Doctor says I have some eternal bleeding in my brain and have about 6 weeks to live. Dubs tells me what to do

Doctor says I have some eternal bleeding in my brain and have about 6 weeks to live. Dubs tells me what to do.
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survive

Watch memes...

prove him wrong and live 7

Staple the diagnosis to your chest and run around grabbing ass and licking faces

>eternal

Is still not late to be a school shooter

My brain is eternally bleeding for eternity!
- step 1) stick needle in brain to remove liquid

If the bleeding is eternal, does that mean you'll die, but it'll just carry on for all eternity? WOW

6 weeks eh? Time to start an uprising amirite? Go to North Korea and kill Kim Jong Un, declare yourself supreme leader. Launch nukes towards russia and USA. Pop popcorn using radiation and watch the madness break out as you think about the meaning of life.

>eternal bleeding
So you'll keep bleeding even after your dead?

Date Taylor Swift?

*Rape

Invest all of you savings in coke and hookers and die in dignity

Send me money to buy Xanax?

What music of hers would you play while doing that?

Get ready to chill with Lil peep

With a bleeding ear, could be painful

Damn bro looks like you have to pop xans now

Start the #killyourcongressmen fad
You'll be notable in the end

My sides

Kek

I would sit in shower to make the highiest bill and then not pay it :D

Why you got to be so mean to Tay Sway?

Take as many drugs as you can get your hands on. What have you got to lose?

Spend all your money on heroin them donate whatever money is left to charity. That's what I'd do

Travel

The bleeding isn't eternal, it will stop when you die.

1. Get shotgun
2. Buy beanbag rounds
3. Go to the hood
4. Shoot monkeys with beanbags

No it wont thats how my pappy died and we have to keep a sump pump in the mausoleum

Two thousand zero zero
Party's over it's out of time
Tonight OP should party
Like it's ninety ninety nine

rape children
record evidence
hide evidence in your house
die

Host a funeral party, invite everyone in the world and make it a big ass event. Make a gofundme or some shit to fund it and make it huge.

Then kill yourself on stage infront of everyone.

>mfw all the new friends that don't know about eternal bleeding

Life sucks anyway. Natural response aside, I'd probably be relieved if I got that diagnose.

OT: Look up cute stuff.

OP didn't reply to even 1 post in 1 hour, this is fake

winrar!

newfags
>eternal bleeding

Let me play with you and those forceps.

delete all trace of ones self

• Cordelia