Confess

Confess

I'm black

I browse /mlp/ and /pone/ and think /mlpol/ was a fantastic idea

meme spicer texted me

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It's way past my bedtime

I like cheating on my wife, it's kind of a fetish

Mommy thinks I am looking for a job but little does that stupid birch know I have been shitposting, masturbating and playing vidya.

I've raped a random girl. Never felt more shitty about anything in my life. No way to fix it.

Pic related

I raped a girl in my college and liked it. I went to therapy the following week. I never got caught, she thinks that it was another guy that raped her.

ive tried to get my dog to fuck me

My girlfriend asked for coke
I gave her diet Pepsi.

You knew her? Somewhat? I have no idea who this girl was, or how she handled it. So I guess that's the biggest thing eating at me.

My boyfriend wants to have a baby.


I've had three abortions.

I didn't know her, she just turned me on and sat in the same spot everyday.

i fucked like six different trannies.

When I hear it from you, it makes me feel bad about it.

it's not a sin to help steer someone towards the good life, my son

i have fapped to worse shit than this

And it doesn't eat at your conscious at all? Don't know if you're the fucked one, or I'm the "sensitive" one.

cute!

oh boy where to start

In the 6th grade i sucker punched a retarded girl on field trip because the tard bus broke down so we had to load them on the normal bus and i got stuck behind some sperg who screamed like a banshee for 30 minutes straight, the second nobody was looking i clocked her. She spent the rest of the trip staring at her feet and sobbing, i still feel bad about it.

I stole my neighbors cat because it was really cool and they kept throwing it outside during winter so one day i let it in to warm up and it never left. Before they moved they asked if i seen it and i said no. I kept him for 7 years before he died of old age.

I once threw a beer bottle through a store window and blamed it on a homeless person. In all fairness i was trying to hit the homeless person because they followed me for a couple of blocks and kept asking for money and when i said no he got more and more agitated until he said he was going to cut me if i didn't give him something. I grabbed the first thing in a near by trash can and threw it at him. For a complete drunk he moved like greased lightning to avoid that bottle.

I stole a pack of trading cards from a hobby shop when i was 8.

I stole a kids bike in the 5th grade and blamed it on another kid in my class out of revenge because he threw some dog crap at me.

Whenever i get junkmail in an envelope i stuff it full or random crap like screw washers, bolts, and small rocks then put it back in the mail because they get charged for weight shipping on the return trip.

I once kept a telemarketer on hold for 20 minutes then hung up on them.

I broke my sisters Sega Genesis console and blamed it on a younger cousin who got his ass whipped severely. To this day he still brings it up and i pretend i have no idea what he's talking about.

I once caught a female co-worker giving on of the bosses a blow job in his office and she offered me one if i kept quiet. I took the offer then told on them anyways.

No, it's not like I killed her. She will get over it, I leave the past in the past

I was experimenting with a 1 inch metal roller for sounding when I just kinda dropped it in the hole and it feels so nice I’ve just kinda left it in there. I went semi a while ago though and kinda forgot about it until I saw this thread while checking Sup Forums for questionable degenerate porn so thanks I guess.

I went to a party and saw a girl passed out. I walked up to her and started playing with her tits and pussy. I was pretty paranoid about getting caught but it was worth it.

Okay update I worked it out and there was a tiny bit of blood around the tip like just a smudge but I feel fine, a pleasant tingle if anything. So alls well that ends well

I want to fuck a communist girls mouth

A lot of rapists here! Najs.

I went to Mexico got a girl pregnant and bailed. I still laugh about it.

I want to build a voluptuous female fursuit with a built in fleshlight and role-play a cock hungry slut in the middle of a gangbang.

My brother made me go to a party, during the party I spotted some bitch pasted out in a room. I went inside and started eating her. After a while I started penetrating I never got caught. She was my first and only girl.

went to taiwan, somehow manage to hit on a 16yo school girl, she likes me, convince her it is safe to ejaculate in her, fuck her everyday after school through the fertility period, bail out country afterward and never return.

guys... i might have a son or daughter at taiwan....

When I was 14 a girl slapped me several times because her friends told her to, knocked her out and broke her nose accidentaly.

When 13 gropped my sleeping grandma during a sleepover. Wanted to take a look at her pussy. She woke up and asked me what I was doing. In panic said I was cold and needed a blanket. She gave me one and went to sleep immediately. Went to bed and fapped (To be fair she is athletic, great boobs, blond hair, looks fucking 40). I was a fucking horny teenager. Later in the morning she asked was I really cold or was it something else. She was smilling and looking at me. I said I was cold. She just sighed and said oh well, too bad. Used to regret that I didn't have to balls to say it. Now I'm fucking glad I have a healthy relationship.

Made some dude from other country kill himself. Or atleast I think he did. Haven't heard from him for a year and his fb account has been deleted.

First kiss was when I was like 7. Was watching tv with my girl friend in her room. Watched some romantic chick flick. She wanted to kiss. I remember us pretending to be actors from the movie. All I can say it was a solid kiss for 2 7 year olds. Later on we did some stuff I regret .

While in a club some dudes started hitting and throwing each other. One of them hit me. I just remember seeing he had a knife and that he was dead drunk. Took the knife. Hit him in the head. Stabbed in the stomach, pulled out, hit in the same spot. Then it was black but I was awake. After that first thing I remember is sitting in front of the club. Ambulance parked, 2 guys carrying a guy to the vehicle. It was the guy I stabbed. He lived. Wasn't a bad injury becayse it was a small and short knife. Regret that shit a lot.

Stole ice cream from the local shop. The lady loved me and adored me. She never found out.

I jerked off on an airplane in the middle seat while the people next to me were asleep

used to dress up as a girl and let all my friends fuck me silly

> Be me at a small flat in a big city
> have one huge bed on the floor because we were poor as fuck
> co-workers decided to sleep over for the night since it was already late and we were all dead tired from the shift
> mfw I slept in the middle of my gf and female/lesbo co-worker
> couldn't sleep, horny as fuck
> creeped in my hands to female co-workers pussy
> feels good.gif
> she became really wet but was heavily asleep
> came buckets and spread all my cum into her hairy pussy
> i did this while lying beside my girlfriend
> i did this while her girlfriend was lying beside her on the other side
> mfw when i might have aroused her because my hands were fucking ice cubes because I remembered her prying her eyes open but I didn't stop
> mfw she never brought it up until now
> i have no face

When i was 19 my crush got married she was the same age as me. I was extremely jealous and angry. I started stalking her and when I noticed that she was alone I broke in to her house. I knocked her out with a baton and raped her. I used a condom of course and got rid of all evidence. She never knew who raped her and we are still close friends. I feel like shit about what I did but I don't regret it. I honestly want to fuck her again but I don't have the guts to do it.

oof

I fingered my brothers girlfriend while she was sleeping

>she never brought it up until now
How'd that go?

We got on separate ways living different lives now. Anti-climactic I know. I never really wanted anymore than that I suppose.

When i was 20 I got out of college around 9pm. I walked home because I don't have a car and I'm not scared. A lady speed walked and caught up to me. She was in her mid twenties, she told me that her boyfriend kicked her out and she's going to walk with me cause she's scared to be alone in the dark. We walked for a while and when we got to a really dark spot I punched her repeatedly and fucked her. I lost my virginity that night. I didn't care, I still don't because bitches like her tormented me through k-12. The cops never came to my house, so she must not have cared too much.

I have spent the last 3 1/2 years obsessing over a girl that if I were to speak of my desires of her to anyone I know, I would face such harsh consequences that I would likely suicide from the societal rejection... And she is of legal age, biologically female, mid level socioeconomic status, average intelligence, in no way deformed or defective, and has a very comfortable life with respectable parents who I would do anything for. The biggest issue is the haunting feeling of devotion to her despite no real formed companionship. Yes, there is lust involved and status benefits due to her successful family, but what matters most in my mind is my investment into her which I have done from afar.

You see, love has this wretched way of not being selfish in the way infatuation is. It let's you let them go off and be happy with someone else or to not see them for months at a time. Love doesn't go away when you are upset or disagree. Love insists that you would save their life even if they tried to take yours. Love is a horrible thing to experience alone. And I dream constantly of sharing it with her, though I can not. My girlfriend would be upset, my parents would be disappointed, her parents would be extremely angry and she would likely be creeped out and afraid. Not for any reason other than that I am twice her age.

There is no good in modern times that can bring me the things I pray for. Maybe 300years ago it would be seen as Noble, but today it is seen as monsterous.

I once stuck a pineapple up my but and later served it to my grandma. She's allergic to pineapple and I had no idea. Too bad she lost her left eye to the incident, but the remains of my stool did cure her Ulcerative Colitis so I'm counting that as a win.

Let me in, God. I'm ready.

Went on a field trip during highschool, we stayed in a hotel. Some stupid bitches left their door open. I snuck in and played with some sluts pussy for a couple of seconds. I wanted to fuck but it was too risky

I jerked it to DD

Stealing your neighbors cat was the right thing to do. Cats are not supposed to be outside for prolonged periods of time, especially not in the cold!

So many rapist

Same here for that first part. I might buy a cheap suit just to do that myself and stuff it with pillow filling

i broke my brother glasses made it looked like an accident

well that escalated quickly

Sad really

I want to fucking kill myself. I’ll be starting my new job soon and making a shitload of money. I just want to be a fucking NEET holy shit I just want to be left alone with my books. I don’t want money. I don’t want status. I hate people. I just want silence, solitude, and nice weather. Fuck why did I do this to myself.

Kek best post

just think, if you can put up with it for long enough to set yourself up with the bare essentials, you'll never have to deal with society ever again.
That's my plan anyway

faggot

do u know da wei? to the fucking trash you go

fucking scum

absolute savage

I find rape and really tabu sex stuff like Beastiality so fucking hot. I'm jealous of all the stories about rape, I wish I'd get fucked by a random stranger. Would love to hear more stories, gets my pussy wet.

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I am a lolicon.

Just talk to him seriously wtf is wrong with you

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you deserve to get raped by a group of very suspicious men

That’s where I’m going right now, but it’s so far away. I don’t enjoy life enough to purchase fourty years of passive contentment with twenty of suffering.

yeah I bet you would never have gotten anything otherwise, fucking ugly cunt

Ahem.
Tits or gtfo

nigga, if you plan to live frugally in the middle of nowhere, it won't take anywhere near 20 years to get setup. Especially if you rake in the cash like you say you will be.
I mean, it's all pointless in the end anyway, but w/e, may as well be comfy while waiting for the heat death of the universe

Witnessed

prove you're a guy. dick or gtfo

I like to jerk off with my moms dildo

Lmao I Dont really wanna post anything that could give away my identify after confessing that :')

I want to use a time machine and fuck the weird kid in 8th grade that probably wanted to rape me.

Im from latin america and I hate it here, I want to die

I put up a Craigslist post showing my wife, asking for a 3some with a random guy. I jacked off to all the dick pics that replies

I'll send you a pic of my dildos, no homo?

Ive jerked off at my mexican friends house.

To retire, I’d need around 400k. Working the job I want is going to take me, reasonably, 6 more years. Until then, I’ll only be gaining debt. But once I get there, I’ll be making 150k p/a. I still want to fucking die, though.

I listen to novembers doom

I once peed in a girls face because I was drunk and told her it was cum. She belived it couse the pee was white due to the alchohol

Then why did you specifically mention your pussy instead of saying "gets me horny". You wanted the attention of being a girl, tits is how you get our attention

I like to jerk off to boko no pico, daily

I an alcoholic

you're giving her attention now aspie

No no no no....

My entire 20's

> 25 years old
> jizz 4 or 5 times per day thinking about women's feet, especially MILF feet

My life rn

I once gave moms dog a handjob
Dog followed me around everywhere after

did it jizz on ur hand?

non latin linaguamos

Didnt really think about the way I worded the sentence lmao
Sorry user, will stay gender neutral from now on to not upset you too much

1)Females are not allowed on Sup Forums with out tits

2)Trannys can't have babies

Did you want to fuck it?

>Has sexual/intimate sexual relations with women
>not wife
How does it feel to be actual implicit trash according to all major psychology?

Want to fuck my girlfriends younger sister so badly. She flashes me her ass and tries to touch me but I have resisted

I cant stop posting my moms nudes online it make me feel like shit

Bless, for you have been shown the way, and you are bestowed the gift.

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