhi, paki shops, the ever so helpful telemarketers, the complete lack of toilets or sanitation infrastructure, and the worst body odour in the entire universe. Jon Stewart warns others from visiting India (in his book Democracy), where you can catch any diseases that ever killed anyone.

Some regard India as an exotic and distant land whose ancient history is full of myth, wonder, and beauty. In reality, the history of India is a history of conquest - as in being subject to conquest. Over the millenia, various empires have had their turn at India--Alexander the Great; Genghis Khan; various Muslim conquistadors to the west; China started up shit once or twice; and of course, England, who decided to stick around after trying out some of the tea.

Interestingly, while most countries gain their independence by churning out an eager generation of freedom fighters, India managed to shake off the yoke of the British empire due in large part to an old man in a toga. Of course this is bullshit, because liberals love metaphorically rimjobbing Gandhi and his legacy but often forget to mention the shitloads of people the British killed (with Indian troops) cos they weren't gonna fight back, or the fact that India was already descending into anarchy and riots whenever there was an opportunity. Finally when India did gain its own sovereignty, which was largely due to the British running out of ammunition and money, so too did Pakistan. The two countries have been in a perpetual pissing contest over everything from religion to just plain trolling ever since.
Gandhi

India is also the largest safe haven for rapists and pedophiles in the world. 5 out of 4 Indian males name rape as their favorite pastime.

India is one of the few countries in the world with the distinction of having nukes as if their B.O isn't enough. Then again, so does Pakistan, which is a lot more Islamic, and a lot less fun. Naturally, the underlying nature of their rivalry becomes clearer when you consider that they were the same country 60 years ago, and that most of the drama between the two of them is over them both claiming a stretch of worthless, uninhabitable mountains in the name of national pride. Thus calling an Indian a Paki is akin to calling a Jew an Arab. It is therefore, an extremely good source of lulz. Also having the dubious honor of sharing a border with India is Bangladesh, who India liberated from Pakistan only to look down upon it like a retarded step child. Then there's China, who zerg rushed (seriously, they didn't see it coming!) India in the 60s and took a chunk of territory the size of Switzerland, which India is still butthurt over. So all in all, one can say India has good relations with its neighbors.

Currently India's most severe problem is a continuing health catastrophe caused by the fact that poor people defecate all over everything because there aren't enough toilets (srsly). This can happen to any once-proud culture after being sufficiently raped by the forces of predatory economic globalization.

Of course, India is also the world leader in tech support, so it must first solve the problems of confused midwesterners who can't figure out what the hell is wrong with their computers before it can even think of solving its own. Its massive workforce must sit in waist-deep muddy water and try to figure out why some redneck can't get his internet to work while fending off basketball-sized rats, all between malaria-induced seizures.

The Indian armed forces are greatly respected by the general public in India. Every year, over 9000 women in India offer themselves to the troops as a sign of respect.

>MFW An Indian makes a thread

Indians love comparing themselves to China, and think that they are better. However, China rapes India at many things. Their economy is 2 times bigger than India's, and their average citizen earns 2 times as much. They have 50 million more people, which means that they can zerg rush a country much better. Chinese people beats Indians in school grades, video games, sport performance, mass production, and business. India, on the other hand, has either been split into multiple tiny countries that fight on a daily basis, or been conquered by stronger countries looking for a large, cheap labor force. However, India is distinguished from China by democratic government, having freedom of press, and embracing the concept of universal civil rights, but are those really something to be proud of?. India also has a larger pharmaceutical industry, more historic contributions to mathematics, and is responsible for originating Buddhism, one of the greatest cultural elements in the history of China's civilization.

Remembering their long history of great culture and advanced ancient civilizations, Indians shit with their hand. They use their left hand for pooping, so that they are not confused when eating curry. INDIA FTW

Nuke Pajeetistan

no, cause india stinks, they sound funny so noone will ever be able to take them srsly and the have no manors. Also they re food makes you have nasty shits.

ppl shit in the street and on the beach --> shithole detected

Lost hard. Thank you

To all the racist amerifats.
Fuck off.
We invented half of the shit you use.
If you somehow get cataract then good! Dont remove it surgically because we were the first to do it.
Also, Tipu sultan made the first rockets and successfully used them against the british invaders. After defeating tipu, they took the idea back to england and developed it into congreve rockets.
Also dont use internet, and neither mobile phones. Just dont use any wireless communications devices because Sir Jagdish Chandra Bose set the foundations for all radio wave sciences.
> blah blah we americans invented everything so fuck off and dont use them blah blah
Fuck off you americans invented nothing but more unnecessary genders.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Indian_inventions_and_discoveries

calm down pajeet, go take a shit or something

>click on link
>invented flush toilets

Kek'd at that shit

>After defeating Tipoo
/thread

lol

Poo in Loo

>We invented half of the shit you use.
But you don't use our inventions to shit

how to troll Apu Give them toilet paper
Say anything good about Pakistan, anything at all.
Tell them Pakistan won 1965 War.
Tell them Pakistan bitchslapped them by taking Tiger Hill in 1999.
Ask them if they worship a dick, Shiva Ling. When they say yes, ask them if they suck it? Make sure to inform the cops of your whereabouts before you do it.
Tell them they look like skinny Nigras with straight hair
Tell them that IT superpower and Cricket superpower were not original power levels until they invented them
Ask them if they have access to toilets back home while simultaneously holding your nose, if they reply in the affirmative, ask them if they have heard of deodorants.
Tell them Kashmir belongs to Pakistan.
Tell them the British colonization was the best thing to ever happen to India.
Ask them their opinion of Hitler wait for their approval of him as a fellow Aryan before lulzily reminding them of his gassing of four lakh Gypsies from India.
Tell them the Punjab province should separate
remind them that incest was prevalent in many high hindu castes
Tell them they are not a Great Power.
Ask them how Indra, God of Heaven, rode an Elephant through the clouds, when the Elephant clearly had no wings.
Tell them there are Hindu extremists.
Tell them about how they got raped by sandniggers (Muslims)
If you are in India, ask the nearest Indian where a burger joint and/or steakhouse is and Run for your life.
Tell them their religion sucks so badly that most Indians would rather be Muslim.

The best country.. LMFAOOOOO

Remind them that over 9000 Bollywood actors don't look Indian at all.****(they aren't they are paki's)
Tell that Zaid Hamid is one of the greatest minds of this Era.
Insist that their Caste system is worse than Apartheid.
Ask them why any sane person would reject a tasty cowburger.
Ask them what are their views about 500 years of Central Asian Muslim slavery.
Ask if the world was created as a result of Kali (some Hindu goddess) fucking Shiva (some Hindu god) in his butthole with a strapon, and if so, how much lube they think it took.
Insist that they didn't defeat Pakistan in 1971, Bangladeshis did that.
For people from the Northern India: Suggest that Tamils (people from the south) are beautiful and intelligent and far more friendly than anyone from the North.
Suggest that Pakistan is developing more quickly into a true modern nation. (This isn't true , but it pisses them right off nonetheless)
Suggest that Urdu is an infinitely more beautiful language than Hindi.
Tell them Hindi is nothing but vulgarization/Copypasta of Pakistan's language urdu.
Ask them why Hindi isn't spoken by everyone in the country.
Ask them about "Shivlinga" and aboout them idolizing a dick of god shiva inside a vagina of godess parwati, and milk dropping representing cum. Shiva also had another affair with ganga and smoked weed all the time.
Ask them about Kabul Hijacking.
Say India was such a shit country that China gave it back.
Say Rama wasn't born in Ayodhya.
Tell them they are so lame that even Mamluk Sultanate ruled them.
Tell them India should stop trying to compete with China.
Say India sucked so bad the Mongols didn't want it.
Point out that, as a country should be divided.
Tell them that the north west indians (Punjabi) are superior in culture than the rest of India.
Tell them Ghandi was a bitch.

>racist

We dont even consider you as people
You guys are just living memes kek

Fuck off pajeet